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TopicMy niece just rode her bike without any training wheels
Iron-Tarkus
04/22/17 8:20:34 PM
#6
Key posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Shove her down and teach her the importance of safety

Lmao

That'll teach her to wear a helmet.
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TopicMy niece just rode her bike without any training wheels
Iron-Tarkus
04/22/17 7:58:45 PM
#1
What have you done today?
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TopicFF IX (update) spoilers to where I am.
Iron-Tarkus
04/20/17 8:54:22 PM
#4
Senta posted...
Man, the temptation to replay this game..Maybe I could play it in a way to let me fast forward the slow load times and battle speeds..

Such a wonderful game, with just that one glaring flaw..

The steam version has a fast forward feature.
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TopicHow does it feel to be white?
Iron-Tarkus
04/19/17 8:09:14 PM
#5

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TopicIt's April 18th and Brood War is finally free.
Iron-Tarkus
04/18/17 6:19:13 PM
#1
It took so long my topic bitching about it not being out yet died. But it's finally here!

https://starcraft.com/en-us/articles/20674424
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TopicAre traps considered homosexual?
Iron-Tarkus
04/17/17 9:23:57 PM
#8
Of course not.
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TopicDat feel when you live in an era where a girl can say ''suck my d''
Iron-Tarkus
04/17/17 8:06:13 PM
#6
emblem boy posted...
What a time to be alive

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TopicIs it gay to be attracted to convincing transgendered women?
Iron-Tarkus
04/16/17 9:52:17 PM
#47
Kisai posted...
Honestly, I wish I had that kind of appearance. ;_;

Don't we all?
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TopicIs it gay to be attracted to convincing transgendered women?
Iron-Tarkus
04/16/17 9:17:30 PM
#4
UrCa1988 posted...
Nothing wrong with a nice, feminine penis.

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TopicApril 14th and Brood War HD still isn't out.
Iron-Tarkus
04/16/17 4:56:44 PM
#5
They can't keep getting away with this.
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TopicSo why didn't you join da army or navy or marines or da police force?
Iron-Tarkus
04/16/17 1:19:49 PM
#17
I'm asthmatic and have low blood pressure.
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TopicJust got Soma for $10 on Steam.
Iron-Tarkus
04/16/17 7:48:46 AM
#3
I got it yesterday and went to play it tonight. It crashed on startup everytime and now I'm reinstalling it. Hopefully I can get it running without too much of a hassle.
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TopicFurries, lolicons, bronies, people into stuff they probably shouldn't be into...
Iron-Tarkus
04/16/17 12:04:59 AM
#22
TheLazyChampion posted...
That is unless part of the appeal of being with a trap is in that you know he's male, but everyone else thinks he's female

It wasn't before but holy shit it is now.
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TopicWhat are we doing tonight CE?
Iron-Tarkus
04/15/17 10:28:20 PM
#5
I was a good older brother and spent most of the day getting my little sister ready for prom night. But now that I'm done with that it's time to lounge in discord and play games with friends all night.
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TopicFurries, lolicons, bronies, people into stuff they probably shouldn't be into...
Iron-Tarkus
04/15/17 10:17:21 PM
#20
...If the character is a trap does everyone else know they are?
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TopicAdding cute aliens to Stellaris was the best decision ever made.
Iron-Tarkus
04/15/17 6:53:32 PM
#2
He's adorable
fKYevbj
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TopicAdding cute aliens to Stellaris was the best decision ever made.
Iron-Tarkus
04/15/17 6:37:57 PM
#1
They're so cute when they're genocidal
drNpF3H
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TopicApril 14th and Brood War HD still isn't out.
Iron-Tarkus
04/15/17 5:44:04 PM
#4
Bok_Choi posted...
I hope you make one of these topics daily and don't get modded for it

+1

We're not going that far with this.
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TopicMore US BOOTS ON THE GROUND in terrorist hell-hole of SOMALIA
Iron-Tarkus
04/15/17 1:11:19 AM
#4
Antifar posted...
Congratulations to terror for winning the war on terror.

How exactly is helping train Somali soldiers losing the war on terror?
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TopicApril 14th and Brood War HD still isn't out.
Iron-Tarkus
04/15/17 12:33:35 AM
#2
How long must we suffer this injustice?
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TopicPost your voice!
Iron-Tarkus
04/14/17 9:58:53 PM
#20
Alaska
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TopicPost your voice!
Iron-Tarkus
04/14/17 9:39:32 PM
#18
A bit too monotone for my liking but I tried my best

https://clyp.it/tymw0jas
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TopicFavorite Civilization narrator?
Iron-Tarkus
04/14/17 8:57:40 PM
#13
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings, look on my work ye mighty and despair.
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TopicApril 14th and Brood War HD still isn't out.
Iron-Tarkus
04/14/17 8:34:45 PM
#1
Blizzard is such a tease.
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TopicAdmit it.. you guys at least saw ONE animated disney movies that you like
Iron-Tarkus
04/14/17 7:07:33 PM
#14
CableZL posted...
I like most of the Disney movies I've seen.

hockeybub89 posted...
Most of them tbh. Don't know why bitterbeards have such a hate boner for all things Disney.

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TopicMario Party is a soul crushing game.
Iron-Tarkus
04/14/17 4:04:51 PM
#3
s0nicfan posted...
It's okay, you can always get pity stars after the last round for things completely beyond your control

Nah man it's over. Only cowards leave bonus stars on.
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TopicMario Party is a soul crushing game.
Iron-Tarkus
04/14/17 4:01:20 PM
#1
I'm playing a 50 turn game with my little brother. Final turn he's up by one star but I'm close to the ghost and I have the money to steal a star from him. If I roll high than 5 I win, if I roll lower I lose.

I rolled a 1. Then the AI took its last turn and triggered the train hazard and ran me over for good measure.

The shame of this defeat will last for years to come :(.
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TopicWhat is it you LOVE MOST about a WOMAN's body?!
Iron-Tarkus
04/14/17 11:50:00 AM
#5
The dong
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TopicWhat are some games that you'd consider to be masterpieces?
Iron-Tarkus
04/14/17 11:03:23 AM
#9
FFX
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TopicWhat are good horror games that look nice and don't rely on jump scares?
Iron-Tarkus
04/13/17 8:50:13 PM
#15
Captain_Qwark posted...
SOMA was one of the best games I've ever played and it's mostly a horror game.

It's also currently on sale for 10 bucks on steam
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TopicI love when the ninjas attack a dude all at once then stop to let him take turns
Iron-Tarkus
04/12/17 2:39:41 PM
#11
RedWhiteBlue posted...
This happens on literally every show with ninja enemies. It's always hilarious and sad at the same time.

Unless there's only one ninja. 10 ninjas go down in one hit each but the lone ninja takes 10 hits.
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TopicSo ... 3 days until the new EUIV/Stellaris DLC ...
Iron-Tarkus
04/10/17 6:03:33 AM
#23
I spent the weekend playing some multiplayer Stellaris with some friends and the update is fantastic.I managed to make a race of super friendly Mushroom people and essentially became ~1800's America with all the immigration I was getting. I had fox people, bird people, sloth people, weird worm people, and even people people
FIOKwkz

Then I turned bestowed upon them immortal robot bodies
qTNXD3H

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Topiccar accident tonight - im fine, car totaled
Iron-Tarkus
04/08/17 8:02:57 AM
#6
GODTIER posted...
also i totaled my car in november

it'll be ok

Hey me too.
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TopicSo ... 3 days until the new EUIV/Stellaris DLC ...
Iron-Tarkus
04/06/17 11:05:51 PM
#21
Mercenary Infantry cost 30 and Calvary cost over 50. Because fuck minor nations who don't make boatloads of money.
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TopicSo ... 3 days until the new EUIV/Stellaris DLC ...
Iron-Tarkus
04/06/17 9:54:28 PM
#20
The consumer goods icon is a fancy space toaster. It's Hearts of Iron 4 all over again.
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TopicSo ... 3 days until the new EUIV/Stellaris DLC ...
Iron-Tarkus
04/05/17 3:27:01 AM
#10
I don't know how I feel about the EU4 changes. The new features are nice but they also threw in a bunch of questionable balance changes.

Mercenaries got nerfed, religious ideas got nerfed, states got reduced, trade companies got buffed to high hell, colonial nations got buffed. Spain/Portugal are going to be monsters.

Also your provinces prospering is part of the expansion whereas them being devastated is part of the base update.

The Stellaris changes look good but I haven't given that update nearly as much attention.
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TopicPost #82 is the second line of my sig for three months
Iron-Tarkus
04/01/17 8:47:07 PM
#8
^.^
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Topic'He is my Master: Meet the Aussie woman happy to be a slave
Iron-Tarkus
03/31/17 12:03:59 AM
#10
Darmik posted...
It’s nice to have someone else in charge, someone to kill the spiders

I'd imagine that's extra important in Australia.
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