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TopicExtremely Crappy Wrestling (1996 TEW diary)
Tom Bombadil
01/07/20 7:30:40 PM
#449:


Hardcore TV
Wk. 3, 6/96

Rock is brought to ringside by Missy Hyatt once more, but Windham comes out to call her a useless bimbo! (B-) We've got ourselves a nice little match here. Windham eventually gets the upper hand on his young opponent....but Tommy Dreamer rushes the ring! He tackles Windham to the ground and starts wailing on him, causing a DQ! (C-)

Jericho has a mic and says he's tired of being underestimated, of being looked past, of being the other guy in the Network. He took out Scorpio last week so now he can get the respect he deserves! What he gets is a stern talking-to from Scorp, who decides to put the title on the line against Jericho this Sunday! (D+) With no particular build-up, Perry Saturn of the Eliminators defeats 911 for a shot at the TV title. (D)

Cactus Jack is ranting backstage. Whipwreck is nothing but a turncoat- he turned on Cactus, he turned on the Network, and he'll turn on the Wolfpac too! Cactus told everybody so, but since nobody is listening to him and nobody's getting rid of the Network....he's made a few phone calls. This Sunday, he's teaming up with an old friend....and both the Network and the Wolfpac are going to suffer. (B-)

Speaking of the Wolfpac, Douglas, Whipwreck, and Windham are out to cut a promo. They are gonna get rid of the Network, and then they're gonna get rid of the rest of ECW's has-beens and freaks like Cactus Jack. The Network has a bit to say about that, and they charge the ring! Wolfpac are short on the numbers game, and find themselves on the losing end. ....Out come Stevie Richards and Christian Cage to make the save! They hi-five with the Wolfpac. (D+)

Our main event is Sabu v. Mark Henry, unfortunately. Sabu drags the big man to a watchable match, but then we get a DQ finish after Henry gets a bit too rough even by ECW's lax officiating standards! (C)

Overall: C- SUCCESS not enough babez

NEWS
-WCW Saturday Night gets B (ME: Hogan d. Sullivan)
-AWF Hostile Intent gets D (ME: Santana d. Honky to retain)
-Hunter Hearst Helmsley likes smaller opponents
-BattlARTS grows to Regional
-CMLL Ninguna Ley U Orden gets B- (ME: Ultimo/Texano/Niebla d. Wagner/Morgan/Silver King)
-Superstars gets C (ME: Holly/Gunn double countout)
-WCW Turmoil gets C (ME: Morrus/Wrath no contest)
-AWF gets D+ (ME: Windham/Koko double countout Blacktop/Nailz)

Maniac: 4/4
War: 4/4
Sultan: 4/4
5tar: 4/4

Maniac: 92/114
eaed: 61/110
War: 34/36
Sultan: 34/59
Lopen: 15/13
CPU: 10/22
5tar: 9/13

Not quite gonna have time to get predictions going but I betcha tomorrow

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