Lurker > LightningAce11

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Better put your dukes up

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DocDelicious posted...

Why did he try to get into his car? Did he have a weapon?

Clearly he was resisting arrest but like...why sign your death warrant and attempt to reach into a car?

Even if he knelt down and had his hands up he would have been shot. When a pig wants to kill, they'll use any excuse and get that vacation.
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Crazyman93 posted...

Nazi Germany. Blatant dollar store Nazi ripoffs are still a stock villian in media. Nazi Germany's experiments also put a complete end to any study of eugenics by taking it to its logical extreme. Among many many other things.

So much of media that is consumed is made in america, and they're never going to portray themselves in a bad light. Hell, even Argo retconned events to make the Americans the main characters who pulled off the missions, not Canada.
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Antifa is just a boogeyman, they're not the massive underground group they're hyped up to be.

At best it's like 10-12 people protesting.
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Sad thing is, Germany admits their past misdeeds and treats their history correctly, but America brainwashes its citizens to believe they have always been the good guys.

Look at how much misinformation history classes have about the civil war in southern schools.
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All of his tweets need to be flagged.
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His big fun announcement for the vest celebration is.... you can choose all the vests, but once a vest is worn on stream it can't be worn the stream right after.

Let's have some variety!
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NinjaPirateDood posted...

Well, he does love his grease,,,

By the by, I just heard that Paul defended Cuties. Is this true? PLEASE tell me this is true! That's, like, platinum dust!

Yup.

https://mobile.twitter.com/LightSydePaul/status/1297271772375650305
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Cops only do thinks when it benefits them. They don't put in any actual effort in helping people that need it.
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darkprince45 posted...

none of that is gonna happen tbh. Wrong as it is for chauvin

This is why the legal system needs a huge overhaul and cops need to stop getting so many protections.
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Republicans have always been bad. Now that it's affecting you directly you realize how bad.
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Hope the cops get thrown in jail for a long time and their pensions removed.
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Apparently phil had a mild stroke, which is why his face droops.
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How did this turn into a duncan topic
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Most of phil's donators only frequent his streams where they get all the lies from him.
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_Squirtle_ posted...

Are police dogs not trained to resist the urge to sniff other dogs or go places their handler doesn't want?

Cops themselves aren't trained properly, why would the dogs be?
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Make a topic about the samandtolki subreddit being shut down.

But the damage was done, Boogie got exposed as a lying manipulator who abuses women.
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That looks amazing.

Holy shit it's right out of the comics.
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Now the vests are business expenses.
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Plus, no company will allow you to work for free. There has to be paperwork, insurance etc.
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Also, the only one gaining in this situation is the employer.

They will never think "Wow! This person is so hardworking and loyal! They deserve a job!"

They'll more than likely be happy to see free labour and give execs more bonuses. There has to be give and take.
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Which of the blue aliens was he?
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Unfortunately, loyalty doesn't matter when the company profits are always put over employees.
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Who is this derek that dsp always replies to and says goodbye?
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Police need much less protections. The job shouldn't be for power hungry maniacs who want to kill people and get away with it.
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Gop needs to be burned to the ground. Everything they do is bad for america.
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Will he get a job now?
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"TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"
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How about this? Racists and bigots need to take mandatory classes on learning about other cultures/ways of life/sexuality and get better beliefs instead of being punched, what about that? Basically wade watts talking to kkk but bigger.
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Pigs can't stop killing people, and pig can't stop defending them.
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Don't worry, there will be a new drama arc soon.

Also, don't give phil money if you want something in return. That's just selfish!
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An it worker who keeps the systems running an updated>an executive who receives bonuses for doing very little.
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Executives don't need millions in bonuses while employees struggle.
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Dude wants to kill for America but not care for his fellow citizens. A true patriot.
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Never heard him talk before, he just sounds like a higher pitched version of his father.
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Which one was it where the guys says "Noooo Chris!" After Hansen walks in?
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Weird how he gets banned for minor reasons but actual bigots and dog whistlers don't.

At least smal gets banned once a day.
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Let's see

- Mentioning Obama as a way to say he isn't racist.

- Does the usual thing of bringing up MLK when he would be one of the people King would dislike.

- Talks about protesting as a bad thing.

These guys are like a dime a dozen. Never been out of their bubble, never had to struggle or be discriminated.
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Did Roar ever come out?
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Thought 4chan would be all over this.
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Always
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Just ask Bezos to donate a few million, it's a drop in the buckef for him.
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FortuneCookie posted...

Those "assistants" probably have him at gunpoint and are forcing him to finish the last book.

Martin would eat the bullet over finishing the book
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Phil's eyes light up, his smile lines become more pronounced, his mouth curls up high when he receives a big donation.

He's happier getting a large tip than he is talking about his marriage to Kat or about his parents.
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People who say that have no idea what it encompasses.
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As far as I can tell, he's one of the most beloved characters.

Shame, since he did open the chamber of secrets and blamed it on poor tom riddle
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Guide posted...

Haha, nah. I think a lot of his base would be scared of him if he spoke beyond their pay grade.

Plus, you have to have some level of mental illness and be morally bankrupt to be his supporter.
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People who benefit from the status quo don't like those who rock the boat. That's why you get hollow recitations of MLK's speeches, telling people "how they should protest" aka be not seen or heard.
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