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ClarkDuke posted...

one puzzling detail, was on his release from the hospital, they mentioned he also showed notable signs of rectal trauma, ok?

Its funny that you mention that because the husband of the wife Im fucking has also shown some of these signs. He often spews rather homophobic nonsense, but Ive always felt hes been rather closeted. Him living a secret homosexual lifestyle would really make a lot of sense.

ClarkDuke posted...

jazz, that sounds simply unbearable, and you are a saint for standing by her in times where her husband is failing, ok?

Thank you, Clark. Honestly through everything you have been my inspiration to persevere. I know youre going through an extremely difficult situation and youre angelic approach to everything has been soul-stirring.

ClarkDuke posted...

so what occurred at dennys, i would imagine as long as he used plenty of salt hed have a job, ok?

unf I cant go into too much detail due to an NDA but his primary job was cracking the eggs used for omelets and he was caught using an unconventional method to do so. He liked clapping his cheeks with the eggs if you know what I mean.

ClarkDuke posted...

so does he have any plans to pay for his hospital bills, because i doubt he had insurance, ok?

Honestly I think his plan is to completely skip out on them. He refuses to get proper health insurance because he disagrees with his morbid obesity categorization but unfortunately hes just living in denial.

ClarkDuke posted...

and what are the odds, the girl i impregnated, her husband was also found heavily intoxicated, bottomless and dehydrated behind a failing pizza place, ok?

Its absolutely crazy, Clark how many of these people are running around out there. Just goes to show how prevalent drug and alcohol abuse is in our society.