Manual Topics > In a fight between Salamence and God, Salamence wins.

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There is NO WAY that I'm gonna let this guy get away with offending religion INTENTLY after what happened to me.

Ah, the true motive is revealed! I'll take jealousy for 200, Alex!

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Metroid, I really would rather go by either Goji, Fox, or Sexy :3

Are you saying he DOES exist? I don't believe he does. That offends me.

Hence why God should not be mentioned AT ALL here.
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Alright, I'm out for tonight. If this is still around tommorrow....
I won't be suprised.
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Who is Alex?

And nobody answered my question!!
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At last!! people with a sense of humor!! Whiny Christians go back from whence thou came.
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Gojithefox is the most mature person on the other side right now. Good job.

Geoffrey2004 is just being an idiot. Yes, I know that's a ToS violation. Whoopdedamndoo.

" Hence why God should not be mentioned AT ALL here. "

Welcome to 1984! Enjoy your stay.

Gojithefox, or .... god.... 'll say it... "sexy", (and I'm not gay), I think you'd make a good leader. Of like, a fruit factory or something.

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I don't appreciate Geoffrey for making that post. Salamence is the ultimate Beginning and the End, the Dragon, and the Sustainer. How dare you post something as to say that a fictional "god" can win against the Almighty Salamence?

Salamence, give me your hyper beam so that I may teach this sinner a lesson that he'll never forget.
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How am I an idiot? And MetroidSSBM, he was talking about Alex Trebeck from Jeopardy! to make himself look like he's in the right by throwing in another joke.

Treat it like a big joke, and it's hilarious. That's kind of what it was meant to be, anyway.

The purpose of jokes is to spread humor and joy. This has only created a tense situation. Therefore, the purpose of the joke has achieved the opposite effect. There are two possible reasons for this.

1) The joke was poorly played out.
2) The audience is not receptive.

There are remedies, fortunately.

1) Get new/better material.
2) Find a new audience more receptive.
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Hence why God should not be mentioned AT ALL here.

No, people shouldn't say whether or not he exists, since some people are so easily offended. But saying he shouldn't be mentioned is like saying Salamence shouldn't be mentioned because there are people who believe he exists and people who don't. It's an endless conflict.
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By the way, when I was making this topic, I didn't think it would get more than 15 posts. I'm shocked.

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I still don't know what you people are fighting about.

But I'm still on sexy's side. (again, I am not gay).
I don't know who the enemy is though.
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No, as Salamence is a Pokemon and therefore on topic on a Pokemon-related board.
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" How am I an idiot? "

Oh, let's see here. You act as if you're not even 15 yet. You've jumped on more bandwagons than a herd of cattle. You see an argument as a simple win/loss situation. To top it off, I've never seen so many logical fallacies before.

" The purpose of jokes is to spread humor and joy. "

Who says? A good number of jokes can just be to make a certain number of people laugh. Or, hell, even only the one who creates it. Why do you think trolls exist?

I honestly didn't expect so many people to take this so seriously. I guess I'm just optimistic.

From: Geoffrey2004 | Posted: 6/24/2006 2:41:23 AM | Message Detail
How am I an idiot? And MetroidSSBM, he was talking about Alex Trebeck from Jeopardy! to make himself look like he's in the right by throwing in another joke.

QUIET SINNER!
Salamence, smite him!
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Oh don't you worry, he's cooking up something now.

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE OFFENDED THE RIGHT HAND MAN TO THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!

Who is the ruler you ask?

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MIDGAR ZOLOM!!!
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I meant "sexy".

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The name is pronounced Jeffrey.

" (again, I am not gay) "

See, funnily enough, this is the kind of insecurity that's spreading throughout this topic like a virus right now.

It's almost cute.

Sexy, is Rad Link 5 with us? I can't tell.

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XD at Rad Link.

Metroid, no one cares if you're gay or not. If you have to keep telling yourself that you're not, that's because you're dealing with your own inner conflicts. If you have issues with calling me 'Sexy' (which was a joke, btw, if though it has truth to it), just don't. It's alright.
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From: Gojithefox | Posted: 6/24/2006 2:44:37 AM | Message Detail
No, as Salamence is a Pokemon and therefore on topic on a Pokemon-related board.

So it's ok to go to a Christian-related board and say God is not real?

You just said it's ok to go to a Pokemon-related board and say Salamence is not real.
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And MetroidSSBM, he was talking about Alex Trebeck from Jeopardy! to make himself look like he's in the right by throwing in another joke.

Actually, I was making fun of you.

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" Sexy, is Rad Link 5 with us? "

See? Bandwagon! n_n

Its not inseccurity. I just don't want to put his hopes up. Seeing how he is gay. And I am not.

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From: Gojithefox | Posted: 6/24/2006 2:44:37 AM | Message Detail
No, as Salamence is a Pokemon and therefore on topic on a Pokemon-related board.

So it's ok to go to a Christian-related board and say God is not real?

Though it's not tactful, most Christian boards have areas for 'non-believers'. If you wanted, you could go there.
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Don't fight over me guys, there's enough of me to go around.
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I think I'll call you fox then.

Hi fox.
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It doesn't make your point any stronger than ours.

" Its not inseccurity. I just don't want to put his hopes up. "

XD

Dude, you're on a message board. Do you really think he'll care?

By the way, Geoffrey, I really don't think you're an idiot. I don't think anyone's an idiot, honestly. I just think you've got a lot of growing up to do. Someday, I think, you'll learn not to take topics like these so seriously.

Is that guy with us fox?^

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All I have to say is that I'm having a hard time believing that Lucid didn't make the topic just for this reaction. He's been around long enough to see what happens when stuff like this is posted.

That said, I'm out. I find this neither funny nor offensive enough to comment, and neither do I find the argument on either side stimulating. And when Tombolo fails to get sucked into a religious flamewar....>____>
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[censored]: "But I'm still on sexy's side. (again, I am not gay).
[censored]: He seems awfully concerned with making sure people know that HE IS NOT GAY.
LucidFaia: You know what that means. ;)

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The bible has no crediblity. *Points to Noahs Ark*
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I HAVE FURY!

Oh crap, the shipment just got shot down by Communist fighter jets. Now I'm a little short. There's not quite enough of me to go around. Commence the fighting.
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I was kidding damn it!!

ALL MY POSTS IN THIS TOPIC WERE JOKES BECAUSE I WAS BORED!

You people thought I was being serious??
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...*to comment much

>_>

Now I'm off to bed. G'night.
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FYI, I am 17 years old and in college. You're seeing this from your point of view, and I'm seeing this from my point of view. I don't care! But your offending me makes you just as bad as the TC.

I'm still bored.

And still on fox's side.
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Haha, wow. VF's jumping in on this, too. See, people, he's the kind of guy you need to learn to ignore. He intentionally pisses people of all the time. I think he gets paid for it.

" You know what that means. ;) "

XD

" Is that guy with us fox?^ "

Look, you've got to stop worrying about who's "with you". Numbers do not win arguments. Hell, arguments are rarely "won". If you had more argumentative experience, you'd know that.

Fox, never give up, trust your instincts.

Oh, and you offended me too, so we're even.
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I think the conversation should shift to how great it is to be furry and gay :3 Like me!
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I just wanted to know who we were arguing against so I could join in. I never read the beginning of this topic, so I don't know who is fighting about what.


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You people thought I was being serious??

People thought I was serious when I said Salamence could beat God in a fight. That's like saying Bugs Bunny could beat God in a fight. People still took offense, though.

FYI, I am 17 years old and in college.

Well, that proves one of my original theories. I was a Christian longer than some of the people here have been alive. By the way, that's not an insult towards you in any way, just an observation.

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You know fox, I'm starting to get the idea that you weren't kidding, and that you really are a gay person.

But thats crazy....
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" FYI, I am 17 years old and in college. You're seeing this from your point of view, and I'm seeing this from my point of view. I don't care! But your offending me makes you just as bad as the TC. "

Look, numbnuts, I'm talking from no one's "point of view" but my own. Your age means nothing at this point, you're still pretty damn immature. It's not as simple as "I have my view, you have yours, agree to disagree!". The fact of the matter is, you are taking the internet too seriously. Maybe not the internet in general, but most certainly this topic. I know maybe a thousand Christians who would just look at this topic, laugh and not take it the way you have. And right now, they'd be a lot better off than you.

So if you take this any way other than me trying to help you, you're out of your mind.