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TopicBack in Time is a pun.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/20/18 9:27:42 PM
#1
You think he's singing about time travel but he's actually singing about a curfew.
TopicExcuse me I'd like to ass you a question
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/20/18 9:17:24 PM
#1
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TopicA lot of Family Guy jokes don't have anything to do with the plot.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/20/18 3:53:54 AM
#1
Like all of sudden they will show a clip from some random TV show the Griffins are watching.
TopicCE friends can you help analyze what I'm doing wrong with this girl.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/20/18 12:53:38 AM
#9
The time should've been phrased as a question.

Instead of 2:00 I should've wrote "Does 2:00 work?"
TopicCE friends can you help analyze what I'm doing wrong with this girl.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/19/18 8:18:43 PM
#6
TheMikh posted...
drop drop drop her

And do what? I get like two matches a month.
TopicCE friends can you help analyze what I'm doing wrong with this girl.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/19/18 8:13:36 PM
#4
Flockaveli posted...
Not knee deep in some rebound.

Like what.
TopicCE friends can you help analyze what I'm doing wrong with this girl.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/19/18 8:06:57 PM
#1
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TopicSo I got stood up.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/19/18 5:30:20 PM
#23
I realize I'm just one of at least several dozen guys that got promised a date from her.
TopicDo you think girls care about most of the guys they match with on Tinder?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/19/18 5:28:38 PM
#1
Do you think girls care about most of the guys they match with on Tinder?


A girl forgot we were supposed to go on a date last Saturday.

I know I'm just one of hundreds of guys she "promised" a date with.
TopicI've never played Metroid: Zero Mission
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/18/18 9:23:01 PM
#1
How is it?



The original was too hard.

It's even harder than Dark Souls!
TopicSo is the Xeno series the Cloverfield of games.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/18/18 7:52:44 PM
#1
Xenogears

Xenosaga

Xenoblade

10 Xenolane

The Xenoparadox.
TopicI'm at a loss on how to meet women IRL.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/18/18 12:10:39 AM
#4
I'm a gorgeous young man and I think I deserve a beautiful woman.
TopicI'm at a loss on how to meet women IRL.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/18/18 12:09:34 AM
#1
I went to a POF meet up and it was really old people.
TopicWow. The soundtrack for Secret of Mana's remake is....uh.... >_>
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/17/18 11:12:33 PM
#14
I guess we dodged a bullet when the SNES CD didn't happen.
TopicSo I got stood up.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/17/18 11:06:54 PM
#20
ScofieldReturns posted...
This is why I just have girls meet me at my apt for dates

That's just creepy.
TopicPeople really want Rian Johnson away from Star Wars.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/17/18 10:50:24 PM
#1
What did he do that was so wrong?
Topic"Oh shit. I completely forgot."
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/17/18 10:17:40 PM
#1
Translation: "Of course I remembered. I just don't want to go on a date with you."
TopicSo I got stood up.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/17/18 5:08:00 PM
#15
Roxborough4Ever posted...
well assess the situation dude, you were stood up...left out to hang....you have the right to be angry..you have the right to tell her that she is a *************************** and that you think she ***************......come on man...just let that keyboard rip, she needs to feel your pain.........

But wouldn't that make me sound desperate?
TopicSo I got stood up.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/17/18 4:57:21 PM
#12
Roxborough4Ever posted...
shoulda just gave her hell tbh lol

Why would I do that? She'd think I was an asshole.
TopicSo I got stood up.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/17/18 4:54:57 PM
#10
Roxborough4Ever posted...
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
I messaged her a couple of minutes ago and she unmatched me. I should go home.


screenshots for analyzation

She unmatched me. Tinder deletes the conversation.
TopicSo I got stood up.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/17/18 4:49:15 PM
#7
I messaged her a couple of minutes ago and she unmatched me. I should go home.
TopicSo I got stood up.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/17/18 4:39:05 PM
#1
After using Tinder for about a few months I finally got a date.

We were supposed to meet at a pizza place about a half hour ago and now I'm sitting here alone like an asshole.
TopicSuper Mario Land can be beaten in less than an hour.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/17/18 2:26:10 AM
#1
Nintendo should be sued for fraud.
TopicMario and Luigi peaked at Superstar Saga
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/17/18 2:25:16 AM
#1
Sorry, but it's true.
TopicWhy should I play Metroid Prime 3?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/17/18 12:23:58 AM
#1
I don't get it.
TopicI'm really nervous for my date tomorrow.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/17/18 12:02:43 AM
#1
How do I not mess this up?
TopicI'm really nervous for my Tinder date tomorrow.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/16/18 6:30:35 PM
#1
How do I not fuck this up?
TopicFoolish woman
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/16/18 1:05:11 AM
#1
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TopicEverything Sucks looks like more members berries.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/15/18 9:33:59 PM
#1
It looks like Stranger Things in the 90s but without the demon monsters from a parallel universe.
TopicYou they why it's called Shaq Fu.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/15/18 4:46:38 PM
#1
Because when I play it I want to go up to Shaq and say "Shaq, F U".
TopicAm I the only one who thinks Phantom Hourglass is a terrible game?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/15/18 3:57:39 PM
#1
God these controls suck.
TopicRemember when we first met John McClane
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/15/18 4:10:04 AM
#1
Argyle picked him up from the plane.
TopicShitposting in song form.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/15/18 3:08:32 AM
#1
Give me the best example.
TopicFinally got a match on Tinder after months of trying.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/15/18 2:59:41 AM
#33
TopicWhich boss should I battle first?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/15/18 1:58:05 AM
#1
Which boss should I battle first?








I like the new villain.
TopicHow do I open the locked doors in the Ice Pyramid?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/15/18 1:53:59 AM
#1
The door to the Ice Pyramid is locked.
TopicIs there a soulslike with DMC style combat?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/14/18 9:21:47 PM
#1
I want to play something a bit faster.
TopicWas Jabba originally supposed to be a human being?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/14/18 8:49:31 PM
#1


The whole scene just gave information we already learned from the Greedo confrontation.
TopicThere was a Step Sisters movie in production at one point.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/14/18 8:11:58 PM
#1
It would've probably starred Melissa McCarthy and Kristin Wiig.
TopicWhat was I supposed to do? Just let them die
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/14/18 5:41:44 PM
#1
What the fuck Kevin Costner?
TopicIs GameFAQS dead?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/14/18 4:48:21 PM
#1
Or just his career?
TopicI despise the concept of the Cloverfield Universe.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/14/18 4:30:42 PM
#1
Mainly because of the reason they are doing it.

From Moviebob's Mummy review,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JNWaUvzqkA&t=20s
TopicThe thing that annoyed me most about the Cloverfield Paradox (spoilers)
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/14/18 4:25:29 PM
#1
Using alternate dimension to tie the movies together

Why don't just make every movie produced by Paramount part of some kind of multi-verse?
TopicWho is "literally Hitler"?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/14/18 1:58:49 AM
#1
Who is "literally Hitler"?










I am not Hitler.
TopicWhere will all the lonely single women be tomorrow?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/13/18 11:38:21 PM
#1
I don't want to be alone on Valentine's Day.
TopicBoo hoo this JRPG is less than 20 hours.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/13/18 7:13:33 PM
#7
mario2000 posted...
thanks for informing us which jrpg you're playing

That Lufia 2 remake for the DS. Two trips to the Ancient Cave (completely OPTIONAL in the original) plus several other repeat trips to old dungeons.
TopicIf your name was Dick would you just go by Richard?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/13/18 7:06:03 PM
#1
I don't know anyone who'd want to be called Dick.
TopicBoo hoo this JRPG is less than 20 hours.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/13/18 7:04:38 PM
#1
"Sorry about that. We'll add some level grinding and make you repeat a dungeon 20 goddamn times next time."
TopicTerrance I think I farted.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/13/18 7:01:13 PM
#1
Lol
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