Manual Topics > Luster Soldier: EXPOSED. An Icehawk production.

(+) Yeah! (+)

Now things'll get good, it's time for the mod invasion.
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Hardcore? - We'll probably be modded for this...
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this topic needs to be made into a novel
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~Damon Gant Fanboy~
Been swimming lately?

pfft, Luster could do that if it was Kool-Aid instead of beer
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I WOULD HAVE BEEN YOUR FATHER BUT GORDON FREEMAN WAS IN FRONT OF ME AND HAD CORRECT CHANGE - Amazing Telephone

Am I your favorite user, Raptor?

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"Thanks, Bison." - CJayC xXx "MYC is God." - SineNomine
MakeYourChance

Ah, but the difference is, I can chug carbonated beverages.

That's because I'm a man, baby!
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Jeez, it's like I work here or something.
Happy happy, joy joy

This seems a bit extreme, even for Luster. But it does make great entertainment.
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Weird Kirby Dude - spud2002 is alive! >_>

It happened >_>.
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BOOBIES

*dies laughing*
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I've always said, the Web is the sum of all human knowledge plus porn.
"Warning: May contain nuts." ~On a package of peanuts.

>_> the moderators invading this topic made me xD

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JayLv100. The Cream of The SEP Fanboyism.
"my english language is find" - Hubnnick

This is the funniest topic I have ever read.

~*ST*~
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2/4/2007 - SUPER BOWL CHAMPION COLTS!!
Now Playing: Disgaea 2, Final Fantasy, FF6A

It's like I'm on that board I can't mention even though everyone already knows about it right now... on amphetamines.
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FALCON PUNCH!

So uh... I read through the first page of this topic... o_o

the hell is going on lol
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Sushi, Kamikaze, Fujiyama, Nippon-Ichi...
"i love you and aiya" - An IM from Richie259. Awww.

Oh no, looseinformationhawk, don't expose my supersecretEdBellisSeductionplan(tm).

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Rufus>Redtooth
Nice list, I counted twenty that would be in my top ten - BlondeAfroHero7

I archived all of the Icehawk/Luster convo. Should I bother doing the whole topic?

~Zen
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"Is it in the 'mysterious employer credo' that rendezvous always have to be in exotic locales? I mean, just once wouldn't you like to sit down at Denny's and plan an assassination over a Grand Slam breakfast?" -Deadpool

Yes.
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Hardcore? - We'll probably be modded for this...
(>?_?)>---{[=(>x_x)>

Luster's on AIM now >_>
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My name is Mershiness, and I'm no pushover!
Also, baking lesbians with paw pads.

...

Wow
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First and only two time wiinner of a SNX Award. Awwww yeah.
Sir Chris

I archived pgs 1-3. This topic pwns.

~Zen
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"Is it in the 'mysterious employer credo' that rendezvous always have to be in exotic locales? I mean, just once wouldn't you like to sit down at Denny's and plan an assassination over a Grand Slam breakfast?" -Deadpool

I just read the first page.

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER, FORGET SDR, SHAKE, MYC, BIGCOW, AWW YEAH
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I'm still freac, and I'm still better than you :o

Big Cow is so better than this.

This is quite pathetic, and the reality is hilarious as are the comments. But let's not compare it to Big Cow.
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First and only two time wiinner of a SNX Award. Awwww yeah.
Sir Chris

tag
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"It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy...let's go exploring!"- Calvin
R.I.P. Steve Irwin. You shall be missed ;_;

Well I only know of Bigcow's most recent, but this has made me laugh harder than anything on GameFAQs.

This is indeed the funniest topic I have ever read.
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I'm still freac, and I'm still better than you :o

*posts in legendary topic*
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|.\..|___??/ Every second, approximately 28,258 Internet
|..\.|EO.../ users are viewing pornography

Oh, the high-school drama.

The Internet is such serious business.
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Ya know, one of these days I'm gonna think of something to put here...

Eh, what did BigCow do, I haven't spoken with him in so long.
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Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn't exist and never will. There is only now.
Impossible is a word people use so that they don't feel bad when they quit.

Speaking of that BigCow topic (the one posted here), is that archived somewhere? I never did bother reading that 10 page or however long it was story, but it seemed interesting.
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Some people see this "mountain of evidence," these videos, these DNA readings, but some people see it for what it really is...racism. - Anonimity

He pretended to be a girl and played the players on some other forum (SomethignAwful? I don't remember). It was really long (over a year) and elaborate. I probably would've liked it more if I knew the people involved >_>

It must be archived but I don't have it.
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I'm still freac, and I'm still better than you :o

luelinks
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[King of Board 8][no u cru]
Steinershocker - Coming 2nd place since 1989

This topic still continues to entertain me. And when the mods hijack it, you know it's good.
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Nominate the Raving Rabbids for the Quote Contest! DAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Gamma. The Cream of Ratchet and Clank Fanboyism.

Yeah, it was on LL where he did the prank, but Shake made a topic about it here where he posted the entire story (which was like 10 posts long), and it's purged since. Just wondering if anyone has an archive of that topic.
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Some people see this "mountain of evidence," these videos, these DNA readings, but some people see it for what it really is...racism. - Anonimity

You know, after reading over the full conversations between you two, I wonder why you chose to make this topic so soon, Icehawk. You had so much going on and just threw any potential opportunities away. >_>

Oh, and this is totally the best part of all of this:

[Mega Mana's AIM] (6:26:05 AM): One and a half years is a long tme.
[Mana] (6:26:19 AM): I may note ven be friends with Pikaness in one and a half years.
[Luster's AIM] (6:26:50 AM): Who is "ven"?
[Mana] (6:27:16 AM): He is my Polish co-worker.
[Mana] (6:27:25 AM): He should know more about this than I do.
[Mana] (6:27:36 AM): They talk all the time.
[Luster] (6:27:46 AM): I just hope he doesn't try to hook up with her.
[Mana] (6:28:07 AM): Oh, you shouldn't have concerns about them. They're just good friends.
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Some people see this "mountain of evidence," these videos, these DNA readings, but some people see it for what it really is...racism. - Anonimity

Well, I showed HM the convo, who showed the gossipy girl Mumei, who naturally went straight to Luster Soldier, so I doubted he'd talk to me about it much more.
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BOOBIES

so great
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This is a generic Sig. Maybe it's AKJ. Maybe it's GP.

...What the hell.

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Rebel. Revolutionary. Disharmonious.
UNMUTUAL.

[Mana] (6:26:19 AM): I may note ven be friends with Pikaness in one and a half years.
[Luster's AIM] (6:26:50 AM): Who is "ven"?

SmarterChild has an edge on Luster in interpretation skills >_<

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Oh my god
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http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs9/genmessage.php?board=8&topic=34520582
Now playing: Final Fantasy III DS, Rogue Galaxy

*reads the topic*

O... k...

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"Remember kids, gambling is good for you!" - Pegasus - YGO:A
NIAA Officer

gravija, maybe you and I should have a kid and have that kid become a data admin!? OMG
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SineNomine | Posted 4/8/2007 10:56:29 PM | message detail
gravija, maybe you and I should have a kid and have that kid become a data admin!? OMG

No! We need the ultimate being! You and I can breed, Zhuge and Demonoid can have a kid, so can CJayC and Raptor, and Bacon and I don't know... Math Murderer or something. When the blood of the 50s and 51s join, we will automatically create a prolific data admin and when the 53s and 60s mate, they'll create a CNET executive. Through our third generation, the Lord of the Internet shall rise from the loins of 50, 51, 53, and 60 glory!

WE SHALL BE UNSTOPPABLE!

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"Remember kids, gambling is good for you!" - Pegasus - YGO:A
NIAA Officer

^ ECKS. ****ING. DEE. If that wasn't so large, I would sig it.
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I've always said, the Web is the sum of all human knowledge plus porn.
"Warning: May contain nuts." ~On a package of peanuts.

Luster scares me. He e-mailed me asking me what my gender is after I posted on his board. =/
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Ashe. The Cream of Final Fantasy Fanboyism.
http://www.board8wiki.com/Lady_Ashe

I can confirm everything in this topic is TRUE.

Luster has been IMing me about this crap for along time now.

It's pure gold.

~~Stingers135~~
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My name is Stingers...and I love pikaness!
The cream of hating Marche, the most Evil VG Character Ever.

Thank you Lady Ashe for posting on my board.

I'm happy for that. *hugs*

Also, your username makes me think you are a girl. Just wondering, are you a girl or a guy? I tried asking you on this Board 8 in one of your topics but I didn't get a response.

You guys might not find it weird, but this really creeped me out when I received it. <_<
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Ashe. The Cream of Final Fantasy Fanboyism.
http://www.board8wiki.com/Lady_Ashe

If you're a girl, Luster loves you.

I told Luster a long time ago that Mana knew pikaness a lot better then I did, and could probably help him get pikaness to marry him...

He believed me.

I mean, sheesh.

~~Stingers135~~
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My name is Stingers...and I love pikaness!
The cream of hating Marche, the most Evil VG Character Ever.

Yeah, Luster thought I was a girl for s period of time and he kept harassing me for pictures.

It was funny to a point, but after I told him I was a guy he was all "Oh, well I don't want the pictures anymore." :( :( :(
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http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs9/genmessage.php?board=8&topic=34520582
Now playing: Final Fantasy III DS, Rogue Galaxy

This is disturbing on so many different levels.

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"Listen to my story. This may be our last chance." -- Tidus

It really is.

I'd feel sorry to be one of the girls

~~Stingers135~~
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My name is Stingers...and I love pikaness!
The cream of hating Marche, the most Evil VG Character Ever.

Kleenex....I still want the pictures. :E

just don't tell Bellis. He is still my groom to be. And he is currently unaware of my e-stalking.

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Rufus>Redtooth
Nice list, I counted twenty that would be in my top ten - BlondeAfroHero7

....

wow, am I ever suddenly glad of my distance with the people of this board.
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"It was chaos and luck."-Max Payne
Yerond. The Cream of Lufia 2 Fanboyism

He also asked me of my gender because of all my antics wih Palmer.

I should've said I was female >_>
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My name is Mershiness, and I'm no pushover!
Also, baking lesbians with paw pads.