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wolfy42 08/03/19 8:16:14 PM #2: | My milkshake brings all the girls to my yard, want some? You've won the lottery my dear and I'm your jackpot. I'm just a boy, wanting to hook up with a girl, and your that girl. Wanna split a pizza with me, pretty eyes? OMG your hot, I think I need to have sex with you RIGHT NOW!! Why don't we go back to my place and pretend we are cousins in the south? Do you like spongebob squarepants? I don't, but, your hot enough that i'd watch that show with you. I am actually a Djinni, and I can grant wishes, but only if a beautiful woman sleeps with me and breaks my curse first. Would you please help me break my curse? I would give up Tilamook Ice Cream for you, lets get together. --- We are 4 oreos from Heaven!!!! ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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