One day a beautiful mother was doting on her 3 adorable daughters. The first one asks "Momma, why am I named Rose?" "Well my dear, when you were born your father brought me a bouquet of roses and when he handed them to me, a rose petal fell on your head, so we named you rose."
"But Momma, why am I named Daisy?"
"Well my dear, when you were born your father brought me a bouquet of daisies and a daisy petal fell on your head when he handed me the bouquet?"
"Blargh gart blah grrrr ngggggg ffffffffffttttttttttt." "Shut up Refrigerator."