LogFAQs > #928331287

>be me
>be old man
>hear doorbell late at night
>damn Jehover Witnesses
>better get the gun
>*checks peephole*
>huh, no one there?
>*looks out window*
>probably just some damn kids playing DingDongDitch
>OR HOLY SHIT WHAT IF IT'S A GUY WAITING FOR ME TO COME OUT SO HE CAN JUMP ME?
>Better play it safe, just ease outside with the gun, trying to stay steady
>SOMEONE IS JUMPING OUT FROM BEHIND THAT THING AT ME AND YELLING SOMETHING *pow*
>holy shit, I got him! Are there others around?
>wait a minute, that hoodlum looks familiar

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