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eaedwards6400
12/14/18 4:50:36 PM
#101:


Henry
Whipwreck
Bigelow
Sabu
Sandman
Raven

Dreamer Raven

I'll finish the range and go C-
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Tom Bombadil
12/16/18 12:29:38 AM
#102:


woo
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Tom Bombadil
12/17/18 7:00:46 AM
#103:


gonna be a bit
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Tom Bombadil
12/18/18 6:58:19 AM
#104:


because christmas season suxxx for time and energy
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Maniac64
12/18/18 7:38:28 AM
#105:


Yep
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5tarscream
12/18/18 7:18:46 PM
#106:


Tom Bombadil posted...
because christmas season suxxx
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Tom Bombadil
12/20/18 7:41:20 AM
#107:


p much
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Tom Bombadil
12/21/18 2:00:27 PM
#108:


but the hard part is now over
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Tom Bombadil
12/22/18 1:48:42 PM
#109:


guessing day before or day after christmas
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Tom Bombadil
12/23/18 5:14:10 PM
#110:


which starts tomorrow!
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Tom Bombadil
12/24/18 8:25:02 PM
#111:


26th seems a safe guess
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Tom Bombadil
12/25/18 11:35:25 PM
#112:


early afternoon, perhaps
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Tom Bombadil
12/26/18 2:04:36 PM
#113:


hey @Maniac64 did you want to predict >_>
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Tom Bombadil
12/26/18 2:34:35 PM
#114:


Show's ready but I'll give him a few hours

He bumped so he probably did what I do and forgot he never actually got a prediction in >_> Actually I gotta figure out what the prize for this cycle is anyway!
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Tom Bombadil
12/27/18 8:19:47 AM
#115:


ECW Big Apple Blizzard Blast
Wk. 4, 1/96

Pre-show: Taz d. Stetson (D; Taz not suited to gimmick, crowd didn't like Stetson)

Too Cold Scorpio faces the rookie Mark Henry in a battle of pride to kick us off. Henry's power avails him in the early going, but Scorpio is able to wear him down (possibly a bit more than the booking wanted) and put him away in the end. Still, a solid debut for the youngster, unless you're one of those internet "smark" weirdos. (D+) Jimmy Del Ray hobbles out to the ring, still selling his wounds from a couple weeks back. Before he can get a promo going, out come the Bad Crew! They lay him out again. (F+)

Chavo Guerrero Jr. challenges Mikey Whipwreck next for the TV Title! It's a reasonably good back and forth match...out come the Gangstas! Mustapha Saed distracts the ref while New Jack lays out the champ! Chavo doesn't seem to have a problem with winning this way, and is able to pick the bones and win! (D+) The Gangstas and Chavo put the boots to Whipwreck! Cactus Jack barrels down the ramp to make the save and drive them off, but the damage has been done and a message sent. (D)

Rey Misterio Jr.'s loan contract is almost up with ECW, but before he goes, he puts one one hell of a match with Bam Bam Bigelow. Bam Bam finally puts away the kid to thunderous applause. (B; great chem) RVD faces Perry Saturn next for no special reason- a solid match, if a bit flat after Bigelow/Rey. RVD gets a significant win. (C-) Another throwaway match sees Sabu roll through Damien Stone with a few neat spots. (C)

Backstage, the Pitbulls are going after the Flock! Raven's not around, and without him, Meanie and Richards fall to the Pitbulls. (E) Next is Shane Douglas, accompanied by William Alfonso of the Network, challenging Sandman for the ECW Title! Jericho makes his presence felt here as well in short order- both he and Alfonso continuously plauge Sandman, preventing him from building up too much momentum. Even Sandman's trusty cane can't quite even up the numbers game, and Douglas is able to secure a win and the title! (C-) Heyman is furious at this miscarriage of justice. Alfonso explains again that the Network is bringing ECW into a new era, with Douglas now at the helm, but Heyman tells Alfonso where the Network can stick their new era! (D+; Heyman's face turn goes pretty well and his Anti-Establishment gimmick gets Above Average.)

Dreamer and Raven go Hardcore for the main event, and it looks like Dreamer pulls something early on while battering Raven repeatedly with a chair. The rest of the match is a bit off, but still a solid outing. Meanie and Richards are AWOL after being beaten down earlier, but Beulah is still in Raven's corner, and she's got a can of mace! Raven holds Dreamer for her....but Dreamer escapes, and Raven gets maced instead! DDT onto a chair! 1....2....3! (D+; great chem; Dreamer sustains a Strained Triceps Tendon; Raven was high)

Overall: D+ SUCCESS not enough hott babez

Sultan: 11/15
5tar: 6/15
Lopen: 6/15
eaed: 4/15

Sultan: 33/41
eaed: 24/31
!5tar: 24/31
Maniac: 17/26
Lopen: 17/31
CPU: 10/22

@TheSultanOfSlam
Who should be the leader of ECW's resistance of the Network?
-Sabu
-Cactus
-Dreamer
-Scorpio
-Sandman
-RVD
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Maniac64
12/27/18 10:10:14 AM
#116:


Tom Bombadil posted...
Show's ready but I'll give him a few hours

He bumped so he probably did what I do and forgot he never actually got a prediction in >_> Actually I gotta figure out what the prize for this cycle is anyway!

Yep. Oh well no big deal.
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TheSultanOfSlam
12/27/18 10:11:22 AM
#117:


@TheSultanOfSlam
Who should be the leader of ECW's resistance of the Network?

-RVD

Was between Dreamer and RVD Dreamer is already doing alot why not give RVD the angle
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5tarscream
12/27/18 7:43:03 PM
#118:


Sign moar hawtness
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Tom Bombadil
12/28/18 1:42:20 PM
#119:


NEWS
-Regional Battles: USWA > ECW > Others
-We lost a big ol' chunk of money. That's gonna be rough.

-National Battles: WCW > WWF; NJPW > AJPW
-NJPW Heart of Champions gets B (ME: Hashimoto/Liger d. Cho-Ten)
-WCW feuds Sullivan v. Hawk, Hogan v. Luger, Sting v. Pillman, Flair v. Rogers
-AWF get Windham
-Neidhart claims to be carrying NWC.
-Raw gets A (ME: HBK d. Bret)
-Nitro gets B+ (ME: Luger d. Sting)

Hey we've gotten through enough of the start-of-game shakeup that I feel we could do a ROSTER

ME FACE: Sabu, Cactus, Scorpio, Sandman
ME HEEL: Henry, Raven, Douglas, Bigelow

UMC FACE: RVD, Pitbull 1&2, Dreamer
UMC HEEL: Jack, Jericho, Saturn, Chavo

MC FACE: Whipwreck, Stevie, Taz, ???, 911, Buh Buh Ray
MC HEEL: Saed, Meanie, Kronus, Stone, ???, Myers, Big Dick

LMC FACE: Hardyz, Smith
LMC HEEL: Bad Crew, Stetson

OP FACE: ???, El PR
OP HEEL: Dances With Dudley, ???

ET FACE: Allen, ???, ???

MANAGERS: Damien Kane, William Alfonso, R.D. Reynolds, Heyman, Lady Alexandra

ANNOUNCE TEAM: Styles+Gertner
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Tom Bombadil
12/29/18 4:46:38 PM
#120:


Up
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Tom Bombadil
12/30/18 8:37:32 PM
#121:


I said up
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WarThaNemesis2
12/30/18 8:38:33 PM
#122:


...who is the rogers flair is feuding with

...is it big bubba rogers if so i might have to be the resident tom-era wcw fanboy
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Tom Bombadil
12/30/18 8:56:10 PM
#123:


it is indeed!

ya go my wcw
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Tom Bombadil
12/31/18 10:47:16 PM
#124:


they're a good time
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Tom Bombadil
01/02/19 9:21:01 AM
#125:


TEW or not
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Tom Bombadil
01/02/19 3:27:37 PM
#126:


Scorpio spreads rumors about Pitbull #1
Peewee Moore is late for an agent meeting
Jeff Jones' attitude still ticking off the locker room

PREDICT IT!

Hardcore TV, 2/wk1/96

Taz v. Henry
Sabu v. Big Dick
(2)??? v. Bigelow
BONUS (2): Who's the new guy? (HINT: Been guessed before!) (5tar IS eligible)
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TheSultanOfSlam
01/02/19 5:43:09 PM
#127:


Henry
Sabu
(2)???
BONUS (2): Who's the new guy? (HINT: Been guessed before!) (5tar IS eligible) Eddie!
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eaedwards6400
01/02/19 6:58:52 PM
#128:


Henry
Sabu
????

Question is he currently in your list above as a ?????
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Tom Bombadil
01/02/19 7:02:52 PM
#129:


Yes.
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Lopen
01/02/19 7:13:46 PM
#130:


Henry
Sabu
(2)???
BONUS (2): Who's the new guy? Steve Blackman
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eaedwards6400
01/02/19 7:26:04 PM
#131:


Chris Beniot, again.
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5tarscream
01/02/19 8:09:38 PM
#132:


Hardcore TV, 2/wk1/96

Henry
Sabu
Bigelow
BONUS (2): Malenko
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WarThaNemesis2
01/02/19 11:33:40 PM
#133:


Henry
Sabu
???
BONUS (2): Who's the new guy? (HINT: Been guessed before!) (5tar IS eligible) THAT'S NOT CICLOPE, THAT'S DEAAAAAAN MALENKO
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5tarscream
01/02/19 11:49:31 PM
#134:


Change my guess to Christian Cage
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Tom Bombadil
01/04/19 9:08:41 AM
#135:


ok
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Maniac64
01/04/19 7:24:43 PM
#136:


Henry
Sabu
Bigelow
BONUS (2): Dean Malenko

I will not stop guessing Malenko.
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5tarscream
01/05/19 5:10:10 AM
#137:


Aww I changed my guess so wed all have a different guess. Booooo maniac boooooooo
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Maniac64
01/05/19 12:32:13 PM
#138:


Maniac64 posted...

Malenko (I will keep guessing him until its right)

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Tom Bombadil
01/06/19 1:51:43 PM
#139:


the man of a thousand guesses
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Tom Bombadil
01/07/19 4:22:33 PM
#140:


unfortunately jericho can't beat that because he's already here!
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Tom Bombadil
01/08/19 4:25:03 PM
#141:


guess 1: Malenko
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Tom Bombadil
01/09/19 11:10:33 PM
#142:


guess 2: malenKO
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Tom Bombadil
01/10/19 11:31:03 PM
#143:


guess 3: three-handled family matanza
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Tom Bombadil
01/12/19 12:19:48 AM
#144:


man lately I have had no focus or energy
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Maniac64
01/12/19 10:45:48 AM
#145:


Same
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Tom Bombadil
01/13/19 6:30:26 PM
#146:


Hardcore TV
WK. 1, 2/96

Scorpio puts himself over for beating Henry. He might be strong, but he's not the baddest dude around! (D+) Speaking of which, Henry tries to regain some momentum against Taz. Taz is a tall order, but the kid is too. Henry eventually wins after suckering Taz into trying to outpower him. (D)

Cactus and Whipwreck are backstage. Whipwreck assumes that the Gangstas cost him the TV title to try to bait them into a tag title match! Well, it worked, and they're gonna regret it! Bang bang! (C) Sabu might not have an angle going, but he continues his midcard tour by disposing of Big Dick Dudley. (C)

Raven comes out with the Flock, publicly berating them for not having his back, not caring that they had been taken out by the Pitbulls. Dreamer eventually shows up and suggests that Raven take responsibility for his own failures. Raven scoffs and reminds Dreamer that he's the one with the girl, so who's the real failure? (D+)

Bam Bam Bigelow has reached the main event slot, where he'll face a newcomer....LA PARKA! Fans aren't quite sure what to make of the luchador, but are quickly won over by his agility and some big spots. Unfortunately, the Beast from the East wins the day in the end. (C+; Parka's Tecnico is Below Average)

The Network are here to gloat some more about Douglas' title win. Sandman comes out to call them cowards, but Alfonso just tells Sandman that he's old news now, and the numbers are in the Network's favor in the boardroom, the bank accounts...and this ring. Jericho and Douglas flank Sandman, who admits that counting was never a strong suit. But, the people are with the REAL ECW! Out comes ROB VAN DAM for backup! The pairing runs off the Network, ripping Alfonso's coat as he tries to escape. ECW is RVD! (C)

Overall: C- SUCCESS not enough wimmenz shoot I forgot that part

NEWS
-Jericho, Foley, Morley to tour with PWA
-Scorpio to tour with M-Pro

-UWFi Firm Standing Leaders gets C (ME: Takayama d. Ishikawa by countout)
-CWA-TX Betrayed 1996 gets D (ME: Duncum Jr. d. Houston to retain)
-Tajiri suffers a Grade II Groin Strain
-WWF teams Yankem and Jannetty as The Ultimate Warriors
-WWC falls to Small
-PWA feuds Blacktop v. Cactus
-Misterio Jr., Super Crazy to tour with WDF
-Ultimo to tour with M-Pro
-AWF feuds Rich v. Windham
-Raw gets A (ME: Bret d. Shawn to retain)
-Nitro gets B (ME: Hogan d. Sullivan)
-WCW Saturday Night gets B- (ME: Flair d. Arn to retain)
-Superstars gets C+ (ME: Yankem/Jannetty d. Ringmaster/1-2-3)

Steamboat judges Kronus guilty of being late to pick up a travel partner
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Tom Bombadil
01/13/19 6:37:13 PM
#147:


5tar: 4/4
Maniac: 4/4
eaed: 2/4
Lopen: 2/4
Sultan: 2/4
War!: 2/4

Nice, War showed up! 5tar swoops back into the lead.

!5tar: 28/35
eaed: 26/35
Maniac: 21/30
Lopen: 19/35
CPU: 10/22
Sultan: 2/4
War: 2/4

PREDICT IT!
Smith v. Bigelow
Sabu/Scorpio v. Bad Crew
(2) Sandman/RVD v. Flock
(2) BONUS: There's another debut tonight! (5tar eligible) (HINT: He's had a solid midcard run in one of my previous diaries!)
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Maniac64
01/13/19 11:51:57 PM
#148:


Bigelow
Bad crew
Team ecw

Dean malenko
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5tarscream
01/13/19 11:54:39 PM
#149:


Bigelow
Sabu/Scorpio
(2) Sandman/RVD
(2) BONUS: Shane Helms (Hurricane)
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Tom Bombadil
01/15/19 1:06:13 AM
#150:


yay
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