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TopicI'm going to a nude beach swinger party this weekend
CarefreeDude
07/21/18 11:12:51 AM
#15
Mead posted...
That sounds fun Im gonna look for groups of nerds to do Zapdos raids


If it makes you feel better I'm also doing Zapdos raids
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TopicI'm still pathetic. It's been years and I still can't move on I guess.
CarefreeDude
07/20/18 6:00:48 PM
#11
Sounds like she wasn't in to you. What has she accomplished since then? What have you accomplished since then? What about you makes you a good mate for her or anyone? What value can to add to anyone's life?

Ask yourself these questions. If you don't like the answer, go accomplish some things and make something of yourself and then ask yourself these questions again.
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Topica guy in our office died. had a TON of porn on his work computer, ok?
CarefreeDude
07/20/18 4:42:54 PM
#19
Would have been a more interesting story if you said they found nude photos/videos of your coworkers that he had stolen off their phones while at work.
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TopicI'm going to a nude beach swinger party this weekend
CarefreeDude
07/20/18 2:27:09 PM
#8
PK_Spam posted...
Are you actually going to swing, or just to point and laugh with a half chub?


IF we find any people who strike our fancy there will be some fun involved
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TopicI'm going to a nude beach swinger party this weekend
CarefreeDude
07/20/18 2:00:44 PM
#4
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
are you going to take pictures like the nude bike ride?


I might take some, but it'll probably be a bad idea to post them here.

Then again, my moderation history is clear....

Nah, i won't do it this time.
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TopicSwitch, PC, PS4, XBone, Mobile
CarefreeDude
07/20/18 1:25:28 PM
#7
PC, because I built a new gaming PC this year. After that it would be PS4 and switch
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TopicI'm going to a nude beach swinger party this weekend
CarefreeDude
07/20/18 1:23:55 PM
#1
It's gonna be a fun time. Gotta make sure I bring lots of sunscreen
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TopicHow many sexual partners have you had this year?
CarefreeDude
07/19/18 7:06:43 PM
#71
green dragon posted...
CarefreeDude posted...
green dragon posted...
3

Damn I got bitches

Wifey
Girlfriend and
Mistress


Huh i didn't know you were married. Is she as fit as you are?

Nah, I'm not married, yet I'm actually engaged though. Wedding happens in winter.

And what I posted was from a Kendrick lamaar song haha


Oh, lol well congratulations on the engagement! IS she as fit as you are? Got a photographer?
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TopicWould you date a hot woman who refused to let you play video games?
CarefreeDude
07/19/18 6:26:56 PM
#48
See, you guys assume you can just play games when she's not around, but if you marry her, she will ALWAYS be around. Well usually at least, she may go see her friends and other lovers occasionally.
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TopicHow many sexual partners have you had this year?
CarefreeDude
07/19/18 6:09:00 PM
#68
green dragon posted...
3

Damn I got bitches

Wifey
Girlfriend and
Mistress


Huh i didn't know you were married. Is she as fit as you are?
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TopicHow many sexual partners have you had this year?
CarefreeDude
07/19/18 2:10:28 PM
#64
wwinterj25 posted...
Sometimes I wish I was bi because I'd have definitely got some booty by now if I was.


Don't know till ya try
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TopicWould you date a hot woman who refused to let you play video games?
CarefreeDude
07/18/18 6:37:34 PM
#13
I'd say no. I already have issues where my wife is very anti videogame and hates that I play them.

(before you ask, she hates video games because they've turned her brothers into mindless fat losers due to gaming addiction)
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TopicThe USPS is so fucking stupid and wasteful
CarefreeDude
07/18/18 6:36:19 PM
#9
hey I also just got a 23 and me kit
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TopicHow many sexual partners have you had this year?
CarefreeDude
07/18/18 5:45:03 PM
#52
Zangulus posted...
CarefreeDude posted...
Moonjay posted...
Zang is suggesting that I was a different person during my psychotic break, so therefore he may have been with two people last year. :P


Ehhh, that's a stretch. But, he can count it as he wants.


There was some stretching involved...


giggity
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TopicHow many sexual partners have you had this year?
CarefreeDude
07/18/18 4:27:10 PM
#47
Moonjay posted...
Zang is suggesting that I was a different person during my psychotic break, so therefore he may have been with two people last year. :P


Ehhh, that's a stretch. But, he can count it as he wants.
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TopicHow many sexual partners have you had this year?
CarefreeDude
07/18/18 4:25:27 PM
#45
Zangulus posted...
CarefreeDude posted...
Zangulus posted...
Are we talking calendar year, if so which calendar? Fiscal year? Rolling 12 months?


I'm talking calendar year, but would your number be different in any of the above?


Follow up question: Do psychotic breaks count?


I'm not honestly sure what you mean by this. I guess anything you've done in any state of mind counts?
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TopicHow many sexual partners have you had this year?
CarefreeDude
07/18/18 4:21:29 PM
#43
Zangulus posted...
Are we talking calendar year, if so which calendar? Fiscal year? Rolling 12 months?


I'm talking calendar year, but would your number be different in any of the above?
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TopicHow many sexual partners have you had this year?
CarefreeDude
07/18/18 4:20:19 PM
#40
DrYuya posted...
I'm married so zero. She be gross nowadays but I'm not a cheater


That's so sad :(
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TopicHow many sexual partners have you had this year?
CarefreeDude
07/18/18 2:44:29 PM
#12
EclairReturns posted...
CarefreeDude posted...
change that


You act as though it's even a possibility for someone as shy and mentally unstable such as myself. Not to mention I still live with my parents...


The only one stopping you from creating relationships with others is yourself.
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TopicHow many sexual partners have you had this year?
CarefreeDude
07/18/18 2:30:47 PM
#7
EclairReturns posted...
Zero, just like every year before that.


It's not too late to change that
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TopicHow many sexual partners have you had this year?
CarefreeDude
07/18/18 2:20:54 PM
#1
Just curious.
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TopicHere's a Video of a 33 y/o GAMEFAQS USER..Is He Cool???
CarefreeDude
07/18/18 1:57:52 PM
#7
Jen0125 posted...
JTekashiro posted...
Contrary to what some people will say, nobody posting here is or has ever been cool.


Maybe you're not. There are lot of normal people that post here.


Yeah Jen is a pretty cool dude who doesn't afraid of nothing
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TopicHalf asian girl with freckles, a long slender neck, and pouty lips
CarefreeDude
07/18/18 1:11:37 PM
#17
are asian gingers a thing?
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TopicNo love for Octopath? It releases in like an hour and 15 mins (theoretically)
CarefreeDude
07/18/18 1:01:31 PM
#54
I went ahead and gave the demo another shot, and ended up having a lot of fun with it so I bought the game. Hopefully i won't regret this decision.

I just wish I could get rid of that crappy bloom/blur effect
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TopicTrump is a traitor to his own country.
CarefreeDude
07/17/18 8:16:39 PM
#106
So many outrageous things happen in the world of american politics that it's hard to keep up with it all.
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TopicI saw nipples and butthole tonight.
CarefreeDude
07/17/18 8:11:17 PM
#14
I licked nipples and a butthole last night
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TopicWhat is snapchat?
CarefreeDude
07/17/18 8:08:58 PM
#2
Snapchat is what you used to do to get girls who were shy about their body to send you nude photos of themselves because they foolishly believed the pictures couldn't be saved.

now.... It's where tweenagers send friends pictures with stupid filters and dogfaces
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TopicI meet this nice qt on tinder
CarefreeDude
07/16/18 11:43:21 PM
#29
Nomak-54 posted...
ok I'm gonna say "Is it to early to say we should hang out *heart eyed emoji*" I have such a way with words


That's terrible. Just offer to take her out. Choose a place, day and time.
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TopicSo let's say...
CarefreeDude
07/16/18 8:02:51 PM
#8
"Greetings good sir, I find your appearance quite appealing. Would you like to come to my humble abode so I may have intercourse with your posterior?"
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TopicWow. Amazon's Prime Day crash is affecting my Fire Stick.
CarefreeDude
07/16/18 7:44:04 PM
#30
You guys would laugh your bums off if you knew what caused the issues
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TopicI meet this nice qt on tinder
CarefreeDude
07/16/18 7:43:30 PM
#20
Nomak-54 posted...
CacciatoPart3 posted...
shadowsword87 posted...
CacciatoPart3 posted...
Yo thats p mean fam he just tryna give her the d


We're posting on gamefaqs.gamespot.com we're all weird to some extent or another.

It's not like being weird means you can't get your dick wet, you just don't want to surprise people with it.

Honestly I was just looking for a post to respond to so I could type like him and I picked yours.


wow you're so mean, congratulations I'm proud of you!

CarefreeDude posted...
Nomak-54 posted...
CarefreeDude posted...
Invite her on a date. preferably one that leads for lots of opportunity for communication. Assuming it goes well, invite her to your place. Prior to this though, make sure your place is clean and organized and for the love of god hide the anime sex dolls. And the regular sex dolls. But especially the anime ones. Also learn to cook a dish, and offer to cook for her. girls love that.


do I have to hide my 20+ amiibo collection?


In my experiences, women do not find figurines attractive. But, if she's a nerd she may be into that.


You lie, my amiibo collection is the sexiest thing in the world
but yeah she's a big nerd. She said she swiped right cus I had the nintendo switch in my first pic :v


Well then, feel free to display your Amiibo, just make sure it's in an organized manner.
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Topiclarry frag bet me two tinder sluts mamma mia 2 wil be number one this weekend
CarefreeDude
07/16/18 7:16:39 PM
#4
You have one of the worst gimmicks i've seen around here.
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TopicI meet this nice qt on tinder
CarefreeDude
07/16/18 6:27:21 PM
#12
Lobomoon posted...
Ask her if she's into butt staff.

Also - QT - Quick Time?


cutie
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TopicI meet this nice qt on tinder
CarefreeDude
07/16/18 6:27:07 PM
#11
Nomak-54 posted...
CarefreeDude posted...
Invite her on a date. preferably one that leads for lots of opportunity for communication. Assuming it goes well, invite her to your place. Prior to this though, make sure your place is clean and organized and for the love of god hide the anime sex dolls. And the regular sex dolls. But especially the anime ones. Also learn to cook a dish, and offer to cook for her. girls love that.


do I have to hide my 20+ amiibo collection?


In my experiences, women do not find figurines attractive. But, if she's a nerd she may be into that.
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TopicWhats the most embarrassing date you've ever had?
CarefreeDude
07/16/18 6:16:12 PM
#17
Not really an embarrassing date but...

I was on craigslist, looking for a date. I reached out to this outdoorsy, super fit, adventurous woman. We talk, we hit it off, so I invite her on a first date; to go for a nice long hike in the Oregon wilderness.

I pick her up from her place; She had a backpack full of survival gear with a machete strapped to the side. I thought bringing it along was kind of weird, but my desire to spend some time with this girl clouded my judgement.

We go out into the wilderness, go for a hike. It starts out great at first. A few miles in, we come across a river. We decide to go skinny dipping and had some crazy sex by the river. Afterwards, we are covered in mud and other things, but decide to start heading back.

She decides she doesn't want to get dressed again. She also wants to take a shortcut, insisting she knows the way. This naked woman covered in mud pulls out her machete, and starts hacking away through the brush. Sticks and thorns from blackberries tear at her skin along the way, adding blood to the mixture of things on her body.

We go her way for quite a while. She was growing increasingly frustrated and angry. Finally, I tell her that I think we are going the wrong way, and I was going to go a different way. She objected, but ultimately decided to start following me. I get us back to a highway, and kind of tease her that i was the one that figured it out. She then grabs some nearby roadkill and throws it at me! I was rather pissed about this, but I decided just to get this over with.

We walk along the highway, her still naked, until we get back to my car. only one person drove passed us on the way back. i couldn't even imagine what they thought seeing me being followed by a muddy and bloody naked woman wielding a sword. I tell her she can't get into my car unless she puts her clothes back on. After some arguing, she finally does.

We had a long and awkwardly quiet drive home. I dropped her off at her place, and never spoke to her again.
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TopicI meet this nice qt on tinder
CarefreeDude
07/16/18 6:07:02 PM
#6
Invite her on a date. preferably one that leads for lots of opportunity for communication. Assuming it goes well, invite her to your place. Prior to this though, make sure your place is clean and organized and for the love of god hide the anime sex dolls. And the regular sex dolls. But especially the anime ones. Also learn to cook a dish, and offer to cook for her. girls love that.
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TopicWhat is your favorite movie moment?
CarefreeDude
07/14/18 3:11:54 PM
#1
Mine is when Luke Skywalker threw the sorcerer's stone into the fires of brokeback mountain
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TopicPoll: do you think a blackout drunk man can sexually assault a sober woman?
CarefreeDude
07/13/18 6:18:26 PM
#77
Is it rape if the whole thing happens accidentally? Like if this happened and caused penetration

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TopicPoll: do you think a blackout drunk man can sexually assault a sober woman?
CarefreeDude
07/13/18 4:19:56 PM
#73
I want to say yes, though we also live in a society where a drunk woman could force herself on a guy, and then say he raped her so who knows.

Anyways yes. My answer is yes.
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TopicI'm trying to get into Heavy Rain.
CarefreeDude
07/13/18 4:15:41 PM
#13
honestly you're better off just watching it on youtube, unless you REALLY want to do that weird interactive sex scene
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TopicNo love for Octopath? It releases in like an hour and 15 mins (theoretically)
CarefreeDude
07/13/18 1:44:47 PM
#25
The weird blurry graphics make my head hurt. Otherwise i'd get it, despite the mixed reviews.
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TopicI love all women
CarefreeDude
07/12/18 5:17:11 PM
#13
How about Rosemary West?

Rosemary West
Rosemary and Fred West set up an illicit love shack they called home at 25 Cromwell Street in Gloucester, England. They lured children and young women to their House Of Horrors, tortured and raped them for days, then killed and dismembered their bodies before burying them beneath the house. They also massacred their own daughters, Heather and Charmaine. Both Rosemary and Fred came from abusive families that contributed to the depravity of their sexual tastes. Rosemary was a prostitute and a sadist, and although 10 girls were accounted for, its possibly that up to 20 lost children died at the couples hands.

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TopicI love all women
CarefreeDude
07/12/18 4:59:14 PM
#9
Even Sarah Palin?
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TopicDo you have sex with a different stranger every night?
CarefreeDude
07/12/18 3:28:28 PM
#43
Jen0125 posted...
no. i haven't had sex since i think february.


I don't think i've ever gone that long without
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TopicSarah Palin is OUTRAGED that Sacha Baron Cohen DUPED her for an INTERVIEW!!!
CarefreeDude
07/11/18 12:45:56 PM
#14
Remember when people thought Palin might be president?

Honestly would be better than trump though. Still terrible
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Topicegg whites are so great
CarefreeDude
07/10/18 6:52:45 PM
#31
Krazy_Kirby posted...
so you eat orange peels?
banana peels?


Peels? What? You mean the skins? Why wouldn't you eat the whole fruit? next thing you'll tell me that remove apple skins too or some weird thing
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TopicSo when Thanos did the thing... (spoilers)
CarefreeDude
07/10/18 6:11:36 PM
#1
Think about all the babies that died.

1: random unborn babies probably turned to dust inside their confused moms
2: Pregnant moms dusted, leaving their unborn babies to just plop to the ground and die, or die from not having the parent lifeline
3: Mothers taking care of babies dusted, leaving babies to starve to death if there weren't anyone else around
4: babies in general would have just died from turning to dust
5: babies in vehicles/aircraft likely died if the driver turned to dust
6: All the poor NICU babies in hospitals of all the caretakers turned to dust

So many dead babies
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Topicegg whites are so great
CarefreeDude
07/10/18 5:39:58 PM
#23
Krazy_Kirby posted...
CarefreeDude posted...
Mead posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
CarefreeDude posted...
Why didn't you use the Shell? You're missing out on nutrition


Eggshell is a better source of calcium than supplements.


No one said otherwise

have fun sticking eggshells up your butt though


Your body breaks it down. I've never understood why people hardboil egg then throw away the shell. Eat the shell too! Adds good crunch


you don't understand why people don't eat something that isn't food?


It is food though.
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TopicWhat if mexico became a US state?
CarefreeDude
07/10/18 5:24:02 PM
#18
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
That would mean that they would become tax payers. Then their taxes would pay for the wall.

Would the wall go on the southern border of mexico instead of the northern border? It would make for a much shorter and cheaper wall
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TopicIf Pocahontas and Mary Queen of Scots got into a fight, who would win?
CarefreeDude
07/10/18 4:31:10 PM
#3
ParanoidObsessive posted...
Well, they're both dead, so it would probably be a tie.



I mean assuming they were both alive, and around the same age.
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