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TopicI'm gonna try to sleep with my case worker
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 11:46:01 PM
#38
ShineboxPhil posted...
case worker honestly sounds way out of your league.

like most people she just wants to have a fun time, Im super fun

also I use they/them pronouns and cross dress Im super interesting and fun for girls to dance with

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TopicI'm gonna try to sleep with my case worker
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 11:24:11 PM
#26
LonelyStoner posted...
How do you know its a for sure thing?

I dont Im just very confident

she can say no thanks and its all good there are more fishes

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TopicI'm gonna try to sleep with my case worker
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 11:09:31 PM
#13
_____Cait posted...
why did you need to say that getting her high would make it easier

because people that are relaxed are more open minded to new ideas

she probably hasnt considered getting a room together, but if she takes the time to smoke with me shell be chill when I explain to her that we can get pizza and coloring books and jam out to whatever music she is into

i dont think thats rape

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TopicI'm gonna try to sleep with my case worker
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 11:06:36 PM
#12
_____Cait posted...
Whoa this guy is bragging about attempting to get a girl high and trick her into sex

no tricking necessary adults are allowed to just be promiscuous no shame

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TopicI'm gonna try to sleep with my case worker
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 11:04:26 PM
#7
Full_Pokedex posted...
That's rape. People can't legally concent if they're under the influence. You're better then this.

she will be in control the entire time

only will happen things that she wants to happen

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TopicITT post dos and don'ts on texting with women
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 11:01:13 PM
#31
Take pictures of nice things like flowers or beautiful artwork and send them

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TopicI'm gonna try to sleep with my case worker
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 10:59:58 PM
#3
I know I can get her to smoke with me and from there itll be easy to talk her into getting a room for us

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TopicI'm gonna try to sleep with my case worker
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 10:57:01 PM
#1
And by try I mean its gonna happen

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TopicWhich Astartes legion should I align with?
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 10:03:12 PM
#3
Plasma squadron

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TopicThese new meds make me so slow to function
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 9:03:43 PM
#4
boomgetchopped3 posted...
What meds? Xanax?

no just lots of lithium and seroquil and atarax, along with my seizure meds

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TopicThese new meds make me so slow to function
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 8:58:17 PM
#2
Im eating blackberries in the library I feel that I am justified in this

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Topicisnt it weird between what constitutes 'abusive behavior' and what doesnt?
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 8:54:28 PM
#17
dont call each other names like a bunch of sandwich eaters

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TopicHow are you enjoying your higher priced fast food?
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 8:53:43 PM
#46
Jack in the Box has a bomb $6.99 popcorn chicken combo it comes with curly fries

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TopicThese new meds make me so slow to function
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 8:52:59 PM
#1
I dont know how they expect me to get by like this at all

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TopicFloridas anti-trans laws lead to increase in vigilante incidents
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 8:45:27 PM
#11
Jokes on them I like it when violence happens

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TopicYou have to be insane not to vote for Biden
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 8:04:15 PM
#181
Most people are dumb democracy cannot function

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TopicWhat should I put on my meatloaf?
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 7:16:22 PM
#6
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



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TopicDo you hate your job?
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 6:52:43 PM
#21
GranTurismo posted...
you were that user that was homeless? what work do you do now?

i hustle

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TopicI've never done a proper uppercut
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 6:14:42 PM
#3
XxZiomaxX posted...
You having a good day?

I showered and had a healthy bm

now I have a Vietnamese sandwich

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TopicI've never done a proper uppercut
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 6:12:14 PM
#1
I doubt Ill ever need to do so, so its not so bad I can do other things

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TopicDo you have friends in real life?
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 6:11:13 PM
#16
Yeah many dozens of them

and some enemies

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TopicNever seriously date a woman with tattoos.
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 6:09:22 PM
#71
tattoos are hot af on baddies

those girls know how to move they dont give af

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TopicDo you hate your job?
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 6:08:26 PM
#2
Maintaining a massive aspect of reality is the entire job of my existence and Im incredible at it. Im sorry that geese have teeth I just fucked up that day Ill take the hit.

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Topicwhen was the last time u tried to Kamehameha wave?
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 4:07:31 PM
#4
Its been a couple years I usually just fly around and be invisible lowkey

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TopicPotato Wedges: Yay or Nay
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 4:06:36 PM
#16
they vibe

i had a picnic with this girl along the shore rocks along the pacific coast highway

all we had was potato wedges, French bread, avocados and pickles. But that along with a blanket and my speaker was all we needed they are a great food 10/10

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TopicFallout show has got me playing Fallout NV again
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 4:04:00 PM
#12
explosives are hilariously OP

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TopicAre there any video games that you'd consider life-changing?
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 4:01:07 PM
#25
Metal Gear Solids
Diablo 2
Final Fantasy 7 and Tactics
Mass Effect 1 only
Binding of Isaac
Enter the Gungeon
Elder Scrolls all of them

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TopicI like it when shirts have pockets
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 3:50:18 PM
#3
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


of course its part of it all, everything

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TopicSean Hannity Demands Democrats to Get Rid of Arizona Abortion Ban
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 3:49:36 PM
#25
Democracy does not work stop acting like it ever will

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TopicI like it when shirts have pockets
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 3:48:03 PM
#1
Can put somethings there maybe earbuds maybe a lighter maybe cashews

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TopicPost pictures that describe you
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 3:40:11 PM
#58
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bbeef539.jpg

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TopicYou have to be insane not to vote for Biden
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 3:36:54 PM
#46
All the street people I know love trump its dumb

for the damn most stupid reasons a lot of them like that he just says stupid shit and makes them laugh

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TopicHow do you prefer multiverses and alternate timelines to interact in media?
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 3:34:55 PM
#9
Violently and seductively

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TopicIs there anything that's series canon that you refuse to accept?
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 3:33:57 PM
#53
Butterfiles posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5b8766da.jpg

that Jack is supposed to be a straight woman

I would throw the fuck down with her/they

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TopicFallout 4 modern update coming in two weeks.
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 3:30:43 PM
#24
Foppe posted...
All l care about are the city crashes.


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TopicMan seeing people holding hands and kissing..
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 3:29:54 PM
#36
If you think youll be alone forever then you will be

start thinking better and youll do better

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TopicSlay the Spire 2! Undermine 2! Brotato DLC! Vampire Survivors DLC!
VampireCoyote
04/11/24 12:59:37 AM
#4
More Brotato fuck yeah

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TopicIf you look at the moon right now
VampireCoyote
04/10/24 11:59:07 PM
#1
Its a really cool moon

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Topic"Fallout" TV show premiering early (tomorrow)
VampireCoyote
04/10/24 9:57:22 PM
#41
I will view it

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TopicYou should institutionalise yourself
VampireCoyote
04/10/24 9:56:42 PM
#5
they make me leave they say Im too cool

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TopicSlay the Spire 2 reveal trailer
VampireCoyote
04/10/24 3:42:23 PM
#8
sweet

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TopicTony Position was right in Comic Civil War (spoilers)
VampireCoyote
04/10/24 3:08:12 PM
#6
Lukey_Bug posted...
Tony Position


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TopicOh such a perfect day
VampireCoyote
04/09/24 11:06:26 PM
#1
You just keep me hangin on
https://youtu.be/9wxI4KK9ZYo?si=gGoulwFfzLHQK4p8

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TopicDid you apply online or did you go to the job fair?
VampireCoyote
04/09/24 10:02:57 PM
#4
I always apply in person and they always hire me on the spot

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TopicWhat was your last injury?
VampireCoyote
04/09/24 9:04:41 PM
#5
Knife wounds and a broken finger from a fight

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