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Topica married woman i was sleeping with is now pregnant, ok? ama
HornedLion
01/30/21 9:38:09 PM
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So a lady was in labor(labour for you canadians), and her and her husband were on their way to the hospital via ambulance. The husband was riding passenger side, as its customary there. He was really excited and happy.

The baby was born in the ambulance and immediately the EMTs knew there was going to be a problem. One got in the way so he couldnt see in the back. They radiod in the code for police assistance when they got there.

They tried to block him as best as they could but when they took the mom into the hospital he got a glimpse of the baby, which was a totally different color than he was supposed to be, and the man lost it.

Cursing to the point where he had to make up new curses, and even spat in their direction. Police detained him but he wasnt arrested or anything. They figured life had punished him enough.

Sad.

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