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TopicDrunk right now. Post and I'll make you a name poem
Bad_Mojo
01/11/20 4:29:32 AM
#23:


Guide posted...
dangit, i thought it just had to incorporate the name, not as an acronym type deal

it's 4am ok

It's okay, I didn't explain the rules

To make up for it, here are some FFT "classics" I've done in the past

TravelingJack

Traveling with a heretic is not always fun
Run into 87 Monks that Musty kills with his gun.
Algus joins the party and makes everything sour
Virgo or Pieces, Rafa doesn't give up her flower.
Everyone wants to kills us at each and every turn
Lede or Celia, the assassins, will be happy to make us burn
Items will always save us, sand-bagging is fun
Night Sword their life, and watch them all run.
Girls fall to their knees, but perfumes give them life
Just when I thought I could take them for a wife.
Alone in the world, with me and my crew
Crush all the eggs, so we don't have a zoo.
Kill everything.

Octans

Orbonne Monastery is where we start
can we save Princess Ovelia?
To the fight, it is only right
Along comes Delita for pedophilia.
No, this can't be true, does he want a wife?
Someday soon, she'll stab him with a knife.

KokyuDosa

Knights, please don't break my stuff
Oracles will now make you funny
Knights go blind, I'm hard to find
you are wasting all my money.
Ultima, the High Seraph, we are going to kill you
Didn't have a chance to knock
Orlandu is cast, you will not last
simply you are going to be rocked.
Altima is a better name.

Mairuzu

Mustadio, why do you always die
alone on the top of your wall
I have a good party, but your not a smarty
run in head-first until you fall.
Usurpation will not be, if you don't give them a stun
zodiac stones we need, just shoot them with your gun.
Useless.

abbr

Alone in the battle, Ramaza stands tall.
beaten and bloody, Wiegraf will now fall.
Before the final blow, he just disappears
run away now, for a monster as appeared.

Ulala Rules

Uber Squire, Mr. Buttpants
Loved a little girl.
Alma is so sweet
loved to make her twirl.
Alone again tonight
Ramza and Alma embrace
Uber Squire and his Cleric sister
Letting Mbarrier wash away disgrace.
Even if you think Delita has the better wife
simply put, at least Ramza didn't catch a knife.

AlmasNo1Fan

A fan of Alma, is this a kind of joke
Little money, it's not funny
maybe you had too much to toke.
A fan of Alma, you're face should be red
sit down, do not clown
Now I hope this love is dead.
Oh, still a fan of Alma
1 more time, I will not Mime
For she is cold as Shiva.
A fan of Alma now lays dead
neutralize incest before it spreads.

Liam8

Level 8 Monk has some spunk
increasing the enemy with recreancy.
Alone in a fight, he'll be alright
My main guy TRC.
8ball in the hole.

_MorningStar

March on The Merchant City of Dorter
One goal on our mind
run away now, we'll kill you I vow
notch your eyes 'till your blind.
I saw your ass Wiegraf
now we are a party to your plot
get ready to fight, your sister was tight
Slaughter the Corpse Brigade 'till they rot.
Today we end this bloody game
and your head will be on a spike
rot in the ground, no piety is found, with each and every strike.

emotional28

Elmdor likes to suck,
my blood every night
offered his body to be used,
to the first Lucavi demon in sight.
Inside his castle at Limberry
Order of the Southern Sky he betrayed
Nanten's God Orlandu fought
and helped his body lay.
Lightning Stab!

PMarth2002

Prince Orinas is the true evil of this story
My thoughts have no doubt
absent from sight and ear
run away before he pouts.
Turn up arms and shields, and fight against this child
he who sins will always be lost, stop him before he goes wild.

RandomTask81

Reis Duelar, our sexy little beast
always helps my every need
Nelveska Temple we fought so hard
diverted her from Dragon breed.
Occult in every sense
my main girl in this game
Templar Knight, you have no right
A Beowulf only in name.
So Rise my sexy beast, please come to my bed
killing time by writing rhymes, for a true man you will wed.

tigerjackhammer

Time Mages make us quick
Ice with Wizards in the snow
Geomancers walk on lava
Every Priest helps our HP grow.
Rent or Steal stuff with Knights and Thieves
Jump with Lancers until they're dead
Accumulate with Rama's Squire
Calculators win the battle, if spells are left to spread.
Kill them far with Archer's bows
Hamedo on every Monk
and Dance or Sing the night away
Mystic Oracle makes them walk around drunk.
Mediator makes them switch sides
Every Summoner stands tall
Run them down with Nina fists, Mime will copy it all.

^I ran out of letters for all the jobs^

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