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Elias is out to do his spiel. Who wants to Walk With Elias? Well, new Cruiserweight champion Cedric Alexander, who says the Cruiserweight division is coming back to Raw, and he'll kick as much time wasting ass as he needs to to make it happen. (65) Cedric Alexander's quick offense catches Elias before he can really get set, and he manages to get the upset win (52)

Alexa approaches Dana Brooke. She's sure to clarify that Dana has no enemies first and that they can talk civilly. Dana nods. Alexa successfully psyches Dana into fighting Nia Jax without much selling needed. (54) Nia Jax d. Dana Brooke in a squash. Alexa Bliss goes in for the post match attack, but Nia isn't even winded, so Alexa shrieks and runs away instead. (50)

Rollins and Balor are backstage discussing the match. Balor chastises Rollins for losing to Miz tripping over his feet and falling forward with Rollins. Rollins corrects him, that he's pretty sure that he lost to Miz's Skull Crushing Finale. Balor insists that's what he just said. Miztourage come in to mock them and extol Miz's virtues. Rollins and Balor challenge them to a match and the Miztourage accept. (76) Rollins and Balor d. The Miztourage. Axel and Bo last longer than you'd expect but the match isn't really ever in doubt. (79)

Miz vs Roman. The Miztourage are not present, but Miz uses a combination of cheating and scouting Roman to keep it competitive. Miz stuffs some sort of object in the middle turnbuckle pad early and constantly-- eventually Roman spears that turnbuckle, then Miz rolls him up and grabs the tights to win. (78)

Miz gloats about how he doesn't need to hit Roman with 12 finishers to beat him because he's smart and he'll always be one step ahead of DA BIG DAWG. Miz leaves. Roman who wasn't down long, gets the mic, and to an avalanche of boos from that wacky post mania crowd goes into some monologue about he's going to get that Universal Championship back if it's the last thing he does... BUHLEE-- out of nowhere, Samoa Joe blindside attacks him! He gets him in the Kokina Clutch... Roman struggles and struggles, but eventually is choked out. (75) Samoa Joe in a frothing rage, cuts a promo, saying as long as he is here, this punk ass fake Samoan disgrace Roman will NEVER get a title shot again. NEVER. BELIEVE THAT. He drops the mic on the unconscious Roman to raucous cheers from the crowd as we fade to black (89)

Show Rating - 85
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