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TopicNeil Breen in talks with David Lynch to direct a Twin Peaks movie
Garmonbozia
06/18/21 8:22:07 PM
#3
Nifty
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TopicThere is not a better viewing experience than Twin Peaks: The Return
Garmonbozia
05/15/21 12:55:48 AM
#6
Hows Annie?
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TopicBoris Johnson visably shaken when asked basic questions
Garmonbozia
04/30/21 10:23:08 AM
#49
PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Someone around the boards awhile back said that Boris looks like a Black Lodge version of Trump.


The black lodge has standards.

Boris Johnson would scratch his nails to splinters trying to enter the black lodge.
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TopicWhat's the most incomphrensible film you've ever seen? Don't lie.
Garmonbozia
04/23/21 9:24:01 AM
#41
Why does David Lynch keep cropping up?
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TopicEvil Superman is such an overdone concept that I find stories where he's just an
Garmonbozia
04/01/21 8:33:47 AM
#5
Who's Evil Superman?

Do you mean Bizarro? He is the worst. I hate him so much.
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Topic'Oh why is it so busy at work already?'
Garmonbozia
04/01/21 8:32:48 AM
#2
Blame the IT department.

Always blame the IT department.

Even if you are the IT department.

Nobody will know.
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Topic*buys thing on Amazon* "Delivery may be late. Est delivery Apr 8."
Garmonbozia
04/01/21 8:27:48 AM
#3
Play with whatever you like, we won't judge.
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TopicHelp me pick a haircut... again :0
Garmonbozia
04/01/21 8:27:02 AM
#9
lww99 posted...


why does that look so off

Bad Photoshop. That's why.
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TopicHelp me pick a haircut... again :0
Garmonbozia
04/01/21 8:26:11 AM
#8
Don't do it. You would look like my wife's very dim cousin.

He claimed his wallet was stolen 5 times. When he moved house (when his mother sold her house), the next owners found 5 wallets wedged in between the garage and the house.

Amidst hundreds of McDonalds wrappers.

Don't be that guy, please.
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TopicThere are no April Fools jokes this year...
Garmonbozia
04/01/21 8:24:17 AM
#5
Doom_Art posted...
The premier of Ontario is about to announce a province-wide lockdown in a few hours

on fucking April Fools Day



Yet again, COVID-19 is proving inconvenient.
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TopicHow do you like your coffee?
Garmonbozia
04/01/21 8:23:47 AM
#1
April fools. There is no coffee.
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