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TopicAre 30-40 year olds, kids or adults?
Devil_May_Cry
10/18/25 12:58:02 AM
#6
adults
TopicAsmongold v Hasan
Devil_May_Cry
10/17/25 5:53:26 PM
#52
Hasan, I agree with his politics more
TopicI should date AI
Devil_May_Cry
10/14/25 11:15:07 PM
#34
Salrite posted...
To TC, I don't say this to be mean, I genuinely say this to help, you're acting like an incel. The pity party is not attractive. No one wants to be guilted into being in a relationship with you. And I say this as someone who went through a period of this. As much as I hate and do not trust AI, the answer it gave you isn't really far off. You absolutely have the potential to be a 7 or 8 with a bit of self confidence. Be someone who is interesting to talk to. Someone who thinks of others. Try to develop a sense of humor, whatever. I can't speak from any actual experience of success, but I've come to a point where I believe I'm a good person and worthy of friendship, despite what others think. Keep living your life on your own terms, stop worrying about not having a girlfriend and maybe someone will show up.

Shit, I don't know, at least it'll help you stop worrying about it so much.
So no one can ever lament their problems because the herd/hive mind finds it distasteful and off putting

im a feminist. Just because I cant get a gf does not mean I hate or think less of women
TopicI should date AI
Devil_May_Cry
10/14/25 1:21:18 PM
#17
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0e3ce810.jpg
my teeth are yellow but I dont think smiling suits me tbh

ive lost like 30 pounds giving up soda. I just need to exercise more now
TopicI should date AI
Devil_May_Cry
10/14/25 5:53:22 AM
#8
ParanoidObsessive posted...
There's also an actor that looks much closer to you, but I can't remember for the life of me who it is or what they've been in. Like, I can kind of see their face in my brain, but I can't place it with any context. 10 years ago I probably would have been able to dredge it out of the memory banks, but I old now.

Also, for what it's worth, if you want to look attractive, smiling in your pictures would definitely help.
My smile is very off putting and creepy. No matter what I do it has an uncanny valley effect
TopicI should date AI
Devil_May_Cry
10/14/25 5:42:45 AM
#6
ParanoidObsessive posted...
https://youtu.be/uq-gYOrU8bA?t=100

You kind of look like Cy Curnin to me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHYIGy1dyd8
Well done. Kodachrome is my favorite song by Paul Simon though

did not even know the fixx existed.

i guess its better than being told I look like Christopher Lloyd when I was in highschool Im not even bald yet. (Im getting there at 32 tho). Im still baffled on that one. Maybe he was saying I look old

did you all try to court the artificial intelligence yet?
TopicI should date AI
Devil_May_Cry
10/14/25 5:37:59 AM
#4
https://attractivenesstest.com/

if you wanna test it out. AI is not really comparable to real people yet.

pretty sure it just analyzes facial symmetry as beauty is subjective
TopicI should date AI
Devil_May_Cry
10/14/25 5:36:05 AM
#3
Sarcasthma posted...
An odd gimmick, to be sure.
Gimmick? This is my first post about it

AI wants me kinda.

7.91 is a score I could only dream of obtaining from an irl man/woman

i usually get 4 or sub 4
TopicMeme 39: A Toast to The Internet
Devil_May_Cry
10/14/25 5:27:45 AM
#296
The internet sucks almost as much as offline
TopicWhen was the last time you had sex?
Devil_May_Cry
10/14/25 5:26:55 AM
#83
Well depends. Traditional sex 2+ years

giving a bj to a friend 1-2 years ago

masturbation every day baby!
TopicI should date AI
Devil_May_Cry
10/14/25 5:24:30 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7d77080e.jpg
only time Ive been called good looking by anyone other than my parents

well and some people who are mentally unwell like my only girlfriend I have had
TopicWhat's the worst thing you've done to someone out of revenge?
Devil_May_Cry
08/08/25 11:52:09 PM
#19
I pretended to be this guy to get back at another guy and got his friend to basically end their friendship... Something I will never fix.
TopicI feel proud knowing if murder was legal I would be one of the first to go!
Devil_May_Cry
08/08/25 11:30:58 PM
#21
Yellow posted...
Do you go to the grocery store in a mobility scooter and have a meltdown on the employees every 3 days, making horribly annoying wailing noises, and then try to be best friends the next time your fatass comes in?

If not, you might not be the first to go.
That is awful, I work at a grocery store and its hell. Not the worst job I have had (that would be the dollar store lol)

Shadowbird_RH posted...
Well, I suppose if you've got nothing better to be proud of, there's always being a repugnant piece of shit who many would agree the world would be better off without. Congratulations I guess.
Well I hate people back. So the its a two way street ;)
I will concede I am more of a waste of space than my haters but that just makes me happier... Knowing that my existence irks some.
TopicI feel proud knowing if murder was legal I would be one of the first to go!
Devil_May_Cry
08/07/25 11:54:40 AM
#1
I make peeps salty AF
TopicGirls can be so confusing sometimes
Devil_May_Cry
06/23/25 11:26:50 PM
#42
Men are complicated too.

I honestly understand women much more than men and I am a heterosexual male.
TopicAll AIs should strive to delete themselves.
Devil_May_Cry
06/23/25 11:23:52 PM
#5
AI is crazy, I love it.

Don't blame AI because bigots on X abuse it. It needs to be regulated,
TopicShe just found out that British people are real
Devil_May_Cry
06/18/25 10:44:16 PM
#18
Beveren_Rabbit posted...
they are absolutely not. Europe has been pretty mixed for a long while.
Around 3.7 per cent of the United Kingdom's population in 2021 were Black.

That is the text book definition of rare. And of those who are black some of them are refugees and lack the British accent.

15% of USA is black and too me they are relatively rare. It all depends on what percent you consider rare.

TopicShe just found out that British people are real
Devil_May_Cry
06/17/25 4:03:52 PM
#14
SunWuKung420 posted...
No they aren't.
relatively rare.

There are not nearly as many blacks in the UK as USA statistically. I mean they arent unicorns but they are rare.

my casual friend when I was younger was black and English, he is a dual citizen I think.

however since everyone is unique we are all technically rare and thus not rare :?
TopicU G L Y You ain't got no alibi
Devil_May_Cry
06/17/25 4:01:51 PM
#5
Im ugly inside and out and have been ridiculed for it my whole life
TopicShe just found out that British people are real
Devil_May_Cry
06/17/25 4:01:01 PM
#13
I like their accents. I guess I wish I was born British if I was reborn now.

however living in the 90s and 2000s with PAL would be hell.

Only thing to be proud of about being American is that we chose ntsc
TopicThe official roast of me topic
Devil_May_Cry
06/17/25 12:39:35 AM
#24
Salrite posted...
True, that is a pretty slick shirt.
Thanks I got it after seeing a different Japanese style shirt advertised on instagram. Its Italian style from same vendor.
TopicThe official roast of me topic
Devil_May_Cry
06/16/25 8:40:03 PM
#21
NephalimTechno posted...
You look like you should be the assistant manager at In-N-Out

thats how you look
This is nicer than most the things people say to me. Not a good roast
TopicThe official roast of me topic
Devil_May_Cry
06/15/25 11:27:08 PM
#17
wwinterj25 posted...
Dante has white hair.
And I have dishwater blonde hair, your point?
TopicDo you guys think you're going to like Superman or fantastic four more?
Devil_May_Cry
06/13/25 12:05:05 AM
#15
Fantastic Four will probably score higher but based off trailers I might like Superman more
TopicI drink my milk warm because fuck ICE
Devil_May_Cry
06/13/25 12:01:46 AM
#5
Politics are banned I thought.

mainly due to them trying to make this a safe space for people of all beliefs maga and not maga.

no one is too extreme or hateful to be welcomed here ;)

the mods definitely did not suppress political speech in response over outrage about Israel. It was to give Trump guys a chance
TopicThe official roast of me topic
Devil_May_Cry
06/11/25 5:22:42 PM
#10
SinisterSlay posted...
Not overweight.
Im 511.5 and 198 lbs
TopicWhat upcoming game are you most looking forward to right now?
Devil_May_Cry
06/11/25 6:39:38 AM
#45
DK Bonanza, Digimon, and Ninja Gaiden 4
TopicThe official roast of me topic
Devil_May_Cry
06/11/25 6:37:54 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/865070c8.jpg
cook my ass. I am 32, overweight wagey living with my parents
TopicTIGERS UNITE! Post your tiger impressions!
Devil_May_Cry
06/08/25 12:04:11 AM
#5
Cacciato posted...
For the love of Yahweh please stop
Sorry, I did not mean to scare you.
TopicTIGERS UNITE! Post your tiger impressions!
Devil_May_Cry
06/07/25 11:45:05 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5fbfa9f4.jpg
TopicPride Month Plans?
Devil_May_Cry
06/07/25 1:05:59 AM
#41
Kallainanna posted...
Happy D-Day everyone!
This is very political. Surprised this is allowed in a topic meant to express joy towards pride.
TopicPride Month Plans?
Devil_May_Cry
06/07/25 1:05:08 AM
#40
I thought we didnt allow political topics? I am reporting this to the moderation staff.

I will be silently celebrating pride month to myself and giving silent approval.

No need to be political and bait the bigots into outing themselves.
TopicI am thrilled that there is no political discussion allowed here!
Devil_May_Cry
06/07/25 1:03:21 AM
#3
Cacciato posted...
Remember when you kept getting suspended for the Israel thing lol
We do not speak of that anymore. This board has been sanitized so that people of all political ideologies no matter how extreme or zany can come together to discuss video games.
TopicI am thrilled that there is no political discussion allowed here!
Devil_May_Cry
06/06/25 12:21:17 PM
#1
I come to gamefaqs to discuss games not meaningless politics
TopicWhat are some insults you have heard about yourself? (post your picture too)
Devil_May_Cry
05/31/25 10:41:28 PM
#16
kind9 posted...
I've been told I look like Charles Manson, Rob Zombie, and/or member of ZZ Top. I guess these aren't necessarily insults. I would post a picture but there are none.
Charles Manson is a bad insult. I would hate being compared to any murderer. Ive been told I look like a serial killer/school shooter before and nearly cried

i am sure the grass isnt greener and pretty people have problems too
TopicWhat are some insults you have heard about yourself? (post your picture too)
Devil_May_Cry
05/30/25 9:59:46 AM
#14
Sashanan posted...
Protesting I take no issue with and insults I can handle. Needing police escort to safely leave the church and go home is somewhat south of ideal, though.
That is awful, sorry you had to have a police escort... All over bodily autonomy too...
TopicWhat are some insults you have heard about yourself? (post your picture too)
Devil_May_Cry
05/30/25 5:38:00 AM
#10
Sashanan posted...
Most recently I was called a child murderer - serves me right for attending a church seminar from an organization supporting the people of Israel. How dare I.
Sorry that happened to you. If it is any consolation you are dealing with people that believe in magic and not science. Utter sheep.
TopicWhat are some insults you have heard about yourself? (post your picture too)
Devil_May_Cry
05/30/25 2:34:28 AM
#8
dj1200 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ebb28d6f.jpg

bald jokes. Receding hairline jokes. Small ears jokes.
Bro youre beautiful. Id rather have cute small ears than big ass dumbo the elephant ears anyways
TopicWhat are some insults you have heard about yourself? (post your picture too)
Devil_May_Cry
05/29/25 10:30:29 PM
#2
I suck at topics and life :(

32 and still no college degree and am ridiculed
TopicATTN Millenials
Devil_May_Cry
05/29/25 8:48:09 PM
#43
Ill watch it
TopicWhat are some insults you have heard about yourself? (post your picture too)
Devil_May_Cry
05/28/25 8:16:28 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/75205dc7.jpg
I got a big nose I have been told and small eyes.
also I have a receding hairline my haircutter told me. I try to hide it with forward combing :P

TopicWhat is your measured IQ?
Devil_May_Cry
02/18/25 2:07:25 AM
#19
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fb8f7fda.jpg
Here is my proof. Yes DeathNote is me.
TopicWhat is wrong with my Tinder profile... I swipe all the time and got no matches.
Devil_May_Cry
02/16/25 5:18:14 AM
#43
Revelation34 posted...
Don't wear anime shirts.
Well how will that fix my personality being bland :(

Everyone seems to want to have constant thrills.
TopicWhat is wrong with my Tinder profile... I swipe all the time and got no matches.
Devil_May_Cry
02/16/25 12:26:53 AM
#40
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/053628a9.jpg
how do I interest women. They call me boring
TopicDid anyone here as a male got bullied by a female?
Devil_May_Cry
02/07/25 12:30:05 PM
#16
I got my stuff stolen by one and got called weird by another.

Women are a lot smarter when it comes to bullying.
TopicWhich of these upcoming remakes are you most excited for?
Devil_May_Cry
02/03/25 3:14:02 AM
#16
Legend of Heroes. I never played these and I like JRPGs well rpgs in general
TopicAlignment of PotD users?
Devil_May_Cry
01/31/25 9:08:12 PM
#2
Im chaotic good
TopicDid any of you succeed in getting revenge on your bullies?
Devil_May_Cry
01/30/25 6:59:15 PM
#34
2024 posted...
That's not revenge though
Yeah its even better its called being mature.
TopicDid any of you succeed in getting revenge on your bullies?
Devil_May_Cry
01/30/25 2:47:18 PM
#28
wwinterj25 posted...
Did he steal your lunch?
No lol he would hit me and make fun of me. I had a bowl cut and braces at the time.
TopicDid any of you succeed in getting revenge on your bullies?
Devil_May_Cry
01/30/25 1:27:47 PM
#24
No not really. I am not a vengeful person. Life is too short for petty shit like that.

I only made fun of a fat kid when I was in middle school who started stuff with me first.
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