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Alex1976 03/23/24 10:07:12 AM #124 | Jimbo Jones: *Referring to Homer* I hear that guy's ass has its own congressman!
--- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
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Alex1976 03/17/24 12:57:38 PM #113 | Man #1: *walking by the Springfield Nuclear Power display* Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastard!
Mindy: Get bent! Man #2: No more Chernobyls! Homer: GO TO HELL! *Throws a brick at Man #2* --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Post lyrics from a song off the top of your head. |
Alex1976 03/15/24 9:10:55 PM #260 | Got a car, gonna push it with my feet now
Gonna take my family out to eat now Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can't be beat now Made from Brontosaurus, baby, not moo-cow --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | $110,000 but you can never pet a cat again |
Alex1976 03/14/24 11:55:35 AM #30 | Fuhgeddaboudit. Love cats, 'nuff said.
--- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Post lyrics from a song off the top of your head. |
Alex1976 03/14/24 9:06:01 AM #254 | I was there
To match my intellect On national TV! Against a plumber, Oh, and an architect, Both with a Ph.D! --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
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Alex1976 03/13/24 11:01:40 PM #106 | Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No. *lie detector buzzes* All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. *ding* Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir. You're free to go. Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. *buzz* A date. *buzz* Dinner with friends. *buzz* Dinner alone. *buzz* Watching TV alone. *buzz* All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. *buzz* Sears catalog. *ding* Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment. *buzz* --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Post lyrics from a song off the top of your head. |
Alex1976 03/13/24 10:31:45 PM #241 | Artificial amateurs aren't at all amazing
Analytically, I assault, animate things --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Have any of you ever been to a Hooters or Twin Peaks restaurant? |
Alex1976 03/11/24 1:16:22 PM #25 | Went to Hooter's a couple of times. It was so-so.
--- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Is it okay to not eat anything for an entire day? |
Alex1976 03/10/24 8:17:05 PM #6 | I've done it a few times, mainly when I don't feel well and my appetite is gone.
--- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. |
Alex1976 03/09/24 1:10:54 PM #10 | I'd buy that for a dollar!
--- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
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Alex1976 03/09/24 10:08:45 AM #98 | Homer: He makes me crazy twelve months of the year. At least you get the summer off.
--- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Have you ever fallen asleep during a movie at the theater? |
Alex1976 03/06/24 7:54:46 AM #45 | Sometimes I nod off and miss a few minutes of the movie.
--- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
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Alex1976 03/06/24 7:52:01 AM #93 | Angry Dad: Oh, what a day. Maybe the headlines will cheer me up. *Headline says "You suck, Angry Dad"* That's opinion, not news!
--- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
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Alex1976 03/01/24 10:05:01 PM #85 | Principal Skinner: (over intercom) Attention all students, this is Principal Skinner. I trust you all remembered to bring in your implements of destruction? Now let's trash this dump!
--- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
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Alex1976 02/28/24 9:29:47 PM #82 | Bart: Milhouse, I hold in this hand Denis Leary's cell phone, and in this hand, the phone numbers of bars around the world. Let's start with Hawaii. *Dials*
Hawaiian bartender: Aloha. Bart: Aloha to you. I'm looking for Maya, last name Normusbut. Hawaiian bartender: Hang on, I'll check. Has anyone here seen Maya Normusbut? *Hawaiian barflies laugh, bartender scowls at the receiver. Zoom out from Hawaii, then zoom in on a bar in Australia called Crocodile Drunkee's. The phone rings* Aussie bartender: I got a Drew P. Wiener here. Anybody expecting a Drew P. Wiener? I hold in my hand a Drew P. Wiener. Aussie barfly: Better put it down then, mate! *Uproarious laughter from the barflies, bartender scowls at the phone. Zoom out from Australia, zoom in to a bar in Sweden called Inga-Bar Beerman's. The phone rings* Swedish bartender: Ja? I shall inquire. Is there a Mr. Mifrien-Sergei, first name Olaf? Attention, everyone. Olaf Mifrien-Sergei! *Dry chuckling from the barflies* Wait a minute. If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor. Bart: Ah, the sun never sets on the Bartish empire. --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | You get a free 3-topping pizza. What 3-toppings do you pick? |
Alex1976 02/27/24 12:18:02 PM #63 | Sausage, bacon, and pepperoni.
--- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Have you ever been to court? |
Alex1976 02/25/24 3:10:14 PM #30 | Summoned for jury duty, but wasn't selected.
--- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
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Alex1976 02/25/24 12:49:40 AM #74 | Carvallo: Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo. Now choose a club. *beep* You have chosen a three wood. May I suggest a putter? *beep* Three wood. Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest "feather touch". *beep beep beep* You have entered "power drive". Now, push 7-8-7 to swing. *beep beep beep* Ball is in parking lot. Would you like to play again? *beep* You have selected "no".
--- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | The Critic was ahead of its time |
Alex1976 02/24/24 10:28:49 AM #23 | "Oh, I don't want that."
"MORE POISON? I MEAN, TEA?!" --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Do you remember all of your state initials? |
Alex1976 02/22/24 8:22:00 PM #3 | It's something I should know because I work with USPS.
--- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | You ever been to Disney World? |
Alex1976 02/22/24 1:49:12 PM #12 | Went a few times in high school - Epcot with my school's French club 3 times, and I went to Grad Nite. Haven't been there since then.
--- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
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Alex1976 02/22/24 12:09:33 PM #66 | Instructor: Four out of five, Simpson, very impressive. But you missed your last target.
Bart: (smugly) Did I? (Cut to Springfield Elementary School parking lot - Principal Skinner is standing near a blackened crater where his car once stood) Nelson: Haw-haw! --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Have you ever played Zelda II: The Adventure of Link? |
Alex1976 02/19/24 1:19:49 PM #18 | Played it and completed it long ago.
--- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Replace one letter in a movie title with T. |
Alex1976 02/17/24 10:59:14 PM #221 | Tie Hard
M*A*T*H --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
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Alex1976 02/17/24 10:37:43 PM #51 | Lisa: Aw come on, Bart, not again!
Bart: Aw, where's your sense of humor? *Dials Moe's Tavern* Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart: Hello, is Al there? Moe: Who? Bart: Al. Last name, Coholic. Moe: Let me check. Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic here?! *laughter from the barflies* Wait a minute. Listen, you yellow-bellied rat jackass, I ever find out who you are, I'll kill you! *Slams phone down* --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | President's Day is another holiday I don't understand. |
Alex1976 02/16/24 11:21:23 AM #10 | Ivynn posted...
Was there a time when Washington's and Lincoln's birthdays were separate holidays? I wanna say yes, but I'm not sure.I vaguely remember that being the case back when I was in grade school in northern Chicago (October 1982 - September 1985). --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
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Alex1976 02/15/24 11:18:52 AM #41 | Gabbo: (after Bart turns on the camera) All the kids in Springfield are S.O.B's. (Cut to Kent Brockman, graphic shows Gabbo with caption Gabbo Gaffe)
Kent Brockman: Gabbo's kind of language has no place on or off TV, and that's my two cents. (Graphic of Gabbo fades and disappears) Heh-heh, that ought to hold those S.O.B's. (Graphic of Kent Brockman with caption Brockman In Trouble appears) What the...? --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Replace one letter in a movie title with T. |
Alex1976 02/14/24 11:51:03 AM #213 | The Godfatter
Apocalypse Not The Beastmatter --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Do you have plans for Valentine's Day ? |
Alex1976 02/12/24 7:00:10 PM #34 | Apart from work, got nothing planned.
--- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Replace one letter in a movie title with T. |
Alex1976 02/12/24 6:56:07 PM #209 | Sausage Patty
Pate Rider Dratnet --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
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Alex1976 02/11/24 8:56:58 AM #25 | Angry Dad: This job sure is easy. Now to press this button! *BOOM* Not AGAIN!
Boss: Angry Dad, you're fired. *Angry Dad's head explodes in a mushroom cloud* --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Replace one letter in a movie title with T. |
Alex1976 02/11/24 8:51:34 AM #195 | Tush Hour
Tappy Gilmore The Taterboy --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Replace one letter in a movie title with T. |
Alex1976 02/10/24 5:20:49 PM #182 | Mator League
Tars --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Replace one letter in a movie title with T. |
Alex1976 02/10/24 6:57:18 AM #180 | Tot Gun
Hobbs and Thaw The Task --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
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Alex1976 02/10/24 6:54:23 AM #21 | Jasper: Talking out of turn, that's a paddlin'. Looking out the window, that's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals, that's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe...oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'!
--- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
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Alex1976 02/09/24 7:26:10 PM #18 | Krusty the Clown: Next thing you know, you're some schmuck working in a box factory.
Box factory manager: I heard that. --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Replace one letter in a movie title with T. |
Alex1976 02/09/24 5:53:58 AM #172 | Groundhot Day
--- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
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Alex1976 02/08/24 1:48:00 PM #12 | Inside Homer's mind...
Lenny: Dental plan! Marge: Lisa needs braces! Lenny: Dental plan! Marge: Lisa needs braces! Lenny: Dental plan! Marge: Lisa needs braces! --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Replace one letter in a movie title with T. |
Alex1976 02/08/24 1:43:55 PM #169 | Dangerous Mints
Dante's Teak Volcato Ticker Man --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
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Alex1976 02/07/24 6:32:15 AM #6 | Marge: Ooh look, Homer. The IRS!
Homer: BOOOOOOOOOO!! IRS agent: Ah, boo yourself! --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Replace one letter in a movie title with T. |
Alex1976 02/06/24 8:44:03 PM #160 | Kingtin
Caddystack Teatballs The Great Rate Pint Panther --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Replace one letter in a movie title with T. |
Alex1976 02/06/24 8:12:40 AM #154 | House Patty
Karate Kit --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Replace one letter in a movie title with T. |
Alex1976 02/04/24 8:27:33 PM #147 | The Hills Hate Eyes
Half Bated Treed --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Replace one letter in a movie title with T. |
Alex1976 02/02/24 6:59:19 AM #128 | Quit Show
Maltrats Bullet Trait --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
Topic | Replace one letter in a movie title with T. |
Alex1976 02/01/24 9:16:51 AM #54 | Moonrater
Tie Another Day --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. |
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