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Nia Jax d. Alexa Bliss to become the new raw women's champion in a squash. (51) F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S! Carmella starts to strut out with her MitB... glances towards the ring... sees a completely undamaged Nia... moonwalks out (59) Backstage, Angle and Shane are still hanging out, and Angle is like 'hey, can she even do that?' and Shane 'uhhh I dunno that was months ago I'll have to look into it later I have a match now' (88)

Shane and Bryan vs KO and Zayn. It's a HOT BLOODED BRAWL-- but late in the match, Shane McMahon BAH GAWD THAT MONSTER tosses Bryan up to the wolves. It's a 2v1. BOO! Bryan valiantly fights em off lasting for a few minutes, but eventually it's too much for him. KO wins after the Helluva Kick into Pop Up Powerbomb combo. (79) KO and Sami destroy Daniel Bryan with the chair guillotine-- Shane goes to shake their hand... they fake getting along with him, then destroy him too! They stand triumphant over both! (86)

Angle and Stephanie vs Kurt and Ronda. A mercifully short match where almost immediately Ronda beats the hell out of Stephanie, and is DQed for kicking too much ass as she does not respect the rope break. She apparently breaks Stephanie's arm!?!? Pissed off Triple H gets his Sledgehammer to help Steph... Kurt steps in, he is whacked with the sledgehammer. As Triple H is focused on Kurt, Ronda takes down Triple H. Refs break it up, as Stephanie and Kurt are stretchered out and Triple H does his best mad face. (68)

Roman Reigns vs Lesnar. Lesnar takes most of the match-- Roman does not really look in his league quite frankly, now more than ever. Lesnar gets overconfident and Roman Reigns wins with a small package of all things. Roman is the new champion! DA BIG DAWG! (74) Brock does not take this well. He heads out of the ring, grabs a chair, beats a Roman who can barely stand repeatedly. Just then... F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S. Carmella appears! She... is cashing in her money in the bank!? Brock stops his beating with the chair, laughs uproariously. The referee is confused, but says to ring the bell. (86) Carmella pins Roman Reigns immediately. Carmella is the new Universal Champion bah gawd!!! Brock cannot stop laughing, and raises her hand in victory. (61)

The Miz vs Seth Rollins vs Finn Balor. These guys steal the show with an incredible match. Miz in a shocker actually wins clean with a skull crushing finale on Seth Rollins.(88)

John Cena is out one more time. He pleads with the Undertaker to show up doing the usual spiel we've seen every week in this feud. Just then... GONG... the lights go out, a hooded figure starts to walk out.
Then suddenly, the lights abruptly come on. Ziggler is behind Cena with the Andre Memorial. He brutally assaults him with it, breaking the trophy in the process and shouting about how Cena is not entitled to a Wrestlemania match! He walks out... Cena struggles to his feet, challenges Ziggler to a match. Ziggler says he refuses, because he's sure Cena is no longer cleared after that beating, and because he doesn't want Cena to get his Wrestlemania match. He calls out the medical staff, they concur with his assessment. (100)

AJ Styles vs Nakamura in the main event. Just a straight up good match where the story is Nakamura teasing the Kinshasa (KNEE. TO. FACE.) a lot, with a lot of "this close" mind games. AJ acts intimidated at first, but as the match goes on it seems it was a show and he has it figured out as he consistently rolls through it with a calf crusher over and over. Nakamura tries a new approach eventually, but is ultimately unable to adapt to this, as his overconfident in his knee is his doom and AJ wins.(84)

Show Rating: 86

I'll do the point totals later, but feel free to comb through to figure out if you won!
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