Poll of the Day > Steve Jobs offers you $50,000k to watch him bang your parents - spoilers

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Viking_Mudcrap
08/16/19 9:19:09 AM
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Steve Jobs offers you $50,000.00 but you must watch him have a threesome with both your parents.

Do you agree?
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Keebs05
08/16/19 9:20:44 AM
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Spreads your cheeks and bite the pillow. Keebs05 has bills to pay.
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EvilMegas
08/16/19 9:22:11 AM
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Well he's dead and my dad is dead, so that would be weird.

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Viking_Mudcrap
08/16/19 9:24:25 AM
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EvilMegas posted...
Well he's dead and my dad is dead, so that would be weird.


Bro, he is rich AF and the smartest tech guy that has ever existed. You must be a fool if you really think he is "dead".
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Fierce_Deity_08
08/16/19 10:13:11 AM
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The only one he could get with is my dad, since theyre both dead. As far as I know, mom isnt into necrophilia.
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5tarscream
08/16/19 10:27:44 AM
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50k AND I get to watch? Whats the catch?
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Viking_Mudcrap
08/16/19 10:30:19 AM
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5tarscream posted...
50k AND I get to watch? Whats the catch?


You can't join in :(
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5tarscream
08/16/19 10:34:27 AM
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Viking_Mudcrap posted...
5tarscream posted...
50k AND I get to watch? Whats the catch?


You can't join in :(


Hmmm I guess its probably still a yes but not a hard yes. Get it?
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papercup
08/16/19 10:52:40 AM
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You do know Steve Jobs has been dead for almost 8 years, right?
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Viking_Mudcrap
08/16/19 10:55:27 AM
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5tarscream posted...
Viking_Mudcrap posted...
5tarscream posted...
50k AND I get to watch? Whats the catch?


You can't join in :(


Hmmm I guess its probably still a yes but not a hard yes. Get it?


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Viking_Mudcrap
08/16/19 10:55:49 AM
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papercup posted...
You do know Steve Jobs has been dead for almost 8 years, right?


Never confirmed, body was never shown.
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wwinterj25
08/16/19 1:37:55 PM
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Viking_Mudcrap posted...
Steve Jobs offers you $50,000.00 but you must watch him have a threesome with both your parents.

Do you agree?


There is many things that make this impossible however yes, yes I would.
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GanglyKhan
08/16/19 2:40:02 PM
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$50,000k is a lot more than $50,000
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Greenfox111
08/16/19 3:09:32 PM
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Spoilers??

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Viking_Mudcrap
08/16/19 4:14:03 PM
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GanglyKhan posted...
$50,000k is a lot more than $50,000


Hey guys, check out the nerd lol.
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Yellow
08/16/19 4:17:08 PM
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Oh, so $50,000,000?

Yes. They are divorced, and one is remarried, and they hate each other, but everyone has a price.
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Soup_or_Science
08/17/19 1:56:12 AM
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This is the part where I log out and go to sleep
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Shining_one
08/17/19 4:02:15 AM
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When I signed up,I thought this was a board where people talk about videogames,but this is a lot better than what I had in mind.
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RoboXgp89
08/17/19 5:51:58 AM
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i think my parents are worth more together
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Sonicplys
08/17/19 6:14:17 AM
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Steve Jobs and Apple can both kiss my ass
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SkynyrdRocker
08/17/19 9:05:42 AM
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Yellow posted...
Oh, so $50,000,000?

Yes. They are divorced, and one is remarried, and they hate each other, but everyone has a price.

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