Lurker > Pepys_Monster

You forgot the best program: Window's Movie Maker.

mystic_belmont posted...

Why?

Because 15% is highway robbery.

Lower capital gains tax from 15% to 7.5%.

Stop posting. I'm too depressed for this.

An ignored poster just posted.

iLikeMtnDew posted...

Cheer up my guy, no one can do 100% everything right. You're putting too much pressure on yourself!

Maybe.

Robot2600 posted...

have you tried getting ripped?

Yes. I'm 5'9" and 170 lbs.

Dakimakura posted...

Have you tried finding an ugly wife?

I refuse.

Cornmuffins posted...

That didn't last very long

I don't know what you're talking about.

I do everything 100% right every day, and can't find a beautiful wife.

BDSMKane posted...

You do you. Just be warned that impersonating a veteran, even on the internet, is a federal felony.

I'm not impersonating a veteran, bro. I am a veteran.

BDSMKane posted...

Thats a pretty obvious point youre making, and I dont understand why. This isnt a military or LEO discussion, and the user is interested in a bolt action rifle. A precision bolt action rifle if you prefer.

We're on a gaming website, man. To say "I want a sniper rifle" is basically like "I enjoy Call of Duty and I want something similar that can ring steel."

Euripides posted...

Dude is really trying to gimmick his way to a suspension

...for playing Helldivers 2 at a high level? I just want to meet like-minded individuals.

Listen, I'm 100% serious on this game. I'm a high-level player. I play on Helldive every time. Only add me if you're down for some serious gaming. But if you want to play on easy mode, add other people in this topic. I'm a true warrior.

MC_BatCommander posted...

I don't even know who you are

That's okay. I only intend to talk about life, like a rambling old man.

ironman2009 posted...

Just get a p365 or glock to handle burglars. Keep this locked up til you use it for targets/hunting.

Good news: I own a Glock 17.

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Not at all.

Euripides posted...

That sniper rifle will not help you if someone breaks into your home. Your gun logic sucks

I could quickscope a burglar and win.

GuerrillaSoldier posted...

until you give in to the urge to make those terrible gimmick topics and then suddenly everything's back to square one. yes we know.

Have a little faith. Come on, man.

Euripides posted...

Guns are awful. If I could Thanos snap them all away I would.

Nothing that is designed to kill and destroy is "fucking awesome". Get your shit straight.

Are you from England or something? Burglars break into homes where I live all the time.

GiftedACIII posted...

Were you let back in by Dtoast or something?

No, I left by choice. And then I came back. I was in full control the entire time.

Euripides posted...

Second half of your user name checks out

I'm fucking awesome too, dude. I served in the US Army.

I know that sometimes, I have trolled in the past. But I want to be a reformed individual and make real friendships here, even if that sounds silly. I just want to be a good, honest member of the community.

Euripides posted...

How about you don't buy a gun because guns are awful

They aren't, though. They're fucking awesome.

ironman2009 posted...

What we think shouldn't matter at all.

Im open to feedback. I have the final say, of course.

So guys, you think this is a dogshit rifle, and I shouldn't buy it? Because I thought this is a awesome, modern rifle that can ring steel better than old fashioned bolt actions.

Axiom posted...

Why do you do this to yourself. Are you a masochist

I'm more of a dom and sadist, but sometimes a little pain isn't too bad. Just to keep me on my toes.

Michael Jackson was FAR more talented.

Ratchetrockon posted...

do you look different nowdays

Yeah, my beard is gray.

Touch posted...

Is this your dad?

https://youtu.be/P9sQWZZ29Pg?si=vBcFfykOjCX6HC1N

He was a real tough 80s guy, so almost.

The mods would target him.

leonkr41138 posted...

Are you on left or right op?

Right

Villain_S_Fiend posted...

Depending on which person is you:

Sorry things didn't work out.

Or

Hope you're doing better these days.

I kid, I kid. But if you're the guy there - facial hair (at least that goatee) is not right for you, imo. Embrace the clean shave; I think it'd suit you better

To be honest with you, my chin isnt that strong, and facial hair helps.

Cornmuffins posted...

You look like my brother. Timmy, is that you?

No, Im not him. But he sounds like a cool dude.

Undo this decision immediately.

AloofHermit posted...

ew

Well, thats not very nice. Now Im depressed.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e89a44b1.jpg

s0nicfan posted...

I mean, all you have to do is stand there and let them show off and they're inevitably going to hit themselves or drop it within about 10 seconds.

An untrained guy, sure. But what if hes legit?

GeraldDarko posted...

Did you just get nunchucks or something?

No, but my dad was legit with nunchucks, kendo sticks, everything. He was like Bruce Lee.

Would you really want to take him on?

GuerrillaSoldier posted...

why is this gimmick back

What gimmick?

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Im sure that there are some lonely women, but I dont know if its an epidemic. What do you think?

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In todays society, theres a male loneliness epidemic.

Lokarin posted...

that's not even remotely what i meant

I thought I was emphasizing your point. Im confused.

Lokarin posted...

What good would a rifle that can only shoot 10 feet be anyways?

Even a shotgun can reach 50 yards.

I was 9, she was 8. We both liked each other, but I was super shy. She probably married somebody else and has kids by now. Im 36 and never married. I rotted on the vine.

My heroes are Batman and Christian Grey.

BDSMKane posted...

Get the 24 variant and be prepared to drop some serious cash on good glass. Or the 20 .277 FURY.

I dont like .277 FURY. 6.5 Creedmoor is the metagame. 24 barrels are outdated, and the Sig Cross doesnt have that option.

BDSMKane posted...

1) Its not a sniper rifle. Its a bolt action rifle.

2) It fires a 6.5CM. Thats fairly standard in 2024, so theres absolutely no reason to try and pretend it isnt.

3) Barrel is too short. Taking a round like the 6.5CM and putting it on a 16 barrel with a folding stock is just ridiculous. Stick to .308, or if you want exotic try 8.6 Blackout. Or get something with a 22-26 barrel to make full use of the 6.5CM.

4) If this is some odd trolling, I dont even get why. Not particularly fond of people talking about firearms like a joke.

Its an 18 barrel, and I dont know why you think Im trolling. I want to ring some steel at 1000 yards.

Patchwork posted...

You could do better. That rifle isnt really particularly great at anything, or outstanding in any way that counts.

Nutnfancy approves of it.

This song just punches me in the feels. Anyone else?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xDUhINW3SPs&pp=ygUUYmVhdXR5IGFuZCB0aGUgYmVhc3Q%3D

CE_gonna_CE posted...

If I were a betting man

You want to make a bet?