Manual Topics > Kuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)

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And holy christ, was that actually you, Kuge?!
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I just find it funny that the people who are saying 13 year olds don't know anything, half a person, can't make decisions etc. are the same people saying that a minor should go to jail if charged with murder. Funny.
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~*~Nettes~*~ Level 70 Blood Elf Warlock **Sargeras**
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Meow:

These kids have no idea what sex really is

Meaning these kids have no respect for safe sex or contraceptives. All kids have the "It happens to other people but it will never happen to me" mentality.

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I just find it funny that the people who are saying 13 year olds don't know anything, half a person, can't make decisions etc. are most likely between the ages of 13 and 15 themselves

Fixed.
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I think they should go to jail if they're charged with murder, and I know they know what the hell they're doing.

If a 13 year old girl willingly has sex with them, that's on them, sure it's sick, but you know what, she initiated it by going online, meeting them, having sexual conversations with them, telling them to come to their house, because they're alone, they know what the **** is going on, and anyone who says differently is insane. If they came, tried to have sex with the girl, and she refused it would be a different story, but it's a ****ing joke the way they have it set up.

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But you see, there's a difference between trying to have sex with older men through the internet, and physically killing someone.

The first is a result of stupidity and naivity, the second is a result of severe mental or behavioural problemsj that would pose a threat to societyj.

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Ok, so because you're a stupid little whore basically begging for sex, the person who gives it to you should be humiliated and thrown into jail? Sorry, not buying it. I think it's completely ****ing sick that anyone would want to have sex with someone that young, but the circumstances under which they go after the people are pretty messed up.

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I wish Lei Fang were my mom. I'd like drug her and feel her up and stuff. - Ken

Y'know what I just thought as sick as it is?

Some 14 year old idiot getting lured by some stranger and getting raped and murdered?

Just part of natural selection. Too stupid to survive in the world.

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Oh man Kuge, that is terrible. I hope you weren't there for what the others are for...that would be terrible. So when is this going to air?
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And holy christ, was that actually you, Kuge?!

Sigh...This is the Kuge you all thought you loved.

Pic: http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kugenr9.jpg
Vid: http://youtube.com/watch?v=2rA6pAHI0As

PS: The only reason why I even bothered making this topic was because they SHOULDN'T be using that clip and none of this should've never happened. But hey, at least we know that Kuge Bauer won't get framed again.

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im totally leaving work an hour early just to watch this on wednesday

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I wish Lei Fang were my mom. I'd like drug her and feel her up and stuff. - Ken

Ok, so because you're a stupid little whore basically begging for sex, the person who gives it to you should be humiliated and thrown into jail? Sorry, not buying it. I think it's completely ****ing sick that anyone would want to have sex with someone that young, but the circumstances under which they go after the people are pretty messed up.

this

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Basically. I mean if I was one of these guys, meeting these girls would be like a dream come true. They have a condition that makes them attracted to younger girls, but no instead of trying to lure kids into their van at elementary schools, or getting too friendly with nieces and the like, they sit at home on their computers. Here they find girls they are attracted to, and are willing to have sex with them, no strings attached. They are invited to the kids house and they know the person wants to have sex with them?

These guys aren't molesting anyone, and while the thought of an adult having sex with someone underage disgusts me, I can't feel any sympathy if a child regrets making a decision like this in a couple years. Chatting up a grown man about sex and inviting him to your empty house is pretty easy not to do. I'd appreciate if no one used the "what if it was your daughter/sister/cousin" argument either, because while I wouldn't say it to their face, I'd still think they were stupid for getting themselves in that situation.
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In my opinion if some girl gives out her addy online to someone and gets molested, she deserves it 100% for being a moron.

Haha, oh god.
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I'm only using this space so that I can type in all caps like a complete jackass.

basically statutory rape is the stupidest thing ever conceived

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I wish Lei Fang were my mom. I'd like drug her and feel her up and stuff. - Ken

Epic topic.


Kuge this is why you stick to poker ;__;
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Circle gets the Scare!

They're lucky it's Chris Hansen and not some enraged father.

Because if I caught my underage daughter with some older guy taking advantage of her, I'd probably bash his head in with a lead pipe. And since I'd be going to jail anyway, I'd tape it and put it up on youtube and scream "I'M NOT CHRIS HANSEN *****, BUT BY THE TIME I'M THROUGH WITH YOU, YOU'LL WISH I WAS!"
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19838639/

XD
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Damn, man. That sucks O_o
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Dammit, now that I now know Kugey-Poogey's name, I just can't stop envisioning him molesting young children while shrieking RIIIIIIIIIDGEEEEEE RACERRRRRRRRRRRRRR~!
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tagging an potentially epic thread. If I see you on Dateline when you say its gonna happen, I personally will surrender any hopes my MILF Hunting topic had of TotY and pledge my absolute support to this thread.
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From the transcript:

And we?ll end with a bang -- find out what happens to one man after he takes a dive.

I'm assuming this is you, too... considering they called the person they mentioned right before that a "registered sex offender" and you "one man", I don't think they'll be portraying you as a predator. Not that, unfortunately, by you being on the show, that hasn't already been insinuated...
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If any of you get some random chick messaging you for sexx0rz JUST SAY NO <_<

They probably took Kuge's IM list D:
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Chris Hansen: I?m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.
Kazuo Akutsu: (Man runs into bar)

XD This is awesome. Must suck for you though. >_>
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I don't see how people can be laughing at this.

A completely innocent man is being made to look like a pervert on National Television.

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We're not sure they'll make him look like a pervert yet. >_>
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For what it's worth Kuge probably is a pervert, just not this kind!
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Circle gets the Scare!

We know he is innocent, and if they do make him out to be a pervert, he will be in for a whole lot of money. Plus, his girlfriend knows he isn't messed up. So why not laugh?
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I'm mainly laughing at the head slam thing.
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I just read the transcript in that link that was posted and I don't see how they can make him look like a pervert when he didn't say anything to the girl and fainted as soon as Chris Hansen came in. Though I also don't see why they would put him on the show if they thought he was innocent.
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Don't Sex Caterpillars My Little wang instead got shoe lodged out of my cow tangerines CassieIsAmazing Kwyjibo/chocobo disease sandwiches tasty rape cupcakes

Also, Kuge totally needs to go on Kosmo Radio once Dan returns from Rape Land.
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Alright people, as from my previous posts of what happened, I shall now go on after I woke up in the van:

PART 3

When I woke up I was in a bed inside a van where several policeman were at. Word on the street was that I fainted and landed on my head, but when I woke up I didn't feel any pain.

A female officer looked in disgust while the closest male officer asked me if I was okay, I said yeah. Just as soon as I did that, the cameras came in and started taping. I tried covering my face but the officers told me that it was useless and that I should be worried about the charges I'll be facing.

I asked what some of them were, they told me some junk of soliciting sex on the internet with a minor. I yell out "What the hell are you talking about? I was supposed to pick her up for someone I know."

Then they all laughed like I was making it up. Then Chris Hanson comes in, which explains why the cameras were there. Then the conversation there Chris pretends he's a 2nd god and talks in a condescending tone begins.

Chris: From your id, its says you are Jose?
Me: It says that.
Chris: What does that mean?
Me: What do you think it means?
Chris: Why were you here. To have sex with a 14 year old?
Me: No
Chris: On your chat you spoke to Casey in an inappropriate manner?
Me: I have not talked to Casey EVER, until I opened the door.
Chris: Does this sound familiar, 'I can't wait until I come over and **** slap you silly'; 'I want to take you to my place and turn you into a real woman'; 'if you want we can pretend we are dogs doing it outside'.
Me: STOP right there! This is so screwed up.
Chris: Of course it is, YOU are the one who said it.
Me: Hell no! Did it ever occur to you that someone could have just been saying they are me, and sent me over?
Chris: Perhaps, but...
Me: No, it wasn't me.
Chris: Are you not dancernakedboy32?
Me: No, as a matter of fact, I am not.
Chris: You are only making this tougher on yourself
Me: You are the biggest moron on the face of the earth, I did NOT try to have sex with a minor.
Chris: You know that trying to have sex with a 14 year old is illegal.
Me: You know that technically having a 21 year old girl pose as 14 shouldn't be illegal, but it probably is. And you know that theoretically, that's fraud...just like I was framed by coming here.
Chris: And let me guess, you wanted sex from this 14 year old.
Me: Are you a broken record! Stop saying the same thing and LISTEN.

The camera's are turned off, and they probably have been turned off since I said I wasn't dancernakedboy32.

By this point, Chris is surely upset since I am not following the "pedator routine" or whatever they do. I ask one of the officers if I can call someone, they said yes.

Thaddeus doesn't have a number, but Mike and RJ do. I call Mike first, he doesn't answer?! I then call RJ, he answers and I explain the whole thing to him. at first he thought I was joking, but then I told him to stay on the line. I handed my phone to one of the officers and asked him to explain the situation. After about 2 minutes he hands the phone back to me and RJ is still on the line.

"Wow, did you call Mike?" Rj asked. I say yes but he didn't answer, and told him that he stopped by Walgreens on the way.

"I am telling you I was set up!" I tell RJ. While I'm talking to RJ the police inform me that I will be staying at some local jail for the night with a $500 bond. I give the phone back to the cop so RJ can get information, and to call Mike ASAP to pick him and RJ up.

I then get handcuffed and put in a police car and go to jail.

Fast forward 6 hours and RJ and the rest show up to bail me out.

/end


I will continue this later on how the court stuff goes and my meeting with NBC.

wow, that's ****ed up.

Wait...Kazuo Akutsu?

WHAT THE HELL?

NBC completely changed my name. After I talked with the marketing director after I was found innocent and they said they won't use my name or that clip.

WELL THEY AREN'T USING MY NAME!

OMG...

Sorry guys, I'm out for the night. Gotta talk to my lawyer.
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I wish Lei Fang were my mom. I'd like drug her and feel her up and stuff. - Ken

This is EPIC

Man I totally want to see a tooth and nail legal battle!

This is one of the best topics I have ever had the pleasure of reading.
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~*~Nettes~*~ Level 70 Blood Elf Warlock **Sargeras**
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So did Mike set you up?
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It's a great story. Props to Kuge. Anyone buying this is pretty gullible, though.

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So did Mike set you up?


In my opinion: Yes
Did he really?: I don't care, I beat his ass.
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Yay.
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Holy ****, I hope you give msnbc, chris hanson, and that ****er mike what's coming to them. This is insane. You better get compensated good for this injustice.
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Wasn't there a topic a few months back saying Kuge was like 300 pounds and trying to lose weight? If this was done in March, I'm calling shananigans.
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that whole topic was a joke, silvercross. iirc, his sig in that topic gave away that he was just screwing with people.
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Wasn't there a topic a few months back saying Kuge was like 300 pounds and trying to lose weight? If this was done in March, I'm calling shananigans.


It was in the middle of May, not March.
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Ah, I see. Nevermind then.
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There was a signature here. It's gone now.

So wait, was it a joke or not?
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that whole topic was a joke, silvercross. iirc, his sig in that topic gave away that he was just screwing with people

Actually, if I was screwing with you guys, I would say, "I pity the people who believe this" in my sig.

My humor is subtle...but not that subtle.

Nothing pisses Kuge off more when Kuge see's Kuge faint on National TV.
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