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TopicSo Roseanne and James Gunn are going to be executed at a USO show.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/23/18 2:08:38 AM
#1
Then Satan and Saddam Hussein are going to take over the Earth.
TopicThe average chad gets blasted with limitless stacy pussy.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/22/18 7:57:20 PM
#1
Why do land whales think they have a chance?
TopicDarth Vader fell into volcano because the emperor wanted him to turn evil.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/22/18 7:50:11 PM
#1
That was canon before the prequels, guys
TopicWhat movie should I see in the theater tomorrow?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/21/18 8:51:22 PM
#5
Cheater87 posted...
Are you at one of those theaters that played old movies?

Those movies just came out.
TopicWhat movie should I see in the theater tomorrow?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/21/18 8:09:32 PM
#3
SSJCAT posted...
Can I use your time machine please?

I don't have a time machine.
TopicWhat movie should I see in the theater tomorrow?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/21/18 8:08:11 PM
#1
What movie should I see in the theater tomorrow? - Results (9 votes)
The Mask of Zorro
0% (0 votes)
0
There's Something about Mary
33.33% (3 votes)
3
Lethal Weapon 4
11.11% (1 vote)
1
Small Soldiers
33.33% (3 votes)
3
Madeline
11.11% (1 vote)
1
Dr. Dolittle
0% (0 votes)
0
Mulan
11.11% (1 vote)
1
The X-Files
0% (0 votes)
0
The Horse Whisperer
0% (0 votes)
0
Small Soldiers looks fun.
TopicJames Garner was a Disney villain and now I can't remember which one.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/21/18 3:00:28 PM
#1
Help
TopicThey made a second X-FIles movie?!?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/21/18 2:35:14 PM
#1
Hmmm
TopicGrenade is so old.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/21/18 1:09:37 AM
#3
vbty3 posted...
Fur Elise is so old. Why do I still hear it?

What top 40 station still plays Fur Elise?
TopicGrenade is so old.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/21/18 1:07:20 AM
#1
Why do I still hear it?
TopicWhy was I dumped?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/20/18 6:21:46 PM
#1
Why was I dumped? - Results (6 votes)
My pride
0% (0 votes)
0
My ego
0% (0 votes)
0
My needs
0% (0 votes)
0
My selfish ways
100% (6 votes)
6
She's dancing with another man
TopicDisney hired Victor Salva once.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/20/18 4:57:49 PM
#1
Oh how times have changed.
TopicIs the Family Guy Simpsons crossover generally considered decent?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/20/18 2:24:51 AM
#9
Chicken posted...
It was entertaining for what it was. Though it wouldve been a huge event if it were done when both shows were closer to their prime.

You could say the same thing for a lot of crossovers. I mean Freddy vs Jason was a decade too late.
TopicIs the Family Guy Simpsons crossover generally considered decent?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/20/18 2:14:04 AM
#1
I mean it did give us the "I'm in danger" meme.
TopicThe movie where tom cruise goes back in time to defeat aliens.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/20/18 2:02:03 AM
#1
That was a good one.
TopicBloodborne is the best game in the Dark Souls series.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/19/18 6:54:57 AM
#1
Fight me.
TopicShould chronic illness a dealbreaker?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/19/18 12:23:49 AM
#1
Should chronic illness be a dealbreaker? - Results (4 votes)
Yes
50% (2 votes)
2
No
50% (2 votes)
2
Finally got a girl to stick around for more than ten minutes. Problem is she has something called chiari.

I am wondering how serious it is and if I should pursue the relationship.
TopicIs Dragon Age Inquisition worth playing for the gameplay?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/18/18 11:30:12 PM
#1
I heard the praise the story gets.
TopicWas Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder considered a cameo?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/18/18 2:35:53 PM
#1
He had way too much screen time for that.

I've seen actors who appear on posters who have less screen time in their respective movies.
TopicAre the Dragon Quest games really grindfests?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/18/18 1:59:59 PM
#4
Lunar_Savage posted...
The early games are super grindfests.

I heard that's only the case on the NES.

Remakes and ports usually up the exp gain and lower the exp requirement.
TopicAre the Dragon Quest games really grindfests?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/18/18 1:53:44 PM
#1
Or is it just the lack of save points so people go for that safety net?
TopicGot ghosted by a girl because I told her Ive never had sex or a girlfriend.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/17/18 11:36:22 PM
#54
The thing is she didn't believe me. She wasn't like "Of course you are you freakin neckbeard"
TopicGot ghosted by a girl because I told her Ive never had sex or a girlfriend.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/17/18 9:08:33 PM
#1
She asked about, I didn't bring it up.

Do girls think there is something wrong with people in their 30s who've never had sex?
TopicWhen they added fast forward/skip animation turn based RPGs started selling?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/17/18 3:55:24 PM
#1
Nobody wants the watch the same animation 100 times.
TopicIf I sold off every Wii U game that has got/is getting a Switch port...
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/17/18 3:51:13 PM
#1
Would I be able to afford a Switch?

I own every Nintendo first party game.
TopicI'm not gonna kill you. I want you to do me a favor.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/16/18 8:36:05 PM
#1
I want you to tell all your friends about me.
TopicWhy doesn't Gwyn, Lord of Cinder shave?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/16/18 3:56:59 AM
#1
I mean come on.
TopicAmazing Spider-Man underperformed because of dancing emo Spider-Man
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/15/18 9:04:58 PM
#1
No The Last Jedi didn't cause Solo to bomb. Get out fo your "reddit controls the world" delusions.
TopicForget Abrams, forget Johnson. How did George Lucas fuck up Star Wars so badly?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/15/18 9:02:39 PM
#4
It's his franchise. He can do whatever he wants with it.
TopicHave you seen Master of the Jungle starring The Rock and Stifler?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/15/18 7:03:42 PM
#1
Christopher Walken was in it too.
TopicDo all incels wear fanny packs?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/15/18 5:13:17 PM
#1
Do all incels wear fanny packs? - Results (2 votes)
Yes
0% (0 votes)
0
No
100% (2 votes)
2
I don't have a fanny pack.
TopicThe average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/15/18 3:37:41 PM
#16
The gap between being an ugly girl and an attractive one is so narrow on Tinder.

Fat and ugly women get so many matches there isn't really room to go up.
TopicThe average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/15/18 1:08:58 AM
#14
I made a fake account for an extremely obese woman.

I come back like 20 minutes later and it says 99+ have already liked me.

How the fuck am I to compete?
TopicI was going to ask why It's tough to be a bug is still at Animal Kingdom.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/15/18 12:07:02 AM
#1
But I found out Hopper has a different voice actor.
TopicWhy would a guy be attracted to a butch woman?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/14/18 10:40:25 PM
#1
He's a bisexual who wants the best of both worlds.
TopicName two bands that sound exactly alike.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/14/18 5:44:28 PM
#1
Keane and Coldplay.

Lumineers and Strumbellas.
TopicPeople seem really split on which Dark Souls game is "the better one"
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/14/18 4:25:10 PM
#1
I've noticed moreso than any other game that Dark Souls seems to be split right down the middle on whether or not the first or third is the better game. Clearly it comes down to preference, but I think it would be a neat discussion.
TopicThe average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/14/18 12:59:14 AM
#1
Implying that land whales don't.
TopicPeople complain about The Last Jedi ruining their favorite characters.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/13/18 5:19:20 PM
#1
What about "Where is Padme?" "NOOOOOOOOO"
TopicThere's no such thing and an unfuckable woman
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/13/18 1:46:49 AM
#1
There's no such thing as endless stacy pussy.
TopicIs this girl out my league?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/13/18 1:42:46 AM
#8
Is she being blasted with endless chad dick?
TopicIs this girl out my league?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/13/18 1:18:39 AM
#1
Is this girl out of my league? - Results (15 votes)
Yes
33.33% (5 votes)
5
No
66.67% (10 votes)
10
https://imgur.com/a/KfYbpWq
TopicTinder seems to be pay 2 win
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/12/18 10:44:59 PM
#20
P4wn4g3 posted...
SpinKirby posted...
Tinder is not pay to win at all.

It totally is. Limited likes, instant matches with Super Like and I assume the same with boosts, and rewinds if you screw up.

I might drop the 20 bucks on the monthly thing to see if it makes much difference if the app seems any good.. So far I'm noticing there are a huge number of women I'm uninterested in on here, and odds are just shitty if you don't have a way to get your profile to someone you'd match with so I'm skeptical so far.

I found other ways to get plus/gold feature for free.
TopicLol I suck at Tinder...."Hi" (girl unmatches)
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/12/18 3:30:17 PM
#22
Why is it when you're a super chad you can suck at messaging women and still get laid?
TopicIs there any reason to get the advanced vocations in Dragon Quest IX?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/12/18 1:52:53 PM
#1
The quests sound stupidly convoluted.

I prefer master 2 or 3 jobs and it unlocks.
TopicWhy did Hannibal bomb in the ratings?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/12/18 1:07:59 PM
#1
Was it just simply that nobody could live up to Anthony Hopkins?
TopicI'm having trouble with a boss in Dark Souls 3.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/12/18 4:16:52 AM
#1
Hint: It's named after a shitty indie rock group.
TopicDaaaad Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/12/18 1:52:03 AM
#1
Haha
TopicDark Souls is my favorite game.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/11/18 8:54:08 PM
#1
Yep.
TopicThe Last Jedi is the best Star Wars movie ever.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/11/18 12:20:45 AM
#1
I loved it.
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