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Colorahdo posted...

I hope Rey turns to the dark side, like a "what if" version of the original trilogy

I really want this to be a story that has ultimate betrayal on both sides and we get a complex turning to the dark side like the prequels were supposed to be, juxtaposed with a redemption tale for Kylo.
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Turtlebread posted...

just hire your local italian mafia to sort them out

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Maybe in 150 years if we all inbreed and mix together like most nations
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Drake and Josh
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Race: Half black half white
Ethnicity: hispanic
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If I'm shitting and also want to piss, when I piss I'll tuck it in. If I'm not pissing, my balls just rest on the lid. Apparently that's not normal? Or was the question asking if I wait and piss standing up?
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Post
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BootyGif posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

killed one of your relatives

no

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Bruised anus
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Learn to lucid dream and only dream about goats and cow pastures from now on
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Honest Suka 13
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*super kicks next user*
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This topic is gold
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Nerd
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No one gives a shit
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C7D posted...

1st Peter 5:7

Expected this to be something sexist / racist etc.

Was pleasantly surprised
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Turn him in
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Here's a fun time:

English - Germany
Spanish- Alemania
Russian - Germania (with a hard G like girl)

English - German
Spanish - Aleman
Russian - Nemets
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Baseball live is fun. On tv, boring. Basketball is always fun. Football is always fun. Fuck soccer
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I am wrong about the word "German" not being latin. It is. I just assumed it wasn't because Romance languages call Germany different varieties of "Allemagne".
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NibeIungsnarf posted...

2SweetforTurtle posted...

That other guy is wrong. Allemagne/Alemania is the latin. What we use comes from the Shakespear era. IIRC at that time people called them Allemagnes in English and someone wrote a book where they called them Germans instead and it just became commonplace until the country was formed like 300 years later.

Did you forget to change to your Complete_Idi0t account?

The Roman empire had a province in modern day Germany called Germania 1500 years before Shakespeare.

Lmfao, no I'm not wrong.

In English, the word "German" is first attested in 1520, replacing earlier uses of Almain, Alman and Dutch...
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The English term Germans is only attested from the mid-16th century, based on the classical Latin term Germani used by Julius Caesar and later Tacitus. It gradually replaced Dutch and Almains, the latter becoming mostly obsolete by the early 18th century

From two wiki articles (haha wiki is my source).

I said from Shakespear era as in mid 16th century.

Yes the term comes from much earlier, but I was specifically talking about the English use.
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teepan95 posted...

weapon_d00d816 posted...

NibeIungsnarf posted...

In German, Germany is called Deutschland.


How did they get that one so wrong?

One name is of Germanic origin, one is of Latin origin. We use the Latin rooted name in English.

So where does the name 'Allemagne'/'Alemania' etc stem from? It's different to both.

That other guy is wrong. Allemagne/Alemania is the latin. What we use comes from the Shakespear era. IIRC at that time people called them Allemains in English and someone wrote a book where they called them Germans instead and it just became commonplace until the country was formed like 300 years later.
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Force Unleashed 2
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assassinCrash posted...

Kaname_Madoka posted...

because the 3 other walls are the left right and back.

sauce: stagehand

What about up and down?

Literally aren't walls
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So I was waiting for an uber with my friend and then this cute girl joined in on roasting my friend. My friend could immediately tell I liked her and gave me the look, but I was like "nah dude let's just go to chipotle" and so we left and he made fun of me because I didn't get her number. About a week later I was sitting in class and this girl in front of me caught my attention with the way she had her legs crossed. Then it hit me. She was the same girl, only this time she was wearing glasses (and wasn't wearing makeup or a beanie). Realizing it was her and still thinking she was beautiful, I told my friend and he was like "OH SHIT IT IS HER!"

Got her number a few days later. Also friend failed to mention that he had met her at a volunteer event and already had her number because he wanted her to draw him a tattoo. Lol

Anyways here we are a few years later, and I married her.
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A billion in Georgia!? Pretty sure land is cheap there so I can make that work
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Lightsasori posted...

It's done where the action scene is done in one shot, though I heard that it wasn't which is pretty damn impressive on the editing team for the most part.

I feel like that's not that hard considering they shot it in less frames and sped it up to look fluid. At least that's what I think they did. It explains the difference from the scene right after it.
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That's too much. If it were 1 million per day that I'd stay there, I'd stay 1 day. That's the only deal I'd make

scorpion41 posted...

Procure weapons on site?

Lmfao
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Iconic? Not really. Awesome? Definitely
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CrimsonRage posted...

Abridged version

LMFAO

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3sweet fkrf ghrtle

(Edit): was done on iPhone
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D. Not trying to find a partner is almost always just as viable an option. As long as you don't sit around at home eating doritos and drinking mountain dew while expecting a wonan to fall on your lap, and actually go out with friends and have a social life, and meet people, there'll eventually be someone that comes across that works.

I had one girlfriend ever, and it took a year of courting, getting into the friendzone, and then out of it for her to start liking me. After that failed I continued trying to find a girl and never did.

Years later I was at a mall with my friend. I started roasting him and this girl joined in for no reason. It was funny, and I got her number. Long story short, we're married now.
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Literally the GOAT
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https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/marvelcinematicuniverse/images/8/82/Hydra_logo.png/revision/20150524063701
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Naked > Solid > Venom > Liquid

I'm going to assume Solidus is bottom tier
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Patchwork posted...

darkprince45 posted...

Irony posted...

Maybe in noncombat roles with no deployment

Then what's the point? Every soldier should be combat ready

Lololololololololol

If you were in the military, you'd know every soldier is most certainly NOT combat ready.

If you knew English, you'd know that "should" implies that it's not always the case.
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2:30 has me dying
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Gamer99z posted...

Yes because it was her most recent album that had her first good songs. Style is by far the best thing she's ever made, followed by Wildest Dreams and Blank Space.

Nah. Style is mediocre at best. The rest if the song doesn't live up to the awesome opening. I'd put I Knew You Were Trouble, Shake it Off, Blank Space and Wildest Dreams over it all in that order from best to worst. I'd sprinkle You Belong With Me somewhere in there too.

YourDrunkFather posted...

Straight dudes who listen to shit like Taylor Swift are fucking weird to me

They really shouldn't be. We're just not afraid to listen to fun music. I used to think the same way, but in my experience, girls like it when guys like the same music as them and dancing and so on. Tbh an ex of mine got me into Tay-Tay, and my wife liked it when we were first dating and Shake it Off came on and I knew all the words.

Tl;dr: it's gotten me laid, so whatever
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I quit soda cold turkey three years ago, and only drink it once every three or four months. The longest I've gone without it is easily 6-7 months. Other than that I hydrate like a motherfucker since I work out every day and since I don't lead work outs, I never know when we're going to do cardio.

Anyways, your stomach is a bitch. That shit doesn't happen to me, and I still love soda. The only difference is that I don't crave it anymore.
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I always pity the people who say that Taco Bell affects their butt holes. The only time I've had spicy shits was when I ate ghost pepper wings and that's obviously not from taco bell
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That's a nice pizza. I'm going to have to try it out sometime.

My friend likes ground beef and onion. I liked pepperoni and bacon. So we started putting all four on our pizzas and that's pretty good.

Every now and then I grab a white sauce, chicken, spinach, onion and with parmigiana spinkled on top
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Better than listening to Nickelback.
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I sometimes flush mid shit if it smells too bad
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