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What's gonna happen to the baby when Amber realizes everyone still knows she's an abusive psychopath

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Press guide, then y

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DeadBankerDream posted...

Okay, but where's the sucking?

MrKapowski posted...

That movie sucked. It meandered around forever, and it was depressing as fuck.

TheApexPredator posted...

You should probably stick to watching The Fast and Furious movies.

Why? Because this movie was slow and those shitty movies have Fast in the title? No thanks.

YookaLaylee posted...

I thought it was Tarantino's second best movie. I'm glad I saw it in theaters

Yeah it just wasn't for me

Xethuminra posted...

Pitts character

* beats up Bruce Lee
* works for Leonardo
* is a stunt-man
* beats up the Manson Family
* saves Sharon Tate
* fixes a satellite dish
* takes LSD
* owns a pit bull
* gets let go
* turns down the advances of an underage hippie

great film

Don't forget murdering his wife and letting Leonardo treat him like shit

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That movie sucked. It meandered around forever, and it was depressing as fuck.

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What happened to TC leaving CE

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And Half Life 3 in 2050

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Lmao what is that leopard print garage rug

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Dakimakura posted...

I feel like users handle YWS wrong.

Instead of constantly insulting and making fun of him, you should instead try to befriend him then introduce him to like Reddit or discord or something else he can get addicted to then stop coming here.

Or, you know, get him to turn himself in for the sexual assaulted he committed

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Does she leave bowls of piss sitting around?

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Too little too late

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Akshuly here is a picture of the best SNES game



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She found out you're a CCP shill, and you shamelessly rip off one of the worst gimmicks on a dying message board

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Great show, I rewatch it every few years


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New to me, to be clear

https://youtu.be/jdWhJcrrjQs

There's also a version with an orchestra

https://youtu.be/OCJi5hVdiZU

Goddamn

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SaquonDaGod posted...

Im not used to being friends with women, especially not ones that Ive sexually assaulted in the past.

Ftfy

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Aressar posted...

I'd be pretty impressed, as I live on the third floor, and the outside walls aren't exactly scalable.
Then I'd Sparta him back down.

So you're OK with severely injuring, maiming, or killing people as long as a gun isn't used?

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Yet another buttsage flopic

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It's not dad bod any more btw, it's father figure

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Solar_Crimson posted...

Niantic is about to screw us over again, as they're about to revert the range of PokeStops back to how they were pre-pandemic, and dataminers have also found evidence that they're about to introduce some type of subscription service (with the wording on Niantic's official announcement of the PokeStop change implying that the increased range may be available for subscribers).

Oh lordy

Get out while you can

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I remember reading about an old PC game I think, called like I Have No Mouth or something

never played it but the description made my skin crawl

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I see news stories about updates and think "whoa that's kind cool"

Then I reminisce about the fun times playing with my wife and kiddo, all the shinies and shit, seeing which raids we could carry our kiddo through...

Then I remember the rampant cheating, Niantic constantly fucking over the playerbase, the gym shitshow, etc etc etc and I remember why I stopped playing, and go back to being happy I don't play that shit anymore

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This shit was funnier than I remember

When they're storming the tower at the end and Danny Mcbride grabs a guard like he's gonna slit his throat but instead stabs through his body with a fucking mace and says "Shhhhh" lmao

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Nah I'm over Nintendo's bullshit

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Buttsage flopic

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https://youtu.be/XaFJiUSvZOQ

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Duncanwii posted...

Shut up.

Have you ever had a job in your life? Do you have any clue at all what anyone ITT is talking about?

No?

Then take your own advice ffs

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TC's dependence on sweeping generalizations to make his "point" tells me he isn't as smart as he thinks he is.

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In no particular order

Perfect Dark
Animal Crossing GC
NFS Underground GC
HM FoMT
HM64
PMTTYD
ACNH
Diablo 3
Borderlands
Borderlands 2
Borderlands TPS
Borderlands 3
Halo
Halo 2
Oblivion
Fallout 3
Fallout NV
Fallout 4
Fallout 76
Skyrim
Destiny
Destiny 2
GTA SA

I feel like I'm forgetting a few I've put alot of time into, and there's a few games like FH2 and NFS Pro Street that I played alot but I dunno if it was 500 hours alot

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codey posted...

The ultimate insult would be literally throwing my dick at someone

...that sounds like sexual assault

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FortuneCookie posted...

Dumbledore grabs Harry by the shoulders and pushes him against a table. I think that's rather inappropriate for a school's headmaster

You ain't seen nothin yet lol

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The Popo posted...

Ill mark it with spoilers for those who dont want it spoiled

Its super quick. They gave it the Hollywood treatment in the movie. In the book, Harry is believed to be dead after Voldemort hits him with the killing curse in the forest, and they bring him back to the castle. A battle erupts inside, and in the commotion, Harry takes the opportunity to escape under his invisibility cloak. He then reveals himself before everyone, and he and Voldemort have a stare down and a back-and-forth about how each of them will win. Voldemort then goes for the killing curse again, and Harry uses Expelliarmus at the same time. While Voldemort had the Master Wand, the wand saw Harry as his rightful owner. The spell rebounded, hitting Voldemort and killing him once and for all.

I prefer the book to the movie, by far. The movie is a ton of random special effects filler.

Yeah the book was way better


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MachineJaipur posted...

Because you have to spend $76 to actually make tangible progress in the game?

How does this work?

It's not p2w lol

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https://youtu.be/tLrz0vMOhU4


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Remember when Ninja left for Mixer and Twitch responded by using his channel to advertise actual porn?

Twitch fucking sucks.

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Should have happened decades ago

Fuck the NCAA

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EmbraceOfDeath posted...

Do you not know what the word 'but' means?

Yes

But

It's a flawed scenario, 2 contradictory conditions

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MrKapowski posted...

These visuals are getting weird

The stars look like confetti on a black background, and they keep overlaying physical objects

Oh the NASA account said the blue and red dots are pixels burned out from solar radiation

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These visuals are getting weird

The stars look like confetti on a black background, and they keep overlaying physical objects

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How can my body be absolutely perfect in every way if one of my arms isfuckingparalyzed

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The moon looks tiny wtf

Also have they never heard of velcro

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I wonder if Lowes has those fancy drills

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http://www.twitch.tv/nasa

They have it set up that you have to have been a follower for 3 months to chat, so all these people shitposting have been waiting 3 months lmao

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Looks like a MiG-29 or 31

No thanks I only fuck American supermaneuverable fighter aircraft

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Starfield
Diablo 4
I don't think Tunic has a release date, but I've been waiting on it since E3 2018

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