Manual Topics > In a fight between Salamence and God, Salamence wins.

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Goji is officially out of relevant things to say.
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This alt only comes around when I get in trouble.

=*(
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AUNAO
You gotta balance food and activity, working together, your body electricity.

Too bad. Anyways, could you at least help us out here Albel? Certainly, you have some opinions about this whole thing.

Quite frankly, all I'm asking for you guys to do is apologize for offending people. But you're refusing, which makes my simple goal much harder than it should be. You refuse to understand that the joke is offensive. You refuse to believe that people were offended by it. You refuse to see the big picture, relying solely on 'it was just a joke'.
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I don't have the time to read this topic and find out what's going on, I work tomorrow.

>:(

Either way, march onward, Christian soldiers.
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AUNAO
You gotta balance food and activity, working together, your body electricity.

Wait....people managed to squeak out 200 posts based entirly on a comical and flagrantly provocative post?

lol gamefaqs

lol internets


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In response to the topic title, Jigglypuff would SO pwn God.

Oh wait, Salamence? That's a bit overkill, don't you think?
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Goji is officially out of relevant things to say.

Now you're taunting? How mature.

Your christian?

And gay?

Something's wrong here....
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Only if he's catholic SSBM
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H8!

My maturity is not the issue here. As far as I am concerned, there is no longer any issue aside from how hard Salamence would pwn God.
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You mean christians accept gays?

I thought all religions hated gays. Ned Flanders does.
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Nien!
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In response to the topic title, Jigglypuff would SO pwn God.

I don't know about that, that's a tough call.

Unless we're talking about SSBM Jigglypuff. That would remove all doubt.

Oh wait, Salamence? That's a bit overkill, don't you think?

Perhaps. It is Salamence, after all.

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Elite Gamer (see quote).

Yes, I'm gay, and I haven't stated my religious beliefs because they're not relevant to this. I am not debating because I, myself, was offended. I'm debating because it IS found to be offensive by many people. In fact, it seems that the majority of the people who have posted here seem to be offended in some way.
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It's like it never gets through, no matter how many times I say it. I'm not intending to offend anyone. In fact, if I have offended anyone, I'm sorry I have.

...What I'm not sorry for is for making the topic in the first place, or for making any replies to it. If I thought the people here had reasonable objections to the topic, I would have retracted my comments and apologized. However, I don't feel that way; I don't think anyone here is actually offended, nor should they be. It's a harmless joke, blown out of proportion.

Uh, hello? Contradictory much? You say you're sorry, yet you continue to offend others.

Indeed. SSBM Jigglypuff pawns all. Its the only one that can easily defeat Giga Bowser.

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It's funny that the two most prolific arguers in this topic, besides myself, weren't actually offended by what I said. They're just defending the masses of hearts and souls that my joke deeply wounded.

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Elite Gamer (see quote).

You say you're sorry, yet you continue to offend others.

I'm sorry people are offended. I'm not sorry for saying what I said.

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Elite Gamer (see quote).

That just makes our argument stronger because we're unbiased!

Wait, something that does not exist can't win a fight, especially against almighty powers. Salamence wins.
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Gojithefox, I wasn't talking to you....

YOUR GAY!?!?!



I just had to let that out of my system.
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It's very simple, actually. I could be offended, but I choose not to because of two reasons. I don't believe you originally intended this to be insulting (though it seems to be rapidly degenerating to spite). And I don't like to let my religion effect my associations with people.

But your language is quickly becoming offensive. You may not think so, but most would view you as attacking.

Will you at least admit that people HAVE been offended by this topic?
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Guys, you're clearly missing the bigger picture. It's impossible for Salamence to actually find and damage god. Fighting the Salamence would provide definitive proof that god exists, which, of course, would not happen. Thus, we have a Wobbuffet/Wobbuffet situation. The only possible choice we have is to ban both Salamence and God from competitive play. Both lose.

ALTERNATIVE: The winner is decided by who has the most Koffings. No trainer who is lame enough to use a Salamence would be badass enough to use a Koffing, and if god exists, he created all of the Koffins in existance, thus god wins.
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*Wait, something that does not exist can't win a fight, especially against almighty powers. Salamence wins.*

...
Woah, hold up. HOLD. UP.

Are you saying Salamence DOES exsist and is real?

The topic is now null and void.
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Wait, something that does not exist can't win a fight, especially against almighty powers. Salamence wins.

Are you saying that God doesn't exist? Because if you are, you're also offending people. And, by the way, Salamence doesn't exist either.

root@allposters# reboot
Operation denied. Variable "stupidityLevel" has exceeded highest possible number.
root@allposters# shutdown
Operation denied. Variable "stupidityLevel" has exceeded highest possible number.
root@allposters# killall brains
Operation denied. No such process.

Yeah...
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Salamence exists... Im looking right at him on my GBA screen.
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Abram and Geoffrey, thank you.
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Will you at least admit that people HAVE been offended by this topic?

Of course. And for the third time, I'll say this: I'm sorry that people were offended. But I'm not sorry for making those posts. Basically, I didn't want to offend anyone, but I'm not going to retract my comments, because I don't think that anyone has reasonable cause to be offended.

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Elite Gamer (see quote).

Oh, great! Now we know we're dealing with a lunatic who lives in a fantasy world!

*Are you saying that God doesn't exist? Because if you are, you're also offending people. And, by the way, Salamence doesn't exist either.*

Hey, moron, I was using his own logic against him. If he thinks God, doesn't exsist, what makes a fictional monster anymore eligible to win this "fight" on the grounds that the opponent must be real?

Seriously, learn to read.
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And, by the way, Salamence doesn't exist either.

I find this highly offensive. I demand that you take back that heretic remark and apologize.

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Elite Gamer (see quote).

"Salamence exists... Im looking right at him on my GBA screen."

That logic doesn't exactly work. I mean, god exists in various religious documents, at the very least. <_<.
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I'm just curious, who here is gay? There seems to be more and more these days.

And what is your religion?
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>XD at this topic. People taking a joke so seriously has made me think even lower at Christians.
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The number of people taking the internet this seriously is appalling.

If there is a God, I'm sure He has enough of a sense of humor to laugh his almighty laugh at this topic. Unlike some people.

Your belief in reasonable cause doesn't matter, dude. The fact was that they were offended. Your topic offended them. Your topic continues to offend them. Regardless of whether or not you believe they have a right to be offended, they are. So please just stop.
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*Salamence exists... Im looking right at him on my GBA screen.*

By that same logic, proof God exsits too since cartoons like Family Guy, Darkwing Duck, All Dogs go to Heaven, that Bible anime, and images of Christ on the Cross portray him. According to your own logic anyway.
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ObscureMammoth
Posted 6/23/2006 10:29:14 PM
message detail >XD at this topic. People taking a joke so seriously has made me think even lower at Christians.

Think of them what you will, just respect them. They are people like you.
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Then exist he does.. now he and my Salamence shall do battle!
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>XD at this topic. People taking a joke so seriously has made me think even lower at Humans .

FIXED.

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Well I'm too lazy to read how this started and why you are fighting.

But I will take Gojithefox's side. And can I call you fruitcake? I've always wanted to call someone that.

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God only exists in our minds and on the back of the Lucky Charms box -ReZips
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Because if you are, you're also offending people.

Are you saying he DOES exist? I don't believe he does. That offends me.

And, by the way, Salamence doesn't exist either.

I believe Salamence does exist and the Pokemon was based on him. You have offended me greatly in one post.
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Abram and Geoffrey, thank you.

No problem! I was accused of claiming to be god (therefore offending others), and had to remove my signature. There is NO WAY that I'm gonna let this guy get away with offending religion INTENTLY after what happened to me.

Never before has a topic made me so sad. I'm arguging about weather God and Salamence exsist....
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I don't know who's lower, the TC or his supporters.

Never before has a topic made me so sad. I'm arguging about weather God and Salamence exsist....

Treat it like a big joke, and it's hilarious. That's kind of what it was meant to be, anyway.

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Elite Gamer (see quote).

Where the hell is Mel Gibsin when you need him.
Or at least Jesus...

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