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Topicce i've been duped
Returning_CEmen
08/07/17 9:19:21 PM
#5
You got conned into making more money. Not a bad con IMO.
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TopicWhy the hell did my Chloe Moretz topic get deleted?
Returning_CEmen
08/07/17 9:17:44 PM
#35
Keep appealing it.
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TopicCan we have another Hermiione General?
Returning_CEmen
08/07/17 9:15:37 PM
#209
TopicThoughts on New Lion King's Black Cast?
Returning_CEmen
08/07/17 8:53:33 PM
#20
I see nothing wrong with this.

I'd like to hear JTT does Adult Simba's voice, that would have been cool.
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TopicSo I think I might have a chance with this girl on tinder.
Returning_CEmen
08/07/17 8:52:21 PM
#4
SMH using fake pics and lies to bait women.
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TopicNot sure if I'm gonna buy a new car this year or not.
Returning_CEmen
08/06/17 11:37:31 PM
#2
Wranglers hold their value much better. I'm sure they are both bad on gas.
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TopicWhich harem anime you you like to be the protagonist of?
Returning_CEmen
08/06/17 11:33:08 PM
#19
Tenchi is the only harem anime I've seen, so that one. Although #9 looks pretty good lol.
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TopicI have a calculus textbook and I'm an autodidact.
Returning_CEmen
08/06/17 11:21:51 PM
#3
TopicI don't get it. Why would you willingly date a single mom?
Returning_CEmen
08/06/17 7:20:35 PM
#57
Easier to get with
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TopicDon't pick up baby birds off the ground, it causes it to die.
Returning_CEmen
08/06/17 7:19:35 PM
#23
TopicWOW look who i happened to run into in philly yesterday
Returning_CEmen
08/06/17 1:26:00 PM
#39
Also, I can't believe you guys made that pregnant woman stand.
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TopicWOW look who i happened to run into in philly yesterday
Returning_CEmen
08/06/17 1:25:18 PM
#38
TopicDamn, Usain Bolt retires as the fastest man to ever exist
Returning_CEmen
08/06/17 12:16:38 PM
#5
Gatlin is 35 and Bolt is 30. Clearly, he still has some more years left.
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TopicGeorge Clooney and his wife to open 7 schools for 3,000 refugee children
Returning_CEmen
08/06/17 12:11:18 PM
#2
Something something Clooney, something something moved because it was too unsafe for this family.
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Topicwho the fuck thinks george lopez stand up is funny?
Returning_CEmen
08/06/17 11:02:58 AM
#22
He was funny

Idk if he still is, haven't heard of him in a while now.
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TopicCalifornia State Universities eliminate math requirement to boost graduation
Returning_CEmen
08/05/17 4:14:48 PM
#78
Still need it for major requirements I'm sure.
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TopicAlison Brie nudes from her glory days have been released
Returning_CEmen
08/04/17 4:30:34 PM
#27
I like the ones with the paper cut outs.
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TopicActivision: Crash Trilogy surpassed expectations. Looking into other classic IP
Returning_CEmen
08/04/17 12:17:20 PM
#49
Darmik posted...
I think a Spyro trilogy and a new Crash Bandicoot in the style of the original trilogy is a no-brainer for them now.

They make a new Tony Hawk game instead lmao.
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TopicAriana Grande has this whole underage/jailbaity thingy going on.
Returning_CEmen
08/04/17 10:56:25 AM
#20
saspa posted...
And what is up with that stupid hair style where the hair is bunched up at the top like that.

Shit CE says
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TopicProfessions you don't understand why people go into.
Returning_CEmen
08/04/17 10:51:23 AM
#46
Priest and nuns

Military

Car salesman
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TopicWhat day job should I apply for?
Returning_CEmen
08/04/17 10:46:09 AM
#9
Temp job as a Kwik e Mart cashier. Might be tougher than the military tho
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TopicLatest cover of Newsweek features Trump and the words "Lazy Boy"
Returning_CEmen
08/04/17 10:25:59 AM
#4
My friend who voted for Trump, sure his presidency has been a fiasco, "but he has gone a lot of good. Just look at our stocks."
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TopicWould you give your gf's feet a blowjob?
Returning_CEmen
08/04/17 10:11:08 AM
#11
TopicI made out with a girl.
Returning_CEmen
08/04/17 5:00:56 AM
#22
Is TC still considered gold star now?
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Topici.imgur.com/tuI7ZkM.jpg
Returning_CEmen
08/04/17 4:51:49 AM
#10
Margery is so ugly.

Photoshop Clock boy in all but Conan's and Sansa's faces plz.
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TopicWow Disney is super ballzy for making a That's So Raven continuity.
Returning_CEmen
08/04/17 4:50:13 AM
#5
Corey in the house became a meme
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TopicLost my girlfriend today. Help me figure out good workout stuff to distract.
Returning_CEmen
08/04/17 3:14:42 AM
#12
freeletics is a workout app that has good workout routines
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TopicHow are you west coast CEmen holding up in this heatwave?
Returning_CEmen
08/04/17 3:10:52 AM
#33
It was hot in Socal, but not unbearably hot.
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TopicMy mom's dead
Returning_CEmen
08/04/17 2:50:48 AM
#88
Sorry to hear that Harpie. CE is here for you
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TopicHow would you like to die
Returning_CEmen
08/04/17 2:18:12 AM
#16
Sami1000 posted...
Being naked and tied up, and strangled to death by really beautiful woman who would retain close eye contact until i die.

hnnng
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TopicHard to believe im having sex with girls born in 1999
Returning_CEmen
08/03/17 8:51:09 PM
#6
frozenshock posted...
They existed, but they were molecules in their dads' balls, I think

Doubt that. The lifespan on sperm cells is like what 30-40 days.
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TopicWhy do people take vacations?
Returning_CEmen
08/03/17 5:14:19 PM
#19
TC gonna work until he keels over.
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TopicYou will be awarded a half a billion dollars but...
Returning_CEmen
08/03/17 5:12:56 PM
#61
A square mile is huge. I could hide for 45 minutes. Or take out the Navy seal in 1. The choice is his lol.
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Topichyp: super hot russian model will have one night stand but you must hack polls
Returning_CEmen
08/03/17 5:11:06 PM
#5
I will help her win president of the PTA
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TopicEating a lobster is like eating a cockroach!
Returning_CEmen
08/03/17 3:16:25 PM
#11
Shrimp and Lobster are bottom feeders. They eat the literal shit of the ocean and then people pay top dollar to eat them. I never understood this, and I refuse to eat them.
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TopicIf masturbation wasn't a sin I'd be.more likely to ask for forgiveness
Returning_CEmen
08/03/17 3:13:46 PM
#32
darkphoenix181 posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
I could deed to stories or just pictures of unmarried women's feet.


why do you think the feet are more ok than the boobs, butt, face or legs?

I never said it was
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TopicIf masturbation wasn't a sin I'd be.more likely to ask for forgiveness
Returning_CEmen
08/03/17 3:03:54 PM
#30
darkphoenix181 posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
GODTIER posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Source?


Lust is one of the major 7 sins or whatever

Then your problem is lust, not masturbation. Stop watching porn.

Blue_Inigo posted...
God doesn't care if you touch yourself tbh

I believe Christians often cite The Book of Job as the reason why masturbation is a sin. In the end, he curses God and masturbates and is struck down.

I may be wrong.


no it is cited where Jesus says if a man lusts after a woman in his heart he committed adultery in his heart

so if you look at another woman online while married, you are cheating on your wife
if you do so while single, there is several problems as well
1. it is not your wife, you aren't married, and sex without marriage is fornication (you aren't having physical sex, but you wish or imagine you were)
2. many of those models are married and thus your are lusting after a married woman
3. lusting after a cartoon or anime character who is not real could be considered idolatry

so the question is how would you do the deed without this?

I could deed to stories or just pictures of unmarried women's feet.
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TopicIf masturbation wasn't a sin I'd be.more likely to ask for forgiveness
Returning_CEmen
08/03/17 2:25:20 PM
#12
SageHarpuia posted...
GODTIER posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Source?


Lust is one of the major 7 sins or whatever

Then your problem is lust, not masturbation. Stop watching porn.

Blue_Inigo posted...
God doesn't care if you touch yourself tbh

I believe Christians often cite The Book of Job as the reason why masturbation is a sin. In the end, he curses God and masturbates and is struck down.

I may be wrong.
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Topic3 year old identifies superheroes and their powers
Returning_CEmen
08/03/17 2:21:48 PM
#11
Why did I bother to read this -_-
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TopicImagine wasting your money on a new phone every year.
Returning_CEmen
08/03/17 1:54:41 PM
#7
Ugh, my girlfriend does this.
On our first date I was like, " I don't understand why people have to get the newest iPhone every year." And she got all quiet, and I was like "oh, you upgraded from the 6 to 7 didn't you?" Whatever, her money.
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TopicSonic Mania in literally 2 weeks
Returning_CEmen
08/03/17 1:36:42 AM
#15
Is that the game that will let people live out their fantasies and make sonic characters?
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TopicI miss my mom
Returning_CEmen
08/03/17 1:35:53 AM
#29
That sounds horrific Harpie. You need a hug =\
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TopicWhen did History Channel stop showing actual history shows?
Returning_CEmen
08/03/17 12:10:37 AM
#22
Would you rather they just show Hitler shows all day like they used to?

People used to refer to it as The Hitler Channel
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TopicBe HONEST. Do you FIND this talent positive and sexually attractive in WOMEN?
Returning_CEmen
08/02/17 4:52:52 PM
#7
@King_Rial, I think you forgot something.
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TopicIve noticed on Forged in Fire whenever a contestant says...
Returning_CEmen
08/02/17 4:50:32 PM
#3
I know right? Water is just there to thin the herd of idiots.
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TopicIve noticed on Forged in Fire whenever a contestant says...
Returning_CEmen
08/02/17 4:48:14 PM
#1
"Keep is simple, stupid" they always lose in the initial round. And surprisingly that phrase is used a lot.

Anyone else a like that show?
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TopicPupdate: he's about to be 6 months old
Returning_CEmen
08/02/17 4:46:01 PM
#21
Make it fetch you the paper or your slippers or somethin
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