Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 198: Only Bruno has the Stones to Blow Off Triple H

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Just for edwards I hope this Big Show/Cena feud continues to Wrestlemania (with Cena beating Show at every PPV), where John Cena FINALLY overcomes the odds and defeats the Big Show with the STF despite it being physically impossible for him to do so.

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defeats Big Show in a torture porn match with the STF, even

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There is no way he can lock in the STF.

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-JBL also posted on Twitter, commenting on the Alberto Del Rio attack on Sheamus from Smackdown. He wrote: ""Hey @wwe Next Alberto del Rio will be sitting backstage with Ron playing cards and drinking beer! #felony #theft #paymeroyalties"

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That's satire, right?

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Would you be mad if Alberto started the ADRPA? <_<

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Just shorten it to Alberto Protection Agency

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Ricardo is his Ron.

This sounds like a great idea.

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From: Rad Link 5 | #205

That's satire, right?

It absolutely is. Unless he's changed his position. Pretty early on in some interview JBL had nothing but nice things to say about ADR and basically took the position of "look, it's all been done, we've all lifted our gimmicks from SOMEONE, I wish the guy much success"

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Ricardo: "DARN!"

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Yeah, if JBL was actually serious then he'd have to turn right around and hand some royalties over to Ted DiBiase Sr.

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I just don't know anymore after Kurt Angle claiming copyrights over the ankle lock.

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Only for as long as he wrestles! He claims he NEVER ONCE used it while Shamrock was active. <__< >___>

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Jakyl25 posted...

Only for as long as he wrestles! He claims he NEVER ONCE used it while Shamrock was active. <__< >___>

If you asked the average WWE viewer they'd probably say Angle was either retired or dead! >_____>

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From: WarThaNemesis2 | #201

Just for edwards I hope this Big Show/Cena feud continues to Wrestlemania (with Cena beating Show at every PPV), where John Cena FINALLY overcomes the odds and defeats the Big Show with the STF despite it being physically impossible for him to do so.

Sounds like a fun time.

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edwards enjoys the torture porn

both watching it inflicted on Cena, and performing it on himself by watching Cena torturn porn

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I'd watch edwards torture porn.

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This is why my role at the thesz press is Mystery Steiner Theater 2000...

This is my DESTINY. For people to enjoy my torture porn

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From: edwardsdv | #218

Mystery Steiner Theater 2000

This will either be our biggest attraction or shortest lived feature.

I see no middle ground with this.

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In honor of this discussion of bad things in wrestling and tomorrow's Impact, at 4:00 PM Eastern tomorrow (~22 hours from now), snowy's synchtube is going to host the first two NWA-TNA weekly PPVs.

Upon watching these two shows, you will truly appreciate where TNA is now.

Among the things you have to look forward to should you join me include:

The Gymini
Future NWA: Mountain State Heavyweight Champion (The Violent World of) Frank "The Tank" Parker
Ed Ferrara
Future TNA World Champion "The Cowboy" James Storm!
Future WWE Hall of Famer Braden Walker!
Old People!


Be there, or never realize how bad it was.

http://www.synchtube.com/r/Snowy

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BTW I thought of the slogan for The Thesz Press last night.

"Covering all angles from all angles."

Or alternately just:

"Covering all angles"
and just letting that stand as a double entendre.

Which do you prefer?

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The second one's better.

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This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

I would like to suggest adding a 'the' to the second one.

So "Covering all the angles."

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Yeah second one is better. And it's better without "the."

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Definitely the second.

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"Covering all angles" is better. It's short and not trying too hard to be clever.

Chris Jericho @IAmJericho
We watched No Holds Barred…now on DVD! @Sarah5962: @IAmJericho So what happened after you and @JohnCena went backstage?”

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Rad Link 5 posted...

Chris Jericho @IAmJericho
We watched No Holds Barred…now on DVD! @Sarah5962: @IAmJericho So what happened after you and @JohnCena went backstage?”

Since everything on Jericho's twitter is a lie, does that mean they actually kept fighting?

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Somebody needs to take all the Zack Ryder scenes from Smackdown and combine them into one video. Why isn't that compilation on Youtube yet...

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His arms kind of freak me out.

I would prefer leaner arms.

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Otunga looks more cut, even if he's not as big.

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#JohnCenaisOurChampionForever currently trending

damn it

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You have personalized trends on. That is not trending worldwide or even nationwide.

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well that would mean my brother does since he told me. I've never used twitter in my life

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I love him.

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that would explain why #asknatalya was trending for me last night

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I would be pleased if #asknatalya was actually trending.

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From: UltimaterializerX | #230
Love him or hate him, there isn't a man alive who wouldn't want that physique. Makes me want to work out again.

People hate the Rock?

Well, besides Triple H.

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I think some people are still angry at him for going to Hollywood.

And I'm sure he turned a few neutral people against him during that last run with Cena.

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Rad Link 5 posted...

I think some people are still angry at him for going to Hollywood.

And I'm sure he turned a few neutral people against him during that last run with Cena.

Those people are stupid and should be mocked relentlessly.

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From: TheRock1525 | #241

Those people are stupid and should be mocked relentlessly.

explain!

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Regardless, they are people, and they hate Rock.

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Rad Link 5 posted...

Regardless, they are people, and they hate Rock.

They are people the same way MWE is.

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Anyone who actually HATES The Rock without some heretofore unheard of sound logic is a philistine.

That by no means says that The Rock is perfect or cannot be criticized. I even understand not liking The Rock.

But HATE?

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Most people who watch WWE are philistine, though.

Remember, we're the "smart" fans. We're hardly representative of the whole.

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Most people who watch WWE love The Rock, even if they prefer Cena.

Even if you somehow HATE The Rock for "going Hollywood," the basis of that hatred is because you love The Rock and you desperately miss him.

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I used to "hate" the Rock, Triple H, AND Austin because I was a WCW fanboy.

These things have changed.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
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How awesome would a Rock promo be right now where AJ tries to come on to him.

Put that s*** on PPV.

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