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TopicGot Dragon Quest 11 S today (Playthrough topic)
Wanglicious
02/27/20 8:33:10 AM
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oh, respecing is a normal thing? cool, then i won't worry about it. but i'm responding to that after i finished the intro so yeah.

in prison there's two pots so i smash 'em as someone tells me to stop. as we talk he gets some delicious gruel, does an anime HEH and jab to the gut. ...a standing jab behind a bar instantly KO'ing a fully armored guard? bro, they should be able to get whacked by a hammer with full rotation before that happens. it's a body shot on a fully armored dude, even the best boxers ain't doing that.

well, whatever, the guy gets me out of jail so i'll take it. he then doesn't kill but totally killed a guard and finds my stuff. woo, i still got it all. ...why'd he give me a sword too? like, there's no new sword in my inventory, i call false advertisement. as i check out my stats... wait, hang on.

how did i not recover HP at all in this?
as i look around the dungeon i try to get some chests but the gate is locked. c'mon man. if these guards are incompetent enough to leave my stuff around, just how good do you think the loot in here is? well, i go talk to him and he tells me to get in the hole. c'mon man, seriously, ya couldn't open gates? and wait why are you making me lead, i don't even know what a sewer is! well, he keeps talking about a seer so i guess we're just gonna mosey along with this.

and we're caught. time to run! for a little anyway, i then just beat the crap out of them. alas, that used up all my pep. and after that they just instantly respawned so uh... i see. running it is, then. and now begins the stealth mission. so i do... for a bit. i try going the other way, doesn't work. and i dodge the first two before deciding fuck it, it's still stealth if they're KO'd right? and honestly, for a guy who says he's invincible he's scared of what, 8 guards? fortunately we don't need to question the logic of it all as the bridge collapses. i'm not sure how this is a "luck's about to change" moment considering i've been pretty fucking lucky to get all this working out so far. fortunately i can hear the voice of the goddess down here and she tells me that i, a person at LV6, need... 170 EXP?

...god, those guards are shit.
well, i heal myself and move forward into an area that's visibly open and between the save point before it, is obviously time for a boss. and it's a dragon! uh... we sure about that being a boss fight...? okay no, it's time for an infinite runner, gotcha.

we run!
cutscene.
and run more!
cutscene.
fucking rock in the middle got me so i fled, tried again, and out we go! all the monsters inside i almost feel bad for since they're all just dead along the way. whoops. we make it to the end and then we're out the cave with a waterfall nearby. "looks like our luck's ran out," what? we ain't in the castle, we got out of prison, below us is water, and we both apparently have superhuman strength already. i'd say we're good! he removes the hood and reveals that he's SSB Gogeta but wearing the potaro earrings because it's cooler, i guess.

roll intro, real game begins now.

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