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-KoopAWESOME are shown backstage psyching each other up for their big matches.

-GRUDGE MATCH: Bowser v. IhatethisCPU
Whirling Fortress right off the bat! CPU bounces into the ropes and catches Bowser with a lariat on the endlag. CPU dodges a tackle, sending Bowser into the turnbuckle, but a Blooper inks CPU in the face! CPU flails around and trips...headfirst into Bowser's junk, which not a scenario either enjoys. The crowd's still in comedy spot mode when CPU pulls out a roll of coins and lands a couple of big shots before disposing of the evidence. Bowser's out, man....CPU chucks him out of the ring, where he lands on a Wiggler! ....Bowser's too far gone to make the count!
Winner by countout: CPU

-The enraged Wiggler finally extricates itself from its boss and charges the ring to demand a shot at CPU! CPU scoffs and accepts.

-Dario Cueto approaches Cena backstage. Cena is expecting shenanigans, but Cueto points out that Vince was the one who decided to rule the last title match a DQ- if Cueto had been there, tonight we'd just have Cena vs. #1 Contender The Miz, but his hands are tied and Cena is good enough to retain anyway, surely. Cena does the traditional babyface "vaguely glare at Cueto without speaking" response.

-B8WL Championship Three-Way Dance (Elimination): Champion John Cena v. The Miz w/Bowser v. Pentagon Jr.
We open with Cena dropkicking Penta and Miz following up with a back rake. Penta turns and boots Miz in the head, then low blows Cena while the ref is distracted. Cena tanks it and hits a face crusher on Penta, but Miz hits him with a running knee! Ref breaks everybody up, giving Cena time to remind us he's invisible. Bowser's out, and he grabs Penta! Miz and Cena lock up, and Miz gets a face crusher of his own. Penta delivers a spinning chop to Bowser, laying him out for now. Penta slides into the ring....cross arm breaker on Cena! Cena.....TAPS! Penta finds a mic and announces to a stunned crowd that Mundo will have the first shot after he wins the title.

We're getting a title change tonight, but who's the new champ? Miz charges, but gets slammed, and Penta slips in a thumb to the eye afterwards. Miz dodges a corner splash and goes for a Figure Four, but Penta counters into a chinlock. Miz is in trouble...the lights go out! When they come up, a masked figure is standing in the ring, a shoe in his hand, and Penta is laid out! Bowser is excited by this appearance, but Miz ain't out of the woods yet, and takes a face crusher when Penta is first up. Penta demands to know what's going on with the mystery man, and Miz denies any connection. Both men and the ref turn to the interloper. Bowser sneaks in a shell attack on Penta, and Miz (still not seeing) hits a bulldog. 1....2....no! Miz gets pulled into a Boston Crab! Miz is about to get to the ropes...but Penta drags him into the center of the ring....armbreaker! .........Miz taps!
Winner and NEW B8WL Champion: Pentagon

-Pentagon taunts KoopAWESOME- they thought they had found a friend, but he was already a disciple of Pentagon's! Bowser is furious, and wants a shot at this guy! Security restrains KoopAWESOME as Pentagon and his new pal leave laughing with the belt.
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