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Topic	Board 8 Wrasslin' League: A solo-tabletop-game-based interactive wrestling thing
Tom Bombadil 05/07/19 8:08:41 PM #228:	I have returned from the void Show #32 -Davidponte is here with special guest Uncle Kracker, whom I have absolutely zero idea how to write, but he's a heel. He goes off on recent negative media coverage, talking over David when he tries to calm him down. David didn't want to have to resort to this, but challenges him to a RAP BATTLE. It never really finishes, because at the end of david's first verse, he drops "I'm the greatest you'll ever see in your life/ Maybe that's why I've been going out with your ex-wife," at which Kracker's ex appears and leaves with David. Destroyed, or something. -Bryan storms into Cueto's office. They were working together to take down Cena, and now he's not even booked for Implosion? Cueto calmly responds that Bryan let him down, and let the B8WL down. He's going to give Bryan a few weeks to think about his failures....by suspending him until after Exile! -Match: King Maniac v. Johnny Mundo Mundo's speed is tough to deal with early on, but Maniac eventually just gets mad and brawls him. The match goes to the mat, and Maniac gets him with a series of suplexes. Winner: Maniac -Maniac complements Mundo's technique, but Maniac wanted it more today. Eaed is with him, and he may be from the future, but he's excited to fight a legend of the past! -Match: eaedwards v. Ric Flair That legendary status seems to have earned Flair a bit of leniency from the ref, and he is able to pull out all his tricks. Eaed rallies back with a series of shots to the head. Flair almost gets him with a sucker rollup, but Eaed escapes. Eaed charges, but Flair catches him with a trip...and slaps on the Figure Four! Eaed's got nowhere to go....and eventually taps! Winner: Flair -Eaed goes for a handshake, but Flair brushes his hair instead! Rude. -Match: Mario w/Peach, Sonic, and Strife v. Men of Low Moral Fiber (ECHO, Eddv, and Truth w/Caelus) The announce team wonders what's going to happen with Panth's scheduled match against the now-suspended Bryan- Vampiro posits that nobody cares. The match quickly degenerates into a brawl, and Caelus makes his presence felt with a bottle to Strife's head. ...It doesn't slow the faces down much, though, as Strife tanks it and tags out to Sonic, beginning a long string of face offense. ECHO gets the worst of it. ECHO soaks a ton of damage, but a slap to the face from Peach into a rollup eventually does him (...it?) in. Winners: Mario Team -....But we're not done here. Truth is still fresh after never actually getting in the match, and Kora's here too. MLMF overwhelm the faces and begin a brutal beatdown of Mario in specific, braining him with the Mastery of Taybles (...what IS it, anyway? A belt? A cup? I never thought to specify) before putting him through the announce table! Mario has to be stretchered out. -Match: Panthera v. M. Bison Bison replacing Bryan is seen by the announce team as a letdown. Panthera brings some stuffed dogs to ringside, and lets the ref pet them. Bison makes the mistake of punting one of them, and Panthera lays into him. Unfortunately, Panthera crotches himself going for the top rope. Bison shakes the rope, but gets a warning from the ref. As the match continues, Panthera lays out Bison with a beautiful suicide dive, but can't quite get him back in the ring to finish the deal. Bison eventually finds his feet, and whacks Panth a couple times with a chair! That'll do it. Winner: Bison --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png Tone yo' flab <cite>Tom Bombadil posted [p:921597198] in Board 8 Wr... [t:77231886]...</cite> <quote>I have returned from the void Show #32 -Davidponte is here with special guest Uncle Kracker, whom I have absolutely zero idea how to write, but he's a heel. He goes off on recent negative media coverage, talking over David when he tries to calm him down. David didn't want to have to resort to this, but challenges him to a RAP BATTLE. It never really finishes, because at the end of david's first verse, he drops "I'm the greatest you'll ever see in your life/ Maybe that's why I've been going out with your ex-wife," at which Kracker's ex appears and leaves with David. Destroyed, or something. -Bryan storms into Cueto's office. They were working together to take down Cena, and now he's not even booked for Implosion? Cueto calmly responds that Bryan let him down, and let the B8WL down. He's going to give Bryan a few weeks to think about his failures....by suspending him until after Exile! -Match: King Maniac v. Johnny Mundo Mundo's speed is tough to deal with early on, but Maniac eventually just gets mad and brawls him. The match goes to the mat, and Maniac gets him with a series of suplexes. Winner: Maniac -Maniac complements Mundo's technique, but Maniac wanted it more today. Eaed is with him, and he may be from the future, but he's excited to fight a legend of the past! -Match: eaedwards v. Ric Flair That legendary status seems to have earned Flair a bit of leniency from the ref, and he is able to pull out all his tricks. Eaed rallies back with a series of shots to the head. Flair almost gets him with a sucker rollup, but Eaed escapes. Eaed charges, but Flair catches him with a trip...and slaps on the Figure Four! Eaed's got nowhere to go....and eventually taps! Winner: Flair -Eaed goes for a handshake, but Flair brushes his hair instead! Rude. -Match: Mario w/Peach, Sonic, and Strife v. Men of Low Moral Fiber (ECHO, Eddv, and Truth w/Caelus) The announce team wonders what's going to happen with Panth's scheduled match against the now-suspended Bryan- Vampiro posits that nobody cares. The match quickly degenerates into a brawl, and Caelus makes his presence felt with a bottle to Strife's head. ...It doesn't slow the faces down much, though, as Strife tanks it and tags out to Sonic, beginning a long string of face offense. ECHO gets the worst of it. ECHO soaks a ton of damage, but a slap to the face from Peach into a rollup eventually does him (...it?) in. Winners: Mario Team -....But we're not done here. Truth is still fresh after never actually getting in the match, and Kora's here too. MLMF overwhelm the faces and begin a brutal beatdown of Mario in specific, braining him with the Mastery of Taybles (...what IS it, anyway? A belt? A cup? I never thought to specify) before putting him through the announce table! Mario has to be stretchered out. -Match: Panthera v. M. Bison Bison replacing Bryan is seen by the announce team as a letdown. Panthera brings some stuffed dogs to ringside, and lets the ref pet them. Bison makes the mistake of punting one of them, and Panthera lays into him. Unfortunately, Panthera crotches himself going for the top rope. Bison shakes the rope, but gets a warning from the ref. As the match continues, Panthera lays out Bison with a beautiful suicide dive, but can't quite get him back in the ring to finish the deal. Bison eventually finds his feet, and whacks Panth a couple times with a chair! That'll do it. Winner: Bison --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png Tone yo' flab</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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