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Topic	Sign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups)
Eerieka 12/29/18 6:35:53 AM #306:	A 1 year old baby named Dan was then found dead the next day. Who is Dan? Why, its Helenas brother! Speaking of Helena, I should betroth her to my son Douglas Edwards. Oh my God this fucking Catholic revolt keeps spawning dudes in the most random-ass locations. From Cyprus, to Russia to Germany. When I catch this traitor, I WILL torture him. Map of Europe right now: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1586293803 Carpathia WILL be neutered by the time Im done. Alright, got him. Then I sent him to the rack. the next day, another fucking rebel rose up. Keep the rack ready for the next one! My vassals want to put some other schmuck on the throne and no one wants to join me in murder, so I cast a spell on him to make him sick. He got Measeles! May Jotnar dance on his grave! Speaking of diseases, Ive been keeping a watch on the Consumption thats come awfully close to my capital, but I think my work at building hospitals is keeping it away. Yay! Morgana just killed my steward in a duel. I mean congrats and all, but please dont kill the useful people in my court. DK is gonna go raiding for a bit while waiting for his threat level to go down. As the enemy draws near during the battle, an uncontrollable rage begins to stir within DK. He furiously bit down on the edges of his shield in an attempt to devour it. Trembling with anger, he raised his great ace and charged howling into the enemy ranks. Many of the cowards attempted to flee at the mere sight of im, but his axe has no mercy to spare for them. MUST KILL MORE. He became a Berserker. While raiding, DK briefly had food poisoning, but my physician Jarl Snorri, suggested I drink jugs of human breast milk which seemed to do the trick. Im glad I hired Snorri. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise <cite>Eerieka posted [p:914866640] in Sign up to... [t:77174494]...</cite> <quote>A 1 year old baby named Dan was then found dead the next day. Who is Dan? Why, its Helenas brother! Speaking of Helena, I should betroth her to my son Douglas Edwards. Oh my God this fucking Catholic revolt keeps spawning dudes in the most random-ass locations. From Cyprus, to Russia to Germany. When I catch this traitor, I WILL torture him. Map of Europe right now: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1586293803 Carpathia WILL be neutered by the time Im done. Alright, got him. Then I sent him to the rack. the next day, another fucking rebel rose up. Keep the rack ready for the next one! My vassals want to put some other schmuck on the throne and no one wants to join me in murder, so I cast a spell on him to make him sick. He got Measeles! May Jotnar dance on his grave! Speaking of diseases, Ive been keeping a watch on the Consumption thats come awfully close to my capital, but I think my work at building hospitals is keeping it away. Yay! Morgana just killed my steward in a duel. I mean congrats and all, but please dont kill the useful people in my court. DK is gonna go raiding for a bit while waiting for his threat level to go down. As the enemy draws near during the battle, an uncontrollable rage begins to stir within DK. He furiously bit down on the edges of his shield in an attempt to devour it. Trembling with anger, he raised his great ace and charged howling into the enemy ranks. Many of the cowards attempted to flee at the mere sight of im, but his axe has no mercy to spare for them. MUST KILL MORE. He became a Berserker. While raiding, DK briefly had food poisoning, but my physician Jarl Snorri, suggested I drink jugs of human breast milk which seemed to do the trick. Im glad I hired Snorri. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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