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in town, go to church. talk to a few monsters, they tell me where to go. apparently the church is protected which is weird considering this is literally a place where monsters came out and there's a guy guarding the basement but uh, alright.

some previous fighters are here doing slave labor for monsters. well okay. eventually i get to where i need to go after talking to a bunch of NPCs and cutscene.

enemy is Booga. he's into Jade more than me, apparently. he also has a face full of teeth and wants her in a new outfit? hell yeah, let's do this. the game even gives me a choice so of course i say yes. and with his magic powers of changing a girl's outfit - this is a very obscure power if i've ever seen one - he turns her into... a blue outfit bunny girl?

...uh, Booga.
she already was in a bunny girl outfit.
not that this version isn't nice but i mean... it's a pretty small change.

well, he apparently has a girl who makes a vortex and is gonna suck up the NPCs, so boss fight now? no, guess not, since Jade saves an NPC and gets sucked into it herself. checked the menu, apparently this outfit is a curse somehow. ...can i keep it?

move forward, cutscene.
...Goku? as an incredibly weak and frail man? he's wearing a Master Roshi gi but has SSJ Goku hair.
well he tells me to let him get his ass beat and help people downstairs. sounds good to me. there's a priest and breakable pots here? hm. so there's items to be had. also the woman is Boodica. Boudica i know from Fate, one of the few cases of a queen who actually was royalty of some kind. no gender bending element here! but i digress. a couple pots have a couple items, talk to people, they're all miserable, cutscene at the end.

oh hey there's the rest of the cast. Vince with his weird deep voice accent and a bunch of other people. Sinderella and her... uh... normal voice? kinda confused here. anyway she doesn't like me because i'm friends with THE DARKSPAWN and he revived the LORD OF SHADOWS. i mean, technically true on the second part but whatever. anyway she hates me and nobody believes in hope anymore. damn.

however!
Boodica hears us talking and has me set up to fight in the Girly Burly. i've no idea what this is but they're all scared. i'm not because i'm pretty sure i'm overleveled and unless this lance got outdated real quick, still good to go. random NPC talks to me to give me some items, alright. continue moving, explore what's left here - like the book with love letters - and move on.

round 1, multithrust.
round 2, multithrust.
round 3, multithrust.

no items used.
cutscene.

...Boodica is uh, something. Jade, you're a British gal. this is your 1st century queen. a 4 armed cyclops with pink nails, oh boy. anyway, Jade gets whacked but gets back up, does a speech about hope, kicks Boodica, gets knocked down and just before getting stomped Vince comes in along with the other NPCs. Sinderella even heals me.

she also has the most normal accent and it's throwing me off. there's like, no voice acting element to this. it's just a girl talking, i'm confused. to battle though!

spam multithrust, NPC party members join in just fine. i accidentally die once too but the bunny suit revives me. was this that weird misty thing that happened in an earlier cutscene? well, whatever. one multithrust later, dead. cutscene.

we kill the cyclops as i'm left wondering... in this guy's journal he talked about 10 years after their first date holding hands. i do wonder, which of the hands do you hold with a 4 armed gal? well, doesn't matter because she's dead now and we go through the space-dimension crack. back in the real world you've got Booga also hoping that burly monster isn't beating up his bunnykins, as he put it. okay, so lore right now for me goes Booga really did not want to date this girl but she somehow must've been the only one putting out. so he made up an excuse to push her into another realm and then finally Jade showed up and he's going "YES, FINALLY, SOME GOOD FUCKING FOO-- WOMEN."

now the issue with this plan is this girl is apparently a stalker and can summon black holes/a vortex into another dimension. so uh, i don't think you can cheat like that, chief. handle your woman, damn.

anyway something's actually happening in the cutscene: we're about to fight Booga but the bunny outfit is turning to black. oh, so this is what that weird moment was in a previous scene, the curse is kicking in. as she's fading Booga... threatens to hold hands with her, in the most rapey way possible.

this game should be rated M. holding hands is too far.
game prompts me to save as she's passing out, sure.

...Erik's New Acquaintance.
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