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EndOfDiscOne posted...

Not at my office, but I heard about a guy named AcFan87 being accused.

I'm also responsible for The Civil War, both World Wars, The Black Plague incident of the 1300s, the meteor strike that killed the dinosaurs, the Hindenburg disaster, and the sinking of the Titanic.

Ain't I just a stinker?

No because segregation and not interacting with other races in a positive manner worked so great in the past!
Way to go on that progressive equality libs! You wonder why you lost the election and no one takes you seriously.......

Tip for men in the workplace: Smiling and giving a friendly "hello" or "have a nice day" to women is sexual harassment. We live in an era of massive butt-hurt where people are offended over the most trivial shit. Just remember, you are a misogynistic rapist if you have the nerve to say "hello" or "have a nice day" to a woman in your workplace. Expect to fired, ridiculed, and blacklisted from the community.

So.....a subculture of people who get their jollies dressing up in animal costumes is feeling offended by a pizza ad?
#PeopleAreTooEasilyButtHurt

Since we can't ban liberalism in real life could we just ban it from movies/TV/video games?

No it isn't fair.
But I don't ever expect liberals to treat anyone with different views than them fairly.

Hell yes they are

But minorities are the victims in this country.......never are they the victimizer [sarcasm]

LightningAce11 posted...

AcFan87 posted...

LightningAce11 posted...

Liberals made their bed in regards to how they're viewed and treated. They have no one to blame but themselves.

Fixed it for you

Fixed again for you.

Thanks

LightningAce11 posted...

Liberals made their bed in regards to how they're viewed and treated. They have no one to blame but themselves.

Fixed it for you

Now THAT is comedy

Merry Christmas libs

And may God Bless America

SSJGrimReaper posted...

Orcs, ogres, dragons, shapeshifting demons are fine

but a black dude showing up is crossing the line lmao

Yeah because Lord of the Rings and other fantasy films are actual period pieces based on real history.

**sees topic title**

No problem here, carry on everybody.

Unsugarized_Foo posted...

It's just odd. I don't mind a white washed movie that's based in England pre-New World

How did that non-white interracial couple make it without racism doing them off? They were white in the 60s adaptation and had a harder time then the modern-past couple

Liberals have to rewrite history though......so there's that.

PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

AcFan87 posted...

MakoReizei posted...

It's dumb how it's always us vs aliens.

Like, aliens would be racist towards each of their own too.

If you have the PRIVILEGE (key emphasis on that word) of being able to travel across space and have the wisdom not to abuse that privilege, I can guarantee that that race has probably moved past things like greed, war, racism, and all the petty shit that we still have yet to overcome.

They would use it for war and conquest.

I mean why wouldn't they ?

Because we are here, having a conversation, we're not dead and our planet taken over, nor are we enslaved by any alien race. They've been coming for thousands of years to this planet, if their intent was to conquer they would have done so long before now. Just one man's opinion :)

The actual fuck??????

I would raise my kids to respect what the flag stands for, I would not raise kids who kneel during the anthem.

MakoReizei posted...

It's dumb how it's always us vs aliens.

Like, aliens would be racist towards each of their own too.

If you have the PRIVILEGE (key emphasis on that word) of being able to travel across space and have the wisdom not to abuse that privilege, I can guarantee that that race has probably moved past things like greed, war, racism, and all the petty shit that we still have yet to overcome.

Banjo2553 posted...

AcFan87 posted...

Assholes like this make other Christians look bad.

Yep.

In other words, as a Christian myself, I think this guy is full of it. I will not support any "Christian" that says gays should be executed.

Kisai posted...

PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

Like aliens can't be racist themselves ?

"Look at these weirdos, with only two legs."

"Look at those pathetic, savage cavemen with their.....what is it .....smartphones? Bitch, we can travel across outer fucking space and all you can do is play with amusing little childrens' toys like that."

Assholes like this make other Christians look bad.

They probably don't give two shits about a savage, selfish, greedy race who is on the level of cavemen swinging sticks compared to them.

Don't ruin Batman. Who the fuck cares what his political standing is?

More fuel for liberals to codemn white people. One dickbag does something horrible like this, gets punished as he should, but do people leave it at that? No, its blown up to epidemic levels of "See? See? White people are bad".

MrSinclair posted...

I dont read articles and I dont want to be offensive but what is so bad about this? Ifnhe was that mentally challenged did he even know his was happening? And if not at least he was employed.

Really? You just asked what's so bad about abusing a mentally handicapped person if they don't know that they are being abused? That's as sickening as what this dickbag did!

drunkmuggle posted...

wouldn't you say?

I would argue that liberals are. They draw attention to race every chance they get

Mal_Fet posted...

CrimsonRage posted...

Yet defends them a lot in ways he'd never defend communists,

I don't defend Nazis. I defend people who aren't Nazis from the accusations of being a Nazi by psycho leftists who think everyone who doesn't agree with their politics is a Nazi.

Keep doing that TC. The only thing in this country that deserves militant resistance is liberalism.

Trying to recruit more students into your Hitler youth, libs?

Liberals and professors are so fucking stupid.
Hard work is something to be embraced, to be commended. It builds and strengthens character.
But, a lazy society is a more compliant and easily brainwashed society isn't it you liberal nazi nutsacks?

Phantom_Nook posted...

AcFan87 posted...

Nazis literally aren't marching on our streets.

Charlottesville.
More than once.

Yeah no. The Nazis are the ones who can't accept the election results, try to silence opinions they don't like or want to hear, impede emergency vehicles, set businesses on fire, assault people.
In other words, the left

Offworlder1 posted...

@AcFan87

I already have two women worth keeping around, my girlfriend and our mistress who have proven loyal but know I have no intention of getting married with how things still are.

Doesnt make our relationship any less meaningful, lots of men are not getting married but most atill value a relationship.

I am glad that you have two loyal women :)

Nazis literally aren't marching on our streets.

Offworlder1 posted...

Make marriage worthwhile for men and more might get married, kill off this man hating bs that is modern feminism, have women bring something to the table besides a vagina and entitlement.

I rather keep dating my ladies and have all the benefits of a good relationship without the risk of being royally fucked by the divorce courts.

Look for women overseas. Much higher quality and there are countries that haven't developed the cancerous ulcer called feminism

Gee I wonder why, could it be that the cancer called feminism that has turned women into raving, psychotic, man-hating, materialistic princess bitches has turned men in America off of marriage or caused them to look overseas for a better quality woman?

Yeah I think that's it.

Who the fuck cares if a woman doesn't get married? She has to earn that now.

I am very sorry to hear that :(
Condolences to you and your friend's family.

Tryhaptaward posted...

Life sentence when they can knowingly still infect others while in prison?

But then they would be treated like criminals. We can't hurt their feelings, its the liberal way

Neoconkers posted...

When you're watching Rick and Morty, just remember that it's not like other tv shows. Their plotlines are incredibly subtle, almost to the point where you have to have a complete grasp of theoretical physics to even remotely understand them. I remember watching an episode in S1 (though I can't remember what it was), where I thought the jokes were absolute bollocks during the watching. Then, I read the wikipedia article on Nietzche, and all of a sudden the episode had an entirely new meaning. It was insane the way Dan Harmon's masterpiece could just become something so different when you take a look into the jokes.

Another thing you should note about Rick and Morty is that it's easy to get a headache watching them. Not because it's a bad show, but because of how many ideas their jokes are riddled with and how complex they are. Soon enough your head will fill to the brim and the rest will just sound like noise to you. Just turn it off and give it a watch the next day.

If you don't like the jokes, you'll definitely at least enjoy reading through the synopses, and picking apart the plots themselves and all of the deep philosophical messages that go into making it the complexity that it is.

I farted in an elevator once and blamed on an old lady. It was epic.

Feline_Heart posted...

@AcFan87 posted...

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I4NRulez posted...

Rick and Morty fans are the worst

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

That has got to be the most pretentious thing I have ever read

This really causes me extreme chagrin, quite immensely indeed, when some wise guy posts some obviously satirical copypasta and can't help but "cringe" at it. Au contraire, it is perhaps the inevitable outcome of your inchoate minds (sub 140 iq, I'd wager a Drachma on it, cute) not being able to detect obvious sarcasm. Yes, I'm talking about the Rick and Morty "copypasta", you ingrates.

"philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance"

This is pure twaddle. And yet it managed to fool you? Have you even read La Conqute du Pain, you over-inflated mediocrity?

"the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens."

This should have given it away to anyone with half a properly-firing synapse in their brain (that's a concept in neuroscience, something which I understand better than many college professors, incidentally), but clearly these Untermenschen do not fall into the aforementioned Predicament (a reference to philosophy, something I have educated myself immensely in through my consumption of Rick and Morty).
What is the Noumenon here, the referent to which we are all referring? Why, it is nothing more than an impersonation of an idiot, made by an idiot, for other idiots to read and smirk amongsteth themselves, thinking themselves clever; but little do they know, that when one comes into the arena with Knowledge as their Gladius (Latin for sword, feeble-minded ones) they can cut through such foolishness like a Plumbus through margarine.
Clearly, you are not wise, for if you were, you would not have risked inflaming my wrath. Clearly, you are not knowledgeable, for if you were, you would have been aware of the utter inanity of discerning any connection between "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" and , which I have read in the original Russian, naturally, which really helps one appreciate the playfulness of the masterful prose.
Farewell, fools.

I watch South Park. That is my answer to your post :P

Delirious_Beard posted...

AcFan87 posted...

Delirious_Beard posted...

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I4NRulez posted...

Rick and Morty fans are the worst

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

That has got to be the most pretentious thing I have ever read

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Basement dweller detected

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Really? That's the best comeback you have? I'm insulted more by that.

darkprince45 posted...

Fuck California, garbage state needs to leave the country

That'll last about 2 minutes, their economy will collapse and then they'll come crying back to be let into the US again because we have resources they will need. Dismantling the liberal government there is what needs to happen, and after this HIV thing, SHOULD happen.

Delirious_Beard posted...

AcFan87 posted...

Looked gf posted...

I4NRulez posted...

Rick and Morty fans are the worst

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

That has got to be the most pretentious thing I have ever read

low iq detected

Basement dweller detected

Offworlder1 posted...

@AcFan87

This is why I hate many liberals, they care more about feelings then facts, public safety, rights, and that sometimes nothing can be done.

I used to be middle of the road leaning slightly left back, then I went completely conservative once I really looked at some of the insane shit liberals pushed and the PC shit that is now infecting the US.

I think they have now crossed a line. As another poster said, this is how epidemics start. But, you know, as long as liberal laws and ideology is enforced, who cares about public safety right? What if another state needs blood and Liberafornia sends them blood that's contaminated? Then that state sends it to another? And another?

Looked gf posted...

I4NRulez posted...

Rick and Morty fans are the worst

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

That has got to be the most pretentious thing I have ever read

Feline_Heart posted...

AcFan87 posted...

PancreasPirate posted...

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DezCaughtIt posted...

Imagine letting a meme sauce take over your life like this

If you're a hipster you don't have much else going for you.

Bruh hipsters are the ones hating on Rick and Morty.

Hipsters are that show's audience

No, it's mainstream now

How conformist

PancreasPirate posted...

AcFan87 posted...

DezCaughtIt posted...

Imagine letting a meme sauce take over your life like this

If you're a hipster you don't have much else going for you.

Bruh hipsters are the ones hating on Rick and Morty.

Hipsters are that show's audience

Offworlder1 posted...

I really hope that the redcross starts to hardcore screen all blood donated now in California for HIV and AIDs, if they dont I think people need to demand they do or it will be a threat to public safety.

No one infected should be donating or allowed to donate blood, I dont give a fuck if they get feelings hurt, the public should NOT be put at risk of a deadly disease because of shit kicking idiots with power in California.

A worldwide issue can happen if the redcross does not handle this fucking shit, this is how an epidemic spreads.

Yeah but don't tell liberals that. As long as their agenda and ideology is enforced, the world can burn for all they care. And they would be the ones fiddling while it does.

DezCaughtIt posted...

Imagine letting a meme sauce take over your life like this

If you're a hipster you don't have much else going for you.

Dblade3k posted...

At my local participating McDs, they let everyone wait in line till 2 then decided to tell people they never got their shipment. As I was walking out an employee came up to me in the parking lot. Offered to sell me a package for $50.

Do we really live in a world where a fucking condiment based off a damn cartoon is being scalped?
My faith in the future of humanity has gone down 10 points.

Offworlder1 posted...

@AcFan87

Things like this is why I turned into a conservative, the liberals are making way to make stupid and deadly to the public decisions.

All gun owners want harsh penalties to people who abuse firearms, but if you knowingly spread HIV you get a slap on the wrist thanks to liberals.

Now I will always be paranoid as fuck if I ever need blood cause I will now have to wonder if some fuck bag infected the supply with HIV.

A valid paranoia. I'd be nervous too.