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Chaos399
10.25.2006 5:29:35 pm
#51:


This reminds me of something I did to my brother when i was like 7. Pure gold.
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catldr24
10.25.2006 5:31:11 pm
#52:


*tag* And good luck.
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Izzyzy
10.25.2006 5:31:33 pm
#53:


Ok, the laptops going down for a bit. I have to recharge it, and a powercord going under the closet door isn't exactly stealthy.

Keep the topic alive, and i'l work on Stickam!
Back in about an hour!
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Tatl
10.25.2006 5:33:47 pm
#54:


LLLLLLLIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

The topic must live!
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GuiGaWaruiYo
10.25.2006 5:34:37 pm
#55:


A+++ topic would read again

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Bokonon_Lives
10.25.2006 5:40:11 pm
#56:


hmmm.... tag
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UberSsjNaruto
10.25.2006 5:41:09 pm
#57:


This is amazing dude! tag'd
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Shaduln
10.25.2006 5:47:09 pm
#58:


<3 this topic, this idea, and topic creator.
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leviathan1321
10.25.2006 5:51:13 pm
#59:


tag. i can't wait to hear what happens:)
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Izzyzy
10.25.2006 5:57:23 pm
#60:


I have signifigantly upgraded my "living space."

I managed to run teh laptops power cord into the closet in a way that you'd never know unless you KNEW it was there. I've gathered some food, and stored it in a coat above me. Refilled some of the water bottles with favorite sodas, and grabbed the webcam from the desktop. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like the Mac is recognizing it.

Oh well. I'll keep at it. I've got nothing but time, right?
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CrimsonOcean
10.25.2006 5:57:34 pm
#61:


Tag, this is hilarious.
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kyujo
10.25.2006 6:00:01 pm
#62:


tag

How about those chairs?
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Jams
10.25.2006 6:00:44 pm
#63:


tagged, i'm loving this.

but just to clarify, are you a guy or a girl?
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Chamek
10.25.2006 6:03:35 pm
#64:


Taggage.
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Cybat
10.25.2006 6:03:36 pm
#65:


so what happens when he gets too lazy to do laundry and decides to steal your clothes from your closet?

P.S. tag
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Yerond
10.25.2006 6:03:44 pm
#66:


He's both.
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Izzyzy
10.25.2006 6:04:47 pm
#67:


I'm a guy. Haha.

Oh, and with the kitchen chairs, I decided not to put them on top of the table, beause the table scratches easily, and i'm in this to psychologically abuse an innocent, not damage property! So, Instead, I placed them in a semi circle around the inside of the front door, making a sort of fence that you have to climb over once you enter the apartment.

Oh! He's opening the front door as I type this, it sounds like!

Next plan: Taking yellow irthday streamers I planned to decorate his room with for his birthday with, writing "Police Line - Do No Cross" all over it, and stringing it across his doorway in a criss crossing pattern.

Hmmm... Guess he's not home. I guess someone just had the wrong apartment or something. Darn.
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GuiGaWaruiYo
10.25.2006 6:05:54 pm
#68:


IT'S A TRAP!!!

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earth angel
10.25.2006 6:06:42 pm
#69:


Best. Idea. Ever. ...Just make sure you eat.
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trannyscience
10.25.2006 6:08:20 pm
#70:


good show. you're an idiot for doing this, and that's not really a bad thing.
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Tatl
10.25.2006 6:08:24 pm
#71:


Next plan: Taking yellow irthday streamers I planned to decorate his room with for his birthday with, writing "Police Line - Do No Cross" all over it, and stringing it across his doorway in a criss crossing pattern.

Nice...

To help you expand upon this idea, you could find a recording of some police officers from COPS and run it in a loop in his room with the door closed.
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Izzyzy
10.25.2006 6:08:41 pm
#72:


Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I also set the tv in the front room to a station that' only static.
Turning the volume up JUST loud enough for you to hear it from the front door.

Yep. Way too much time on my hands.
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quicksilvver
10.25.2006 6:09:27 pm
#73:


Haha nice topic man. May I suggest possibly leaving a note saying you got kidnapped and that they're coming for him next? Then let us know of his reaction.
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Jams
10.25.2006 6:09:35 pm
#74:


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Jams
10.25.2006 6:10:18 pm
#75:


Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I also set the tv in the front room to a station that' only static.
Turning the volume up JUST loud enough for you to hear it from the front door.


dude, if i were him i would be SO scared if i came home to find that...
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Izzyzy
10.25.2006 6:10:44 pm
#76:


I'd do that ransom note idea, but I don't have a printer to print it off on, and he knows my handwriting. I'm also WAAAAY too lazy to do the "cutting letters out of a newspaper/magazine" thing.
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trannyscience
10.25.2006 6:11:08 pm
#77:


nah, what you need to do is to just change itty bitty things - hide a remote, unplug his keyboard, stupid things like that. then he'll start to really get confused.
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Shaduln
10.25.2006 6:12:15 pm
#78:


I like the idea of mirroring a room...
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AfroSquirrel
10.25.2006 6:12:26 pm
#79:


Buy some stage blood from a Halloween store, and spread it on the TV screen, so that you have a bleeding TV playing only static...
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trannyscience
10.25.2006 6:12:38 pm
#80:


oh, and if he leaves his phone around, change his ringtone.
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Izzyzy
10.25.2006 6:13:14 pm
#81:


I'm drawing the line at actually going into his bedroom.

I don't wanna do anything to upset him with his property, as we've, er... already had an incident where I was using his computer and he came home from work early and chaught me. Nothing pornographic, mind you. His boyfriend asked me to find out if he was cheating on him, and as such, I was reading through his logged instant message conversatons.
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Elvenpath
10.25.2006 6:13:24 pm
#82:


Mental.
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Izzyzy
10.25.2006 6:14:00 pm
#83:


Love the mirroring a room idea, but we have furnature that took 3 people to move, so I can't do it.
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AfroSquirrel
10.25.2006 6:14:17 pm
#84:


So he's not straight? Hmmmm.....
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leviathan1321
10.25.2006 6:17:51 pm
#85:


just do poltergeist stuff
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catldr24
10.25.2006 6:18:05 pm
#86:


If you can't mirror a room, glue something down.
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Tatl
10.25.2006 6:18:06 pm
#87:


Keep your ears peeled for the sound of chairs moving. When he gets home, if he isn't paying attention, he'll trip right over them all...

Major laughs.
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GuiGaWaruiYo
10.25.2006 6:18:37 pm
#88:


Since you haven't clarified; are you gay too?

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AfroSquirrel
10.25.2006 6:18:40 pm
#89:


Tripwire is another good idea.
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Jams
10.25.2006 6:18:50 pm
#90:


yeah, be sure to tell us what happens when he comes home tonight.
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Tatl
10.25.2006 6:19:10 pm
#91:


If you can't mirror a room, glue something down.

Coat the bottom of the TV remote with honey.
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Jams
10.25.2006 6:21:27 pm
#92:


you should only do really subtle things because if you do something too drastic, he will probably end up searching the whole place for someone, including your room.
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Izzyzy
10.25.2006 6:23:24 pm
#93:


Hmmm... not gonn coat the TV remote with honey, since that'd be hard to clean later.

HOWEVER! You HAVE inspired a new addition to my "Poltergiest List" for the NEXT time he goes out.

(Don't wanna do everything in one go, of course.)

I've got that tacky play-dohish stuff that you use to affix posters to walls.
I'll gather everything of his I can find that's small, and stick them to the wall in random parts of the apartment.
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Tatl
10.25.2006 6:24:38 pm
#94:


^ ROFL!!

YES!
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pxlated
10.25.2006 6:25:43 pm
#95:


XD That's made of so much win.
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Jams
10.25.2006 6:26:10 pm
#96:


I've got that tacky play-dohish stuff that you use to affix posters to walls.
I'll gather everything of his I can find that's small, and stick them to the wall in random parts of the apartment.


that seems like a sure fire way to get caught to me...
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Tatl
10.25.2006 6:26:12 pm
#97:


And, Honey isn't as hard to clean as you might think. Just get a towel and get one end wet with warm water. Comes right off.
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Villainous M Bison
10.25.2006 6:27:36 pm
#98:


If there are any pictures in the apartment, use that sticky stuff and cut little black rectangles out of paper or something and give them Hitler staches.

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catldr24
10.25.2006 6:27:57 pm
#99:


I totally won that round.
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Izzyzy
10.25.2006 6:28:09 pm
#100:


Reason number 2 not to do honey:

I don't want to attract ants.
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