Lurker > ave1

Is there any help being offered by social workers or clergy in a church? Are you someone who believes that God helps those who cry out to him?

I believe that...
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let's see... besides the effects of aging, I have a short list:

1) I sometimes am like George Costanza when getting out of the pool... but, don't worry, it's gonna work properly in the right situation.

2) I used to be pretty slim, but lately... yeah, I know - gotta work out.

3) I'm 5' 11 1/2" which is still not tall enough, but I at least found a good wife who says I'm really tall (she's around 5' 4")

4) I have attractive thumbs, but my pinkies are slightly crooked.

5) There has never been good beard growth to the right and left of my chin... don't know why.

6) eyes are a bit too squinty... but again, my wife comes through with frequent comments about how awesome my eyes are, so that makes up for it.
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NinjaWarrior455 posted...

There are more pressing matters here in America, like Katy Perry's new tour.

Yeah, This...
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The vocals have one slight problem. He goes a tiny little bit sharp on the words "perfume" and "blues"... and that grates on my nerves.
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... or maybe she actually has balls... did you ever think of that?
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I really think we can swat down ICBMs that he sends our way. We have a Missile Command center.

Also- Kim sending missiles our way is not a likely thing to happen because he knows his country doesn't even have 1/20 the number of missiles the U.S. has... His country would glow with all the radiation for hundreds of years after we get done with them.

Another thing - if he fires on us here in the U.S., you have a good number of minutes to put some distance between yourself and the nearest targeted urban center. The ICBMs are not going to get here immediately.
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Um. Is she attractive as, let's say, Pam on the Office? Or more like- how to put this nicely- Miley Cyrus?
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She's a nightmare looking like a daydream. Do not approach.
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This was truly a rivetting story... one that will become a legend someday. Till then, I'm off to try some peanut oil.
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Favorites: X1 controller (Elite is truly the best) and PS4 controller. I also have liked the original Xbox controller S and 360 controller (the one with the convertible d-pad).

Least favorite: I didn't like the way the dreamcast controller made my hands feel after more than an hour of playing.

Special honors: I actually grew very used to the Atari Jaguar gamepad and like the feel of it in my hands to this day. Yeah, it doesn't look too snazzy, but it just handles well.
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You could put the fish tank next to your tv while playing Richard Simmons talk show reruns. That'd be helpful therapy...
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Limp Bizkit
Barry Manilow
Kottonmouth Kings
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She has standards - and isn't being unreasonable... but only date her if you:

A) think Rosie Odonnell is hot.
B) dislike porn so much that you never do porn.
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Ask her to plan ahead for getting on exit ramps next time you even remotely think you'll be getting in that passenger seat. ... and bring lots of pillows to rubberband around yourself.
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MabusIncarnate-> I challenge you to go a week with not one view. Think you can? I think you can.
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Pick your Kryptonite.
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Romulox28 posted...

Letron_James posted...

the fuck is endhinder

get out

What isn't einhander!?!
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Vertania posted...

BillyKidd posted...

main stream media steering the pizzagate story being about Comet and away from the actual emails makes it look suspicious.

They did the same with the term alt-right.

They also did the same thing with the Seth Rich story. All it took was one guy going on Fox News and quoting an unreliable/made up source. Suddenly, everything related to the theory was declared "debunked," even though they never actually addressed any of the points, and the media threatened anyone who tried to discuss it.

That's one reason why it's called fake news.
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TimDiamond posted...

https://wikileaks.org/gifiles/docs/12/1223066_re-get-ready-for-chicago-hot-dog-friday-.html

$65K spent on Pizza and hotdogs. What kind of pizza is this? Made of pure 24K gold with diamond parmesan cheese on top? Are the hotdogs made of Grade A5 Wagyu kobe beef?

Renting the private jet might've been $13,000 and the pizza could've run $3000 if made by a gourmet chef. Hot dogs: $10

I guess Obama's people spending that $65000 might've been a bit suspiciously high. Maybe those are code words....
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bump
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The owner of the restaurant in DC had the Greek statue of the man-boy-love god as his main picture representing himself on Instagram. This is true.
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What a feat!
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pegusus123456 posted...

The Romulan's first few attempts at cloning didn't work out so well...

lol!
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and here is my PS2/PC/PS3 gamepad by Thrustmaster- The "Run'nDrive" which has 2 really unique features.

1) small analog wheel for driving games
2) programmability which lets you reprogram not just buttons but directionals of the thumbsticks.


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My modified Xbox 360 Avengers controller:


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I have 4 Xbox One controllers
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The board is ALIVE!
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Create new topics on the board- Rest assured, I won't ignore the topic...
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You guys are the best. And for those even better than you, here's the link: www.gamefaqs.com/boards/209-game-accessories
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Okay- I'm back now because I like you guys best!
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Alright then.

*goes to the next board*
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I'd like to bring life again to the Game Accessories board, and I wish to do it with polls. Come help me! It is a good board if you like hardware/controllers like I do.
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Any other relative you could live with?
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blimey!
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You have rights, man! Wait, forget I said that. You want to stay married, right?
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Who do you believe Jesus Christ was?
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Probably go straight to YouTube and find out what the new Mandela effects are...
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Because men don't like rubbing snotty noses with kleenexs?
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Just keep playing it faithfully, and it will all work out and be appreciated- each facet in its own separate ways.
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He was wikileaking, and John Podesta made an example of him (and yes there's a Podesta email that talks of doing just that to a leaker).
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I don't regret trying... though, after a girl broke up with me one time, I grovelled at her feet trying to convince her I was the right guy for her. It didn't work. I regret having tried that.
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The kid apparently has a lack of common sense. Glad he lived. He will now have common sense.
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Is it God who you fear?