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TopicFuck cheese.
AltyMcAltface
02/17/22 6:45:54 PM
#11
MabusIncarnate posted...
What's your favorite kind to fuck? Swiss? It already has the holes.
this guy fucks cheese

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TopicJust slayed so much beaver in AC3....
AltyMcAltface
02/17/22 6:41:32 PM
#5
Connor the Beaver Slayer

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TopicThere's so much god damn blood in me and it pisses me off
AltyMcAltface
02/17/22 6:39:52 PM
#12
donate some of it

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TopicMy work banned gamefaqs.gamespot.com
AltyMcAltface
02/17/22 5:51:32 PM
#20
gamefaqs.gamespot.com is BANNED

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TopicHow does Jeff Bezos find the time to lift weights?
AltyMcAltface
02/17/22 3:51:58 PM
#5
he doesn't, he just goes through a series of employees he has get themselves jacked on the Insanoflex and then steals their muscles for himself

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TopicGoogle implementing huge privacy changes, similar to Apple
AltyMcAltface
02/17/22 1:49:12 PM
#2
lmao get fucked, Zuck

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TopicWTF does Jason Blaha wear on his shirt?
AltyMcAltface
02/17/22 1:36:08 PM
#11
*googles who Jason Blaha is*

hes a youtuber who claims to be an ex marine, soldier of fortune (mercenary), a black belt in two secret arts, and a former champion bodybuilder, among other things.

all of his claims have been exposed as lies and delussions, the man is a pathological liar and clearly has mental problems. also his physical condition is pathetic, he is an overweight weak and unhealthy man who promotes himself as a fitness guru.

his lies and outlandish claims have earned him the status of internet pariah.
however he does have a lot of followers, people who come from very uneducated backgrounds and identify with him.

shiggy diggy

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TopicI don't think CE users are on the path to self actualization
AltyMcAltface
02/17/22 1:31:25 PM
#4
televigilante posted...
America's top scientist, COVxy, submits to lowly amateur game designer, televigilante: i.imgur.com/84qpwYx.png
https://i.imgur.com/84qpwYx.png
lmfaoooooooo

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TopicGuy cheap drop kicks Arnold Schwarzenegger for.. ..some reason.
AltyMcAltface
02/17/22 12:15:04 PM
#3
lol what a girlie man

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TopicBaked Bean
AltyMcAltface
02/17/22 11:58:43 AM
#3
lol dank

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TopicDenmark's numbers are skyrocketing after lifting restrictions a week ahead of us
AltyMcAltface
02/17/22 11:56:54 AM
#23
realnifty1 posted...
The risk of death you mean. Data for long term chronic complications are still all over the place.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/3/AAALU-AACPmD.jpg

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TopicmRNA vaccines are more effective at stopping covid than natural immunity
AltyMcAltface
02/17/22 11:55:17 AM
#27
gee, so you mean the vaccines that were produced for the express exact purpose of protecting you from catching covid works better at protecting you from catching covid than catching covid does?

WHO'D A THUNK

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TopicWhat music genre do you most associate with the 90s
AltyMcAltface
02/17/22 11:44:21 AM
#2
pop rock

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TopicWill avocados be the next big money maker?
AltyMcAltface
02/17/22 10:59:32 AM
#3
buy the dip

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TopicDenmark's numbers are skyrocketing after lifting restrictions a week ahead of us
AltyMcAltface
02/17/22 10:58:23 AM
#6
gee, no shit, you mean like the same exact fucking thing that happened last time mandates and restrictions were lifted?

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TopicC/D: Game of Thrones bros in the 2010's were as annoying as crypto bros today
AltyMcAltface
02/17/22 12:38:25 AM
#7
wat

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TopicDamn this is the reddest shit I ever ate
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 7:53:32 PM
#13
and tomorrow morning you're gonna shit the reddest shit you've ever shat

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TopicI officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me.
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 7:49:40 PM
#200
aaaaaaaaand he's gone

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TopicI officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me.
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 7:30:46 PM
#196
onedarksoul posted...
The vaccine according to data is most useful for people above 50 y/o. Those are the people most at risk.
this doesn't answer any of my questions

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TopicI officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me.
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 7:25:26 PM
#189
onedarksoul posted...
So what does a person do once they've been vaccinated and still contract covid? Get vaccinated again?
do you understand that no vaccine in the history of vaccines have been 100% effective, that that's not how vaccines work, and that just because something isn't 100% effective doesn't mean it's completely useless?

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TopicPeople who say "I'm socially liberal BUT fiscally conservative"
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 7:19:25 PM
#17
"i say i'm for progressive policies which will address social issues but i don't want funding to be approved for any of them and also i'm against reforming the structures and institutions that caused them in the first place"

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TopicI officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me.
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 5:58:23 PM
#173
onedarksoul posted...
Some people are off the rails, true, and may have been radicalized, but the core of their intentions is probably good. The fact is if you let the govt push you into nonsense, they will keep going until you stop them. Fedgov has repeatedly brought up the idea of making air travel within the U.S. vaccine mandated as an example. Why haven't they? Because of pushback. Just look at what Brandon tried to do with small businesses over 100 people, and all federal employees.
lmfao this cat really unironically calling Biden Brandon looooooooooooooool

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TopicI officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me.
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 1:54:49 PM
#84
Gobstoppers12 posted...
A lot of what I've said has been born of being swept up in the political fervor of 2016.
so..... "heated MAGA moments"?

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TopicI officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me.
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 1:27:10 PM
#70
Esrac posted...
thinking how mad he mad some people was funny
why is that funny though? people are 100% justified at being mad at him

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TopicFascism in America seems more likely every day.
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 1:19:37 PM
#2
likely? it's happening already

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TopicI forgot how damn fun Fallout 4 is
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 12:50:10 PM
#11
masterpug53 posted...
As much as I loved settlement-building, I'm loathe to give anyone a hard time for hating it, because the game is ass at selling you on the concept if you weren't already gung-ho for it. Little to no gameplay rewards, strongly insisting that you kill the pace of the opening act to trudge back to the starting point and build beds, crops and turrets for a pack of unlikeable NPCs who can't be arsed to do it themselves, Preston locking you into a mind-numbing endless cycle of radiant settlement quests, etc.
oh don't get me wrong, the actual game mechanics for the settlements were absolute shit, yeah, like why the fuck do you even have to build turrets and why do they let you encircle the entire thing with a wall if you still have to go there personally every time it's attacked and if enemies can just spawn inside the wall. and FUCK Preston. but the act of building itself was really fun, if you got creative with it, and didn't just put up the minimum necessary stuff for supply lines and keeping the settlers happy and stuff.

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TopicI forgot how damn fun Fallout 4 is
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 12:38:52 PM
#8
the game itself was enjoyable enough even if it had a lot of suboptimal aspects. i loved the settlement building though. i got mods for it, i got good with manipulating placement and stuff with console commands, so i went all-out with it. built up The Castle to house a secure testing facility for that transporter thing, built a historically inspired abbey at Abernathy Farms, built a Minuteman embassy to the BoS at Boston Airport, though i never finished the latter two. i had plans for more stuff too that i never got to, like a Minuteman airship to rival the Prydwen, the MMS Paul Revere, and an airdocking station to house it at Finch Farms, a casino resort at The Slog, and a multi-skyscraper teaching hospital complex on Spectacle Island.

it really pains me when people say they hated the settlement building, and then you ask what they built with it and all they did was farming shantytowns. it's like, no, the settlement building didn't suck, it's just your imagination that sucked.

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TopicBob Saget's family seeks to block release of autopsy records
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 12:17:29 PM
#19
lmfao @ some people in this topic

"these people don't want pictures of their loved one's dead body put on display for all to see, something fishy MUST be going on!"

i bet it's the same kind of people who look up cartel torture videos and shit

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Topic*state ending mask mandate * *covid rates shoot back up day before date*
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 11:50:06 AM
#2
and they're gonna shoot up even more now. just exactly the same thing that happened the last time mandates were rolled back. and just like last time, i'm still gonna be wearing my mask.

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Topicgrowing frustrated with YouTube randomly pausing....
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 11:48:59 AM
#13
this hasn't happened to me, either on my PC or my phone

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TopicI feel like this 'Metaverse' shit needs to be stomped on,
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 11:47:31 AM
#18
you can't kill The Meta
The Meta will live on

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TopicWhich tactics has the better story? FFT or Tactics Ogre: LUCT?
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 11:39:37 AM
#6
Tactics Ogre by a wide margin. one of the best political intrigue stories in gaming ever. i'll never forgot the Baramus Massacre.

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TopicGames people were hyped for but they sucked?
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 11:23:46 AM
#17
cyberflunk

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TopicWhy do some people glamorize welfare?
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 10:50:14 AM
#16
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Because people assume if you're getting some help like food stamps or heating assistance it means you're also getting free healthcare, free housing, free phone, free car, free car insurance, free gas, and a leprechaun comes around once a week and gives you 1000 dollars in 20s.

Are there people who will milk the system and try to get every penny they can out of it? Sure. Are there people who get food stamps and sell them for cigarette money? Yeah. But probably not as many as a certain party would have you think. But I would rather that and try to catch the cheats than just offer no help at all.
you know "food stamps" haven't been a thing for decades now, right? you get an EBT card which functions basically the same as a debit card. you can't sell your EBT card for cigarettes.

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TopicWhy do some people glamorize welfare?
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 10:48:03 AM
#15
Yuuko-Chan posted...
Because its true?
you are weak-minded and gullible

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TopicI officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me.
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 10:40:02 AM
#49
Gobstoppers12 posted...
For example, the strange stance against legal marijuana always confused me. Don't they want to cut down on government regulation?
conservatives haven't been for "government deregulation" for a long time. they are against liberals passing government regulations. when it's something they themselves want though, they have no problem with it. "big government if it's our government." yet they still talk out of both sides of their mouth and still claim they are the party of small government, further underscoring their hypocrisy and their voter base's gullibility and lack of critical thinking skills.

Gobstoppers12 posted...
...but I also think it's dumb to refuse to make a gay wedding cake because who seriously cares that much about it? Why would you die on that hill, in particular?
because they hate homosexuals and view them as subhuman, same as how they view minorities, foreigners, women, liberals, etc. that's literally all there is to it, it's not some great mystery, it's plain as day for anyone who hasn't fallen for conservative rhetoric.

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TopicIt's FabIe with an i not an L!!!
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 1:05:21 AM
#3
whoa

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Topic*Punches wall* HBO Max has been down for over an hour
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 12:17:58 AM
#2
whoa, easy there, Kyle

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TopicFirst movie that comes to mind when you think of 1999
AltyMcAltface
02/16/22 12:04:59 AM
#6
AlCalavicci posted...
The Matrix


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TopicStarted ME1 again as femshep
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 10:40:06 PM
#5
Garrus

just don't, ah... ingest

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TopicIsn't that Return Youtube Dislikes" extension illegal?
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 10:12:33 PM
#11
Strider102 posted...
I've been shitposting for years.
Red Ventures is gonna catch on soon enough and ass blast all those shitposts just watch

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TopicIn your opinion , is the end of the pandemic in sight?
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 10:11:29 PM
#7
it is never going to end, the anti-vaxxer anti-masker anti-mandate anti-science anti-medicine anti-empathy anti-reason crowd have seen to that

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TopicIsn't that Return Youtube Dislikes" extension illegal?
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 10:07:11 PM
#6
is shitposting on gamefaqs.gamespot.com illegal?

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TopicDo you respect people who is willing to die for their beliefs?
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 8:56:53 PM
#15
nope

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TopicDjokovic would rather never play again than be vaccinated
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 8:54:16 PM
#10
lol what a whiny little manchild

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