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» Luster Soldier: EXPOSED. An Icehawk production.
04/08/2007 11:50:27 AM
04/08/2007
11:50 AM
It Begins...
One day I am randomly uhh doing Icehawk stuff, when I get this IM...\
I have decided to just put Luster's screenname and not his AIM name for the convos.
Luster Soldier (2:46:31 AM):
Hey, this is Luster Soldier. Damn you, you gave me a ***** because of
your one topic on Board 8 about Smurf sleeping with CrimsonOcean. In
other words, good job on that topic because it was entertaining to read.
Icehawk9902 (3:25:29 AM):
I see.
Icehawk9902 (3:25:38 AM):
Uhh your welcome, hahaha.
Luster then continued, seeming to believe that Smurf and Crimson actually slept together.
Luster Soldier (3:31:09 AM):
For that question, I'm not sure. However, what Smurf did is something
that I would be interested in doing, but not with CrimsonOcean
obviously.
Icehawk9902 (3:31:25 AM):
With who then?
Luster Soldier (3:32:09 AM):
I have someone in mind, although I'm not sure if I really want to reveal it.
Icehawk9902 (3:32:30 AM):
pikaness?
Luster Soldier (3:32:46 AM):
Correct, it was pikaness.
After I find out Luster hasn't seen pika's pic. He goes off on a tangent, talking of how Clover would be a good option...
Luster Soldier (3:37:13 AM):
If I don't get a chance to sleep with pikaness, Clover_Meadow is another possible choice for me.
Icehawk9902 (3:37:28 AM):
Clover_Meadow posted pics once I believe.
Luster Soldier (3:38:41 AM):
Did you get to see the pictures of her?
Icehawk9902 (3:38:45 AM):
Yes.
Icehawk9902 (3:39:13 AM):
She is what I would call absolutely "babeilicious"
I
say it's not because jaylv100 goes to the same school, and thus, would
probably get with her first! (lol). Then things started getting a bit
more creepy.
Icehawk9902 (3:40:32 AM):
Do you live near pikaness?
Luster Soldier(3:41:32 AM):
As for pikaness, things aren't too good for me, but it's not completely
impossible. I'm in the EST timezone, in which I live in Pennsylvania.
pikaness lives up in Canada, in a city called *************.
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hay guyz iv ben havng tuff times lately so be niec to me lol : )
04/08/2007 11:50:59 AM
04/08/2007
11:50 AM
Apparently, he got the info by getting into a private board of some
sort, owned by Math Murderer on a different users account. A certain
person, who I won't name, listed pikaness's city in a topic there about
Luster Soldier. Luster found it in this way. He also somehow knew her
exact birthday, and how many days she was from 18 >_>. Next I
talked to him about some AIM convos posted on this private board.
Icehawk9902 (3:54:25 AM):
What do you talk about in these AIM convos?
Luster Soldier (3:55:23 AM):
Well, I do believe I have told this to too many people now, but if I tell you this, it cannot be told to anyone else.
Icehawk9902 (3:55:33 AM):
Alright.
Luster Soldier (3:56:29 AM):
Well, in some of these convos, I talked about
marrying
pikaness. Sounds crazy, but I had this really detailed plan that might
make it work. I never revealed the full detailed plan in these convos
From there I find out more about his "plan" he has an inside source!
Luster Soldier (3:57:42 AM):
It is complicated, and I do have the help of an unnamed user in trying to help me meet up with pikaness to pull it off.
Icehawk9902 (3:57:57 AM):
Oh, thats cool. Does he live near you or pikaness?
Icehawk9902 (3:58:03 AM):
I imagine it'd have to be one or the other.
Luster Soldier(3:58:40 AM):
He lives closer to pikaness, but still in the same timezone as me. He knows pikaness better than I do, which is a big help.
The conversation continues...
Icehawk9902 (4:05:34 AM):
Do you talk to pikaness often on AIM?
Luster Soldier (4:05:53 AM):
I've talked to her a couple of times.
...
Icehawk9902 (4:13:45 AM):
Hmm, why do you want tomarry a GameFAQer?
Luster Soldier (4:17:00 AM):
I could answer that one easily. I feel that if I simply marry some girl
that I meet in real life, and not through making plans to meet by
talking about it online, I might have some problems in trying to
convince my wife into getting a GameFAQs account. Also, I know I am out
of the running to become a moderator, so at least one of my kids (when
they turn 13) could become a moderator
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hay guyz iv ben havng tuff times lately so be niec to me lol : )
04/08/2007 11:52:01 AM
04/08/2007
11:52 AM
Luster Soldier (4:22:12 AM):
Don't worry, I'm already aware of
that problem. Since I know the ToU pretty well, I probably could teach
my kids about the ToU even before they make their first account. And at
least they have someone whose father (which is me) has been in plenty
of horrible happenings on GameFAQs, like being axed for vote stuffing.
Icehawk9902 (4:23:33 AM):
Also, you could have them join ahead of time.
Icehawk9902 (4:23:39 AM):
To gain some experience early on.
Luster Soldier (4:24:40 AM):
I could probably allow them to get an account before they turn 13, but
they cannot reveal their age. As long as you don't reveal your age, you
cannot be banned for underage
So, I was a bit weirded out. I contemplated what I should do with my info, and then, I get IMed again a few days later.
Part 2!!
Luster Soldier (8:16:52 PM):
I noticed that you are usually set to Away status a lot on AIM. These
are the current candidates: pikaness, Clover_Meadow, CrimsonOcean,
Inviso, and the mysterious 5th candidate. Inviso will be the hardest
one to marry out of all of them. I'm not going to say who the 5th
person is, which is why I am referring to her as the "mysterious 5th
candidate". The mysterious 5th candidate is a last resort if I fail at
the other 4.
(Note: I never did find out the 5th guy ERR GIRL >_>)
Icehawk9902 (11:12:45 PM):
So, do you know much about those 4?
Icehawk9902 (11:12:50 PM):
like where they live and such
Luster Soldier (11:13:44 PM):
I know some stuff about them. I know where pikaness lives, down to the
exact city. I only know which state Inviso lives in. For the other two,
I don't know what state they live in. I do know CrimsonOcean is in EST
though.
I actually know where Crimson lives (state anyway) but I
guess Luster was too busy looking for pikaness posts to bother seeing
it >_>. Anyway, later on Luster let me in on his plan to marry
pikaness.
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BOOBIES
04/08/2007 11:52:30 AM
04/08/2007
11:52 AM
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04/08/2007 11:52:44 AM
04/08/2007
11:52 AM
I thought he was marrying me!
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04/08/2007 11:53:09 AM
04/08/2007
11:53 AM
This will be a way of finding out if she would be interested in meeting
up in real life, but without clearly telling her that I would be
interested her in meeting her and getting into a relationship.
Icehawk9902 (11:57:46 PM):
That sounds smart, but make sure it isnt out of the blue or else she will suspect something
Luster Soldier (11:58:01 PM):
I know AKJ asked her a question like that, but it was about an online relationship though.
Luster Soldier (12:00:27AM):
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/detail.php?board=8&topic=34323553&message=377046981
.......
Luster Soldier (12:04:08 AM):
Here are the other candidates and any plans I have to obtain more info on them:
Clover_Meadow: She has an email in her profile and also has AIM, but I haven't seen her on AIM at all.
CrimsonOcean: I see an AIM screen name in her profile, but I rarely ever see her on. I don't know her email.
Inviso:
I know her AIM screen name, despite it not being listed in her user
profile. However, it's a closed list. I also don't know her email.
Luster Soldier (12:04:54 AM):
For the mysterious 5th candidate, I know her AIM screen name and even talk to her pretty often.
The
rest of the conversation is me trying to find out who his inside source
is, finding out his inside source was mostly joking and sarcastic, yet
Luster really believes the guy is gonna help him hook up with pikaness.
I won't even bother revealing his name, however, another guy seemed to
be trying to help out Luster. It was stingers. I'm still curious as to
what his plans were, but I guess now, they'll never come to fruition.
Luster,
I hope when you see this, and when you see the most likely creeped out
reactions, you decide to start going for girls IRL. That is all.
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BOOBIES
04/08/2007 11:53:19 AM
04/08/2007
11:53 AM
aw man if luster comes and terrorizes my city to find pikaness i'll just take a giant magnet to his head
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d
04/08/2007 11:53:19 AM
04/08/2007
11:53 AM
04/08/2007 11:53:47 AM
04/08/2007
11:53 AM
My mind has been blown.
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POWEEEEEEEEER SUUUUUUUURGE!!
04/08/2007 11:59:15 AM
04/08/2007
11:59 AM
Is this....for real?
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04/08/2007 11:59:53 AM
04/08/2007
11:59 AM
I might have some problems in trying to convince my wife into
getting a GameFAQs account. Also, I know I am out of the running to
become a moderator, so at least one of my kids (when they turn 13)
could become a moderator
That's the weirdest thing ever.
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d
04/08/2007 11:59:58 AM
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04/08/2007 12:00:03 PM
04/08/2007
12:00 PM
I'm not nearly imaginative enough to make this up >_>.
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BOOBIES
04/08/2007 12:01:36 PM
04/08/2007
12:01 PM
Really, who has plans to train their kid from birth to take a thankless
volunteer position on a video game message board site >_<
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d
04/08/2007 12:02:34 PM
04/08/2007
12:02 PM
you need a beer for that...
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04/08/2007 12:02:36 PM
04/08/2007
12:02 PM
Hem.
Um...yeah.
Wow.
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04/08/2007 12:03:30 PM
04/08/2007
12:03 PM
Heeheehee!
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jampXDpikaness is awesome!8forga
04/08/2007 12:03:33 PM
04/08/2007
12:03 PM
post 4 now censored lol
Luster Soldier (11:15:58 PM): I do have a plan, and it's pretty detailed actually.
Icehawk9902 (11:17:18 PM): Mind if I hear? I can tell you if I think it'll work
Luster Soldier (11:43:58 PM):
1.
For the next 1 1/2 years, I plan on trying to know more about pikaness,
either through AIM or her posts on the boards. At least by waiting this
long, I am giving pikaness a lot of time to feel comfortable with
meeting me in real life.
2. When I am ready, the unnamed user that
knows pikaness (and also is much closer to pikaness as a friend) better
than me will contact pikaness on AIM about me. He won't tell pikaness
that I am interested in marrying her. More than likely, he will tell
pikaness that I am interested in meeting her in real life for the
purpose of getting into a relationship (boyfriend/girlfriend
relationship) with her.
Luster Soldier (11:44:05 PM):
3. When I
travel up to pikaness's location, I will have to come up with some way
of keeping my parents from finding out. I don't think they would like
me trying to marry someone that I met online, even though I have no
evil intentions. Traveling up there without my parents suspecting this
plan will involve me coming out and saying that I am going to take a
vacation up to ******* because of a tourist attraction. Of course, I'll
still go to the tourist attraction because if I come back home, I'd
probably have to tell about my experience there.
Luster Soldier(11:44:09 PM):
4.
When I am up in ***********, I will have a discussion with pikaness
about having her move to the United States. If she decides to move to
the United States, step 5 of the plan goes into effect.
5. I will
remain in this relationship for at least a year before I make any
attempt to ask pikaness to marry. This 1 year time person offers quite
a good amount of time for pikaness to know me better before she decides
if she wants to marry me.
.....
Luster Soldier (11:56:27
PM): I think when I am ready to ask pikaness, I will initally ask her a
question, which will probably be worded as "Have you have considered
getting into a relationship with another GameFAQs user?"
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hay guyz iv ben havng tuff times lately so be niec to me lol : )
04/08/2007 12:03:43 PM
04/08/2007
12:03 PM
Haha, breeding to make THE ULTIMATE GAMEFAQS USER
04/08/2007 12:04:10 PM
04/08/2007
12:04 PM
"These are the current candidates: pikaness, Clover_Meadow,
CrimsonOcean, Inviso, and the mysterious 5th candidate. Inviso will be
the hardest one to marry out of all of them. I'm not going to say who
the 5th person is, which is why I am referring to her as the
"mysterious 5th candidate". The mysterious 5th candidate is a last
resort if I fail at the other 4."
1. watch out satai
2.
I like how he just says "yeah I'm gonna try and marry one of these
chicks who I barely know. I have a plan, don't worry, it can't fail."
even better is in his actual plan:
"4.
When I am up in ***********, I will have a discussion with pikaness
about having her move to the United States. If she decides to move to
the United States, step 5 of the plan goes into effect."
oh hay pikaness wanna move country to spend your life with me so we can have moderator babies?
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04/08/2007 12:04:43 PM
04/08/2007
12:04 PM
I felt good knowing about the first part before just about anyone else
did (Steiner showed me last night), but I never expected you to have
progressed from there so quickly. Bravo.
And now to actually read the second part!
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04/08/2007 12:04:51 PM
04/08/2007
12:04 PM
more like watch out myc
!!
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d
04/08/2007 12:07:23 PM
04/08/2007
12:07 PM
the best part of this will still be that dudes reaction when he realizes you posted this on the board
04/08/2007 12:07:37 PM
04/08/2007
12:07 PM
Second part wasn't as mindblowing as the first but after reading the
first bit I kind of never wanted to go on the internet again so that's
fair enough.
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04/08/2007 12:07:48 PM
04/08/2007
12:07 PM
YOU CAN'T BE SUSPENDED JOHNNY, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
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04/08/2007 12:08:57 PM
04/08/2007
12:08 PM
Giggs- There wasnt much more to find out his secret source. Who was
just toying with him really >_>. SSo that was sorta
disappointing, but I dunno, his plan to marry pikaness is pretty neat.
YOU CAN'T BE SUSPENDED JOHNNY, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
Oh god XD.
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BOOBIES
04/08/2007 12:10:10 PM
04/08/2007
12:10 PM
aw man if he ends up coming to my university just to be in the same
city as pikaness i'm gonna have to run for my life every time i see the
chuggernaut :(
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d
04/08/2007 12:11:12 PM
04/08/2007
12:11 PM
XD
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[King of Board 8][no u cru]
Steinershocker - Coming 2nd place since 1989
04/08/2007 12:13:21 PM
04/08/2007
12:13 PM
Wow. AKJ did say that Luster's love for pika was kinda creepy and this proves it! I wonder how pika will react...
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04/08/2007 12:15:30 PM
04/08/2007
12:15 PM
Whoa
Icehawk investigates! Good job. >_>
*Explodes*
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04/08/2007 12:15:43 PM
04/08/2007
12:15 PM
holy xd
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04/08/2007 12:22:47 PM
04/08/2007
12:22 PM
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>XD
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04/08/2007 12:23:54 PM
04/08/2007
12:23 PM
This makes TUM look normal >_>
~_~
Warning_Crazy
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04/08/2007 12:24:38 PM
04/08/2007
12:24 PM
^Almost.
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04/08/2007 12:25:00 PM
04/08/2007
12:25 PM
What'd TUM do?
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d
04/08/2007 12:26:12 PM
04/08/2007
12:26 PM
TUM at least respects her, and knows he can't have her.
~_~
Warning_Crazy
Love Many, Trust Few, Do Wrong to None- Yau Man, Survivor: Fiji
04/08/2007 12:27:37 PM
04/08/2007
12:27 PM
Nothing. TUM is just a little pika-crazy!
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04/08/2007 12:29:29 PM
04/08/2007
12:29 PM
0_________0
I...I dont even know who this guy is!
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04/08/2007 12:29:57 PM
04/08/2007
12:29 PM
I want to believe that he was joking. Please tell me that he was joking.
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04/08/2007 12:30:19 PM
04/08/2007
12:30 PM
That's not scary at all... *runs*
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04/08/2007 12:31:40 PM
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12:31 PM
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04/08/2007 12:32:19 PM
04/08/2007
12:32 PM
I...I dont even know who this guy is!
Uh... he chugs
mountain dew so that he can get hyped up enough to increase his hold on
having the most active messages posted on gamefaqs, he cried when he
got usermap axed for vote-stuffing (he once had the most alternate
accounts on gamefaqs!), and he wants to breed moderator babies with
you. Do you really need anything else before just hopping under the
sheets with him!?
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d
04/08/2007 12:32:50 PM
04/08/2007
12:32 PM
...pikaness is a female?
My mind is blown.
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04/08/2007 12:33:07 PM
04/08/2007
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From Not Dave Posted 4/8/2007 5:32:19 PM
I...I dont even know who this guy is!
Uh...
he chugs mountain dew so that he can get hyped up enough to increase
his hold on having the most active messages posted on gamefaqs, he
cried when he got usermap axed for vote-stuffing (he once had the most
alternate accounts on gamefaqs!), and he wants to breed moderator
babies with you. Do you really need anything else before just hopping
under the sheets with him!?
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d
this really sums up how absurd this guy is
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Steinershocker - Coming 2nd place since 1989
04/08/2007 12:34:37 PM
04/08/2007
12:34 PM
D_D
Wow this board just grows on the
freakishly wacky scale by the day. Unless Icehawk made that whole thing
up, which would also be funny. xD
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04/08/2007 12:34:52 PM
04/08/2007
12:34 PM
Basically!
*Explodes*
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04/08/2007 12:35:29 PM
04/08/2007
12:35 PM
My last post referring to Steiner's post.
*Explodes*
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"I can't see there's an oliphaunt in the way"
- foolmo
04/08/2007 12:35:34 PM
04/08/2007
12:35 PM
I made nothing up, even the babeilicious line, lol >_>.
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04/08/2007 12:35:50 PM
04/08/2007
12:35 PM
it isn't made up, I can guarantee that. He's told me a lot of this stuff before too.
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Good luck with Muk and its poison gas, make one wrong move and it'll kick your grass.
04/08/2007 12:37:13 PM
04/08/2007
12:37 PM
^Hence my post.
I think I need a marshmallow after reading all of this. *Heads to pantry*
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