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TopicJeff Hardy makes me sad
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01/13/23 1:55:43 AM
#2
Dude was driving drunk off his ass - i'm not joining that pity party. rich, and can uber.

Despite all this he lived up to his potential during his ME run, and that's despite his issues as that's what ended his time as champion. A decade ago.

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TopicAdam Sessler insults every gamer on earth, claims he was never actually a gamer
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01/13/23 1:31:17 AM
#74
He's giving me withdrawal vibes.


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TopicFemale cop banged 20% of her police department, got fired.
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01/12/23 10:07:49 PM
#51
Taharqa_ posted...
Man those dudes were down bad if they messed around with that

She might have been a freak - willing to do what their wives wouldn't.

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TopicFemale cop banged 20% of her police department, got fired.
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01/12/23 9:33:36 PM
#41
Hardcore justice.

XXX

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TopicSo, had this up in my bathroom for about a year now...
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01/12/23 5:52:11 PM
#15
You can easilly find it uncensored if you tried. Just covering my ass...and hers. Thought it was obvious i'm not use to using paint. Hehehe

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TopicSo, had this up in my bathroom for about a year now...
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01/12/23 5:40:35 PM
#8
Tappor posted...
Why

Because I believe in efficiency...the toilets right there!

King_Rial posted...
Did you make a topic when that order came in? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Probably someone else. I don't recall talking about it on this board, but memory isn't what it use to be.

Heartomaton posted...
But that is not Nintendo porn sir

Plot twist.

Giant_Aspirin posted...
you have ...... not just nudity .... but cartoon nudity on full display in public areas of your house? oh my.

Mother refers to it as..."naked cartoons"


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TopicSo, had this up in my bathroom for about a year now...
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01/12/23 5:31:06 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/6/AAPQMHAADNpM.jpg

Hello Darkness my old friend...

I've yet to find a fuck to give aside for when kids are in here.

Next, Rosalinass!


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TopicAssault weapons ban in Illinois.
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01/11/23 10:31:38 PM
#21
I hate politics, so i'll just leave it at this...

if people stopped worrying about what color they were maybe we could find a way to stop the shooting deaths? The criminals work together, and we don't.

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TopicRumor WWE has been sold to an SA group.
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01/11/23 7:17:29 AM
#95
That dirty old man was on some light yagami shit.

  • He gets kicked out of his own company in the midst of accusations he fucked/DP'd his secretaries with his bro, and paid them off.
  • His daughter takes a LoA prior to get ahead of the impending gbacklash.
  • His son in law assumes his creative role, and his daughter his chairman/woman status.
  • Vince bides his time like a pokemon for 4 months.
  • Comes back toxic asf whining if you don't let me back in i won't ever sign off on a new tv deal as majority owner.
  • Gets let back in, and sells the company to the saudis as a "fuck you! My toxic ass will do what i want! LMFAO"
  • His daughter fucking quits hours later.
Just as planned. Vince is going senile, but he's one of the most brutal business men in history.

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TopicAssault weapons ban in Illinois.
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01/11/23 7:00:50 AM
#4
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Ok, it's early in the morning, and i'm not functioning all the way - what's your damage?

but the gun nuts on CE told me "assault weapons" is a buzzword and they dont exist???

I didn't wanna kick a hornets nest over it

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TopicAssault weapons ban in Illinois.
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01/11/23 6:54:44 AM
#1
It's gotten to this point, huh? Personally, i'd just give anyone caught buying, or selling that shit unregistered a dime, and be done with it. Looks like another thing that only hurts people buying them legally otherwise.

Really sick of hearing about minors being killed in cross fire in chicago. I know it's a rough place, but did al capone stand for BS like that? On such a scale you could not keep the cops on the take.

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Topic2 Malenias defeated at once on Elden Ring
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01/10/23 9:29:42 AM
#6
That's just amazing.

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Topiclogan paul is threatening to sue coffeezilla
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01/10/23 6:03:11 AM
#55
AceMos posted...
wait what

Something about accusations he wasn't watching his pet pig, but as said hold off on that with canceling. Everything gets thrown at someone when it happens.

Wwe needs to drop him quickly,signing him was the stupidest fucking decision.

He's a trash person who scams people out of money, records fucked up things and is just overall a douche with no regard for other people.

His brother is just as bad

WWE signed him post suicide forest - they knew what they were getting into, and have plenty of PoS on the payroll. Hell, vince just manipulated his way back in the company after the allegations of sexual misconduct.

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Topiclogan paul is threatening to sue coffeezilla
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01/09/23 10:53:55 PM
#51
Damn. Paul is taking Ls left and right. This fucker neglecting his pets now?

Gonna hold off on this because when people geet cancelled theres usually a dog pile of every dumb thing they've done over a decade a go, but you don't really have to do that to ruin this douche

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TopicDid your stance on Joel (Last of Us) ever change?
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01/09/23 1:18:14 PM
#61
g0ldie posted...
sorry about that; I just feel like people know at this point, so it doesn't really matter, but I guess it couldn't hurt to so from now on.

nah, the game supports the placing of the characters really well, if the player is paying attention.

we know Abby and crew are going after Tommy to use him to find Joel, and on his own, Owen finds out where Jackson is and shows it to Abby. she plans to track down a stray patrol for info, buy after Owen tells her how the others are feeling, she goes off alone.

on Ellie's side, we find out from Jesse that Joel and Tommy left early to track down a horde of zombies that were straying too close to Jackson.

on Abby's side again, as she gets close to Jackson, she finds the only group of tracks that should be out there so early - Joel's and Tommy's, so she follows them, and that puts her in the middle of the zombie horde, the one Joel and Tommy were tracking, and the rest is history.

I think some people wanted the "Jackson spy" thing because they wanted Joel to have some kinda action-packed ending, or one where he sacrificed himself to save Ellie, but the one we got is more realistic.


I didn't see it was for action, but rather an uncomfortable build up as you realize why she was out there in the first place. Show, don't tell. Like her looking at a picture of joel, and seething before going to sleep there one night, and screen blacks out.

The story wanted a theme of utilizing perspective to contextualize the motive after the fact, but the story always bothers me for failing to establish abby's motive to ellie properly giving the story an air of misunderstanding which looms, and came to a point during the ellie boss battle, and i believe causing people to rage in hindsight. Years later i respect what they did as they were asking so much of whoever played the game, and it could very well be seen as an accomplishment that players would let abby die there. lol

I am a PC gamer, so keep in mind I watched playthroughs rather than play myself, and it was a recurrence i noticed when seeing the commentary reactions.

That's why i can thank you here for giving me another perspective to consider. Even if i find the execution rushed/contrived. Would just love a reimagining of the story.

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TopicDid your stance on Joel (Last of Us) ever change?
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01/09/23 8:21:02 AM
#54
g0ldie posted...
^ Tommy was the one who had already told Abby their names while they were fighting and saving her from the zombies before they went to the cabin with the others.

it was a means to get her to trust them, by letting her know something about them, and it wouldn't have made sense for Joel to suddenly switch up their names when interacting with the others.

if people are mad about stuff like that, that you can't just lie about who you are when someone else already told them who you are, then idk what to tell them.

Dude, be mindful of the spoilers.

But i see what you mean - forgot tommy did give it up first, so left no choice. My bad. I just don't recall if joel heard that in the midst of running from the infected.

People still have ground to be pissed about the way it played out as it still comes across as contrived, and rushed with the narrative. Like how i mentioned earlier maybe abby should have been a jackson spy conflicted after going native trying to assianate him. I don't see such a bad reaction to it then as we all accept he had that coming.

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TopicDid your stance on Joel (Last of Us) ever change?
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01/09/23 6:40:36 AM
#51
g0ldie posted...



this wasn't character assassination - Joel trusts complete strangers in the first game, but the only difference is they don't end up turning on him.

TLOU2 spoils too

Disagree. He didn't trust them - they trusted him as they could have blown his head off first meeting, but didn't. He behaved himself because Ellie was around.

Not only did he give his and brother's name up, he did it in an area where they were both outgunned, and outnumbered. Joel knows he has the green light on him, and establishing rapport there IMO it doesn't work, and there was better ways to do it. There is a reason the way he died pissed people off, but not him dying itself. The second he did that complaining came from it looking out of character, and stupid/contrived. This is even ignoring the fact abby blew him away based off his first name, so could have killed a guy who just saved her by accident.

To play devil's advocate i won't omit contextual stuff going on like jackson's initiative to not be such savages to other groups, and trade with them in docs, then joel having been disowned by his daughter trying to do good, but it doesn't outright excuse the way he acted as he lived that long in the outbreak for a reason.

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TopicNi No Kuni is a good game.
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01/09/23 5:42:33 AM
#9
1 was a beautiful game.

2 was beautiful, but over stays it's welcome.

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TopicDid your stance on Joel (Last of Us) ever change?
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01/08/23 1:51:51 PM
#39
Understand why he did it - Hell, would have probably done the same.

1 and 2 spoilers

They established even before 2 that ellie knew he lied to her face. Joel might have came off selfish, but it's not the first time a parental figure had to comfort their kid with a lie to protect them - in this case someone who was talking like a martyr "still waiting for my turn." Ellie was blinded by some naive ideals in a world that has gone to shit, and was about to throw her life away for some incompetent pricks.

That said, joel earned that brutal death years ago, but it's character assassination how they did it, and made him an easy mark to do it.

They easily could have made it amazing, and do the story some good had abby infiltrated jackson under the guise of being a wanderer, get to know the village, it's hierarchy, and ellie for a few weeks, gets introduced by joel through ellie (begrudgingly as she is not on speaking terms), then she can kick off her revenge plot on an unsuspecting joel. You can still keep abby's motive a mystery here, and drive this half off ellie's revenge off the fact she never got to rebuild with him. Also, the added benefit of establishing tension with abby's group for an unauthorized mission.


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TopicJust finished Mafia: Definitive Edition
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01/06/23 5:57:22 AM
#1
Amazing.

Beautiful game, and they really made the most of the concept of a remaster/remake to bring the open world to life. The original had things that i appreciated for it's time like being stopped by cops for breaking minor traffic laws (Nice change from gta), but i played mafia classic on my grandma's old dell, and let me tell you...

The original game is bullshit! When i was at my gaming prime with nothing else to do that game kicked my ass for months with the constant time restraints to get across town with those old 1930s cars. Sure, it's cool to have to let them start up, and even have to go to gas stations for them at times, but i'm just grateful they trimmed all that rage inducing design that was in it. Even if DE is on rails at times/retain streamlined mechanics. I was never able to make it passed "you lucky bastard!" on the original as shit just got too hard! Before someone says i suck i was beating ninja gaiden on hard back then too.

I appreciate this game on a bigger level than GTAs given it doesn't over stay it's welcome, and leaves you with a well told story that doesn't lose narrative momentum in the midst of fluff.

Edit: Forgot to mention how amazing the radio station system was handled. It was next level presentation.

Hell, i even am tempted to give the classic another try someday as i know the story was laid out differently in parts, but people are saying 2 is better, and i shouldn't raise my blood pressure. >_>

Thanks again, @Shake_Like_E for gifting it to me. I haven't been this into a story in a game playing out in awhile.

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TopicThe ability to fly, but you have to be fully naked to do it.
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01/05/23 8:08:20 PM
#12
IRL trolling...take a piss while in the air.

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TopicMy dog sniffed a girl's butt at the park today
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01/05/23 6:05:17 PM
#3
...Good boy?

Name checks out.

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TopicStreamer beats 2x Malenia in Elden Ring
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01/05/23 5:48:50 PM
#16
We're not worthy.

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TopicSteam Winter Sale Giveaway 2022 - Final Prize Draw
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01/03/23 5:18:24 PM
#49
Happy to have participated, and hope we all had fun.

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TopicSteam Winter Sale Giveaway 2022 - Final Prize Draw
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01/03/23 4:46:05 PM
#24
7th prize goes to the #1 gifter, @AuthenticZac. Congrats!

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TopicSteam Winter Sale Giveaway 2022 - Part 5
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01/03/23 3:53:28 PM
#426
EvilResident posted...
4070ti announced. $799 usd

https://www.dexerto.com/tech/nvidia-officially-announces-the-rtx-4070-ti-at-ces-2023-2022134/

https://youtu.be/_nVk25ZvTkU?t=11

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TopicSteam Winter Sale Giveaway 2022 - Part 5
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01/03/23 7:18:49 AM
#350
Good luck to everyone in ArchangelBaruch's contest - that is extremely kind. Pulling for someone who hasn't been gifted yet, so i'll sit that out. Got enough games for the next two years not counting any new ones i buy.

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TopicSteam Winter Sale Giveaway 2022 - Part 5
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01/02/23 7:28:09 PM
#255
@ProboBum

???

Let's not go putting a monetary value on the gifts - It's the thought that counts, and as someone who has seen toxic behavior for more than a decade on this site that counts for alot.

Fact is you did give at the expense of yourself, as did alot here. May sound naive, but i wish we could keep this mentality beyond just the holiday season so maybe the net isn't such a negative place. Give all the games back for that. These threads were a needed reminder humans are on the other side of the screen going through their own shit. Still, you do your best by even showing kindness to a stranger.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXVIII: Avatar - Way of The Beggar
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01/02/23 6:07:20 PM
#3
Here's to more lols.

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TopicJazz remixes of game tracks
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01/02/23 6:04:11 PM
#4
Sax is the sexist instrument ever created.

https://youtu.be/Qf3N5o-hd7Q


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TopicI just stopped a furry pedophile from abducting a child... feels surreal.
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01/02/23 5:58:23 PM
#248
You should be proud.


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TopicSteam Winter Sale Giveaway 2022 - Part 5
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01/02/23 2:40:06 PM
#232
Playing Mafia: DE that @Shake_Like_E gave me. The presentation of the open world is something that sets it apart from GTA. This 1930s city is amazing with these oldie radio stations. Really invested in the story i didn't get to finish on the classic version years back.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXVII: I rock back and forth on the x and y axis
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01/02/23 2:32:51 PM
#500
That shit had me falling out my chair!

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TopicSteam Winter Sale Giveaway 2022 - Part 5
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01/02/23 2:01:16 PM
#227
jerrygamer2 posted...
Nintendo Porn gifted me Sword Art Online: Hollow Realization Deluxe Edition and Sword Art Online: Fatal Bullet

Thanks a lot :D

You're welcome..couldn't resist messing around a bit.

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TopicSteam Winter Sale Giveaway 2022 - Part 5
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01/02/23 1:44:26 PM
#224
jerrygamer2 posted...
https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/id/jerrygamer/#sort=order

Sword Art Online would be greatly appreciated but anything would be awesome.

Last post

Which one you want more? >_><_<

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TopicSteam Winter Sale Giveaway 2022 - Part 5
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01/02/23 1:28:39 PM
#221
Come on, dudes/dudettes - it's only the day after new years - can we wait till the sale ends before we start sniping at each other again? lol

Granted, not gonna blame anyone for this because...multiple people probably had the same grivance, and it's just someone decided to air it at the risk of spoiling the vibes...Sometimes you feel you gotta be that guy/gal.

I can see where both sides are coming from honestly, I had a grand time participating in this for the first time around the time i felt really blessed, so i wanna take the time to thank you all. Steam's gifting system is awesome...assuming you in the same region. May not be a rich man, but happy i could make someone else happy.

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TopicWhat are your views on racism?
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01/02/23 10:38:06 AM
#11
B18Champ posted...
You can't be racist if you hate everyone equally.

What they said. Best way to live IMO.

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