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TopicHi, I chopped jalapeños and then touched my bare penis.
Maldoror
01/14/20 5:24:25 PM
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HotLap posted...
I slept for 16 hours. I have never had a dream that felt so violently real in all my years.

Adam, The First Man, is slouching in front of me. His back is crooked from the weight of his swollen, defeated ballsack. Thick rivers of dark corruption navigate his body, seemingly replacing his veins. He gasps for air. Adam is in great pain.

He stands on a bed of jalapeo peppers. In fact, the peppers are everywhere. There is no floor, no soil, no oceans. Only jalapeos lay beneath our feet now.

Eve stands in the distance. She wears a tunic of leaves, but is naked from the waist down. Her corruption is contained to her bloated, decaying scrotum. She holds the corruption in her hands and mutters, Ive become a stranger to myself.

I look down, terrified to know if Ive contracted the corruption myself. I havent, but my penis is gone. I look to Adam. He sports the same smooth area as I do.

Bare penises fall from the sky like rain. When they reach the floor of peppers, they ignite and burn away. Snow falls from the heavens pure, Adam recites. It is not to blame for being soiled by the earth.

Adam opens his mouth as if he were catching a snowflake. A long, bare penis lodges itself in his gullet. He makes no effort to remove it. Adam chokes and falls into the spicy abyss. He, like all the penises before him, is burned away.

Adam, The First Man, is dead.

I turn to Reverend Al Sharpton. His penis is gone. We can never go back, he tells me.

I awoke in a panic. I had sweat through my nightclothes and all of my bedsheets as well. My penis is here. Reverend Al Sharpton is not.

I know not of what this dream means, but I will thank Jesus Christ every single day for bringing me this nightmare.

Pretty sure that's a European art film.

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I shall set down in a few lines how upright Maldoror was during his early years, when he lived happy. There: done.
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