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Topic	Hi, I chopped jalapeños and then touched my bare penis.
HotLap 01/13/20 9:14:33 PM #17:	Man, what a ride. The pain in my penis has subsided, but the memories never will. When I woke up, I never thought Id burn my bare penis and my hairy, veiny ballbag on hot peppers today, but sometimes God has his own plan. Do you think there were jalapeos in the Garden of Eden? Do you think Adam burned his bare penis and throbbing, misshapen gonads on a hot pepper? I will now lie awake wondering about lifes great mysteries and I will thank Jesus Christ every single day for giving me the glory to ponder the great unknown. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. <cite>HotLap posted [p:932889568] in Hi, I chop... [t:78328236]...</cite> <quote>Man, what a ride. The pain in my penis has subsided, but the memories never will. When I woke up, I never thought Id burn my bare penis and my hairy, veiny ballbag on hot peppers today, but sometimes God has his own plan. Do you think there were jalapeos in the Garden of Eden? Do you think Adam burned his bare penis and throbbing, misshapen gonads on a hot pepper? I will now lie awake wondering about lifes great mysteries and I will thank Jesus Christ every single day for giving me the glory to ponder the great unknown. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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