Manual Posts > Icehawk

Kuge, I knew this was fake from the start obviously, but I want to say how proud I am of you for not revealing it in your sig >_>.
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im just sitin here writin emo poetry how bout u : (

Nah, I'd rather stay and point out how ridiculous you're all behaving. Serious business and such.

Actually, we're mostly laughing. You're the one going serious business.
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This topic is like sex. Except I get to experience it. shez

I haven't read 95% of this topic.

neat, now go away <_<.
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This topic is like sex. Except I get to experience it. shez

Uh... maybe it's a joke?

lol no one else has even considered that in this topic smartmuffin aren't you so smart.

We've decided, he's kept the same persona for like 4 years. It's not a joke... unfortunately.
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This topic is like sex. Except I get to experience it. shez

Nope, he doesn't... at all.
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This topic is like sex. Except I get to experience it. shez

Full (slightly edited) convos will be posted in topic 2. AS WELL AS OTHER SURPRISES!!
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This topic is like sex. Except I get to experience it. shez

kawaii is hot I hear Luster.
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This topic is like sex. Except I get to experience it. shez

XFD
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http://img446.imageshack.us/img446/9243/lslolhg6.jpg

oh god someone photoshop the pikaness "pic" for McCaulkin!
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My usermap is too tainted for Luster's liking.

Tell me I'm not the only one who saw a sexual innuendo there >_>.
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So, you don't care that all the candidates you had set up to marry think you're creepy? >_>
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Someone photoshop NEO!!!!
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not when you don't know how to use them, lollerskates. You and kingy having 'busted' into trcs account was by no means a secret, hence its quick departure from various boards. Or your secret accounts to fill out mod apps with... those didn't work too well. Or the fake happy easter account set you got exposed on at the ffixsb or.. need I go on?

Yes
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Oh and in return I got a definite no, despite me telling him how girly you are :\.
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hay guyz iv ben havng tuff times lately so be niec to me lol : )

After reading only the first few posts..Am I not good enough to be stalked? GOD, LUSTER.

In the full script, I try (desperately) to find out the 5th candidate. You were like, my 1st guess! >_>.
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Oops >_>.
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Dont care >_>.

BTW formatting for part 1 sucks, but oh well.
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I've contemplated this Delseban. However, if he is a joke account, he is like crazy good at keeping to character 24/7.
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Well, I showed HM the convo, who showed the gossipy girl Mumei, who naturally went straight to Luster Soldier, so I doubted he'd talk to me about it much more.
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It happened >_>.
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ty
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Icehawk9902 (3:30:03 AM): Whats the point of just sleeping with her? I know my man Smurf. He ****ed her good and thoroughly.

This should be SMurf's new sig.
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*grins*

ERR I MEAN SORRY CRIMSON I WAS JUST JOKING
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Umm I didn't know that about Crimson.

ALso, Lasa, you should sig me over that awufl Kobe quote >_>.
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MISS RYDIA IS A GUY!?!?
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I made nothing up, even the babeilicious line, lol >_>.
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Giggs- There wasnt much more to find out his secret source. Who was just toying with him really >_>. SSo that was sorta disappointing, but I dunno, his plan to marry pikaness is pretty neat.

YOU CAN'T BE SUSPENDED JOHNNY, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

Oh god XD.
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post 4 now censored lol

Luster Soldier (11:15:58 PM): I do have a plan, and it's pretty detailed actually.
Icehawk9902 (11:17:18 PM): Mind if I hear? I can tell you if I think it'll work
Luster Soldier (11:43:58 PM):
1. For the next 1 1/2 years, I plan on trying to know more about pikaness, either through AIM or her posts on the boards. At least by waiting this long, I am giving pikaness a lot of time to feel comfortable with meeting me in real life.
2. When I am ready, the unnamed user that knows pikaness (and also is much closer to pikaness as a friend) better than me will contact pikaness on AIM about me. He won't tell pikaness that I am interested in marrying her. More than likely, he will tell pikaness that I am interested in meeting her in real life for the purpose of getting into a relationship (boyfriend/girlfriend relationship) with her.
Luster Soldier (11:44:05 PM):
3. When I travel up to pikaness's location, I will have to come up with some way of keeping my parents from finding out. I don't think they would like me trying to marry someone that I met online, even though I have no evil intentions. Traveling up there without my parents suspecting this plan will involve me coming out and saying that I am going to take a vacation up to ******* because of a tourist attraction. Of course, I'll still go to the tourist attraction because if I come back home, I'd probably have to tell about my experience there.
Luster Soldier(11:44:09 PM):
4. When I am up in ***********, I will have a discussion with pikaness about having her move to the United States. If she decides to move to the United States, step 5 of the plan goes into effect.
5. I will remain in this relationship for at least a year before I make any attempt to ask pikaness to marry. This 1 year time person offers quite a good amount of time for pikaness to know me better before she decides if she wants to marry me.

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Luster Soldier (11:56:27 PM): I think when I am ready to ask pikaness, I will initally ask her a question, which will probably be worded as "Have you have considered getting into a relationship with another GameFAQs user?"
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hay guyz iv ben havng tuff times lately so be niec to me lol : )

I'm not nearly imaginative enough to make this up >_>.
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This will be a way of finding out if she would be interested in meeting up in real life, but without clearly telling her that I would be interested her in meeting her and getting into a relationship.
Icehawk9902 (11:57:46 PM): That sounds smart, but make sure it isnt out of the blue or else she will suspect something
Luster Soldier (11:58:01 PM): I know AKJ asked her a question like that, but it was about an online relationship though.
Luster Soldier (12:00:27AM): http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/detail.php?board=8&topic=34323553&message=377046981

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Luster Soldier (12:04:08 AM): Here are the other candidates and any plans I have to obtain more info on them:

Clover_Meadow: She has an email in her profile and also has AIM, but I haven't seen her on AIM at all.
CrimsonOcean: I see an AIM screen name in her profile, but I rarely ever see her on. I don't know her email.
Inviso: I know her AIM screen name, despite it not being listed in her user profile. However, it's a closed list. I also don't know her email.
Luster Soldier (12:04:54 AM): For the mysterious 5th candidate, I know her AIM screen name and even talk to her pretty often.

The rest of the conversation is me trying to find out who his inside source is, finding out his inside source was mostly joking and sarcastic, yet Luster really believes the guy is gonna help him hook up with pikaness. I won't even bother revealing his name, however, another guy seemed to be trying to help out Luster. It was stingers. I'm still curious as to what his plans were, but I guess now, they'll never come to fruition.

Luster, I hope when you see this, and when you see the most likely creeped out reactions, you decide to start going for girls IRL. That is all.
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Luster Soldier (4:22:12 AM): Don't worry, I'm already aware of that problem. Since I know the ToU pretty well, I probably could teach my kids about the ToU even before they make their first account. And at least they have someone whose father (which is me) has been in plenty of horrible happenings on GameFAQs, like being axed for vote stuffing.
Icehawk9902 (4:23:33 AM): Also, you could have them join ahead of time.
Icehawk9902 (4:23:39 AM): To gain some experience early on.
Luster Soldier (4:24:40 AM): I could probably allow them to get an account before they turn 13, but they cannot reveal their age. As long as you don't reveal your age, you cannot be banned for underage

So, I was a bit weirded out. I contemplated what I should do with my info, and then, I get IMed again a few days later.

Part 2!!

Luster Soldier (8:16:52 PM): I noticed that you are usually set to Away status a lot on AIM. These are the current candidates: pikaness, Clover_Meadow, CrimsonOcean, Inviso, and the mysterious 5th candidate. Inviso will be the hardest one to marry out of all of them. I'm not going to say who the 5th person is, which is why I am referring to her as the "mysterious 5th candidate". The mysterious 5th candidate is a last resort if I fail at the other 4.

(Note: I never did find out the 5th guy ERR GIRL >_>)

Icehawk9902 (11:12:45 PM): So, do you know much about those 4?
Icehawk9902 (11:12:50 PM): like where they live and such
Luster Soldier (11:13:44 PM): I know some stuff about them. I know where pikaness lives, down to the exact city. I only know which state Inviso lives in. For the other two, I don't know what state they live in. I do know CrimsonOcean is in EST though.

I actually know where Crimson lives (state anyway) but I guess Luster was too busy looking for pikaness posts to bother seeing it >_>. Anyway, later on Luster let me in on his plan to marry pikaness.
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Apparently, he got the info by getting into a private board of some sort, owned by Math Murderer on a different users account. A certain person, who I won't name, listed pikaness's city in a topic there about Luster Soldier. Luster found it in this way. He also somehow knew her exact birthday, and how many days she was from 18 >_>. Next I talked to him about some AIM convos posted on this private board.

Icehawk9902 (3:54:25 AM): What do you talk about in these AIM convos?
Luster Soldier (3:55:23 AM): Well, I do believe I have told this to too many people now, but if I tell you this, it cannot be told to anyone else.
Icehawk9902 (3:55:33 AM): Alright.
Luster Soldier (3:56:29 AM): Well, in some of these convos, I talked about marrying pikaness. Sounds crazy, but I had this really detailed plan that might make it work. I never revealed the full detailed plan in these convos

From there I find out more about his "plan" he has an inside source!

Luster Soldier (3:57:42 AM): It is complicated, and I do have the help of an unnamed user in trying to help me meet up with pikaness to pull it off.
Icehawk9902 (3:57:57 AM): Oh, thats cool. Does he live near you or pikaness?
Icehawk9902 (3:58:03 AM): I imagine it'd have to be one or the other.
Luster Soldier(3:58:40 AM): He lives closer to pikaness, but still in the same timezone as me. He knows pikaness better than I do, which is a big help.

The conversation continues...

Icehawk9902 (4:05:34 AM): Do you talk to pikaness often on AIM?
Luster Soldier (4:05:53 AM): I've talked to her a couple of times.

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Icehawk9902 (4:13:45 AM): Hmm, why do you want tomarry a GameFAQer?
Luster Soldier (4:17:00 AM): I could answer that one easily. I feel that if I simply marry some girl that I meet in real life, and not through making plans to meet by talking about it online, I might have some problems in trying to convince my wife into getting a GameFAQs account. Also, I know I am out of the running to become a moderator, so at least one of my kids (when they turn 13) could become a moderator
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hay guyz iv ben havng tuff times lately so be niec to me lol : )

It Begins...
One day I am randomly uhh doing Icehawk stuff, when I get this IM...\

I have decided to just put Luster's screenname and not his AIM name for the convos.

Luster Soldier (2:46:31 AM): Hey, this is Luster Soldier. Damn you, you gave me a ***** because of your one topic on Board 8 about Smurf sleeping with CrimsonOcean. In other words, good job on that topic because it was entertaining to read.
Icehawk9902 (3:25:29 AM): I see.
Icehawk9902 (3:25:38 AM): Uhh your welcome, hahaha.

Luster then continued, seeming to believe that Smurf and Crimson actually slept together.

Luster Soldier (3:31:09 AM): For that question, I'm not sure. However, what Smurf did is something that I would be interested in doing, but not with CrimsonOcean obviously.
Icehawk9902 (3:31:25 AM): With who then?
Luster Soldier (3:32:09 AM): I have someone in mind, although I'm not sure if I really want to reveal it.
Icehawk9902 (3:32:30 AM): pikaness?
Luster Soldier (3:32:46 AM): Correct, it was pikaness.

After I find out Luster hasn't seen pika's pic. He goes off on a tangent, talking of how Clover would be a good option...

Luster Soldier (3:37:13 AM): If I don't get a chance to sleep with pikaness, Clover_Meadow is another possible choice for me.
Icehawk9902 (3:37:28 AM): Clover_Meadow posted pics once I believe.
Luster Soldier (3:38:41 AM): Did you get to see the pictures of her?
Icehawk9902 (3:38:45 AM): Yes.
Icehawk9902 (3:39:13 AM): She is what I would call absolutely "babeilicious"

I say it's not because jaylv100 goes to the same school, and thus, would probably get with her first! (lol). Then things started getting a bit more creepy.

Icehawk9902 (3:40:32 AM): Do you live near pikaness?
Luster Soldier(3:41:32 AM): As for pikaness, things aren't too good for me, but it's not completely impossible. I'm in the EST timezone, in which I live in Pennsylvania. pikaness lives up in Canada, in a city called *************.

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hay guyz iv ben havng tuff times lately so be niec to me lol : )

Fine, if it was a private page, I'll say one last thing. What omega did was incredibly lame and stupid, but I don't think it was worth potentially messing up his life over. Good day.
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I'm curious how long it would have took Brak to do this though. I'm guessing you only had a first name to work with. There's usually a lot of results per name.

For example, here's a similar, albeit much more extreme comparison. Some guy decides to be a peeping tom and watch the girl next door every time that she undresses or is in the nude. The girl has absolutely no way of knowing without outside intervention that the guy is doing this. Is it okay for the guy to do this, even know she has no idea and, essentially, her life isn't affected?


As you said, it is extreme, a bit too extreme to be used in this instance. Especially considering she probably has these pictures plastered all over her myspace.
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I'd say the girl's reaction to the news indicates that it's a fairly big deal to claim someone is your girlfriend when they're not as well as posting pictures of them.

Once again, would she ever have known? Was it really affecting her life, was it ever going to if Brak didn't do that?

Meh, forget this, it's a futile battle.
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Dude, the girl has a right to know that some guy is posting pictures of her online and claiming she's his girlfriend. Like Brak said, I'd want to know if somebody were posting pictures and lies about me.

Why don't we stop acting all high and mighty, and be honest with ourselves. She was never going to find out, and he was bragging to people on the internet. Who freaking cares?
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fp fp fp pfff
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1. "Took the time"? It took me about two seconds, and he completely deserved it for showing half-naked pictures of a girl he barely knows to people on the internet.

2. You of all people is accusing me of wanting to look cool on the internet? I don't think I've ever seen someone who cares about internet popularity as much as you. I did it for fun.

You did it for fun, and to look cool on the internet.

If I really cared that much about my e-wang, I wouldn't be arguing about this right now. But who am I to cry foul at B8 having fun? NEVERMIND GUYS XD XD XD.
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Like I said, what omega did was lame, but not a particularly big deal in all actuality.

What Brak did, is actually a big deal, and may in fact affect omega's life in some way.
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Oh come on, stuff like this is gold. Lighten up.

I just feel bad for omegaman. Sure, bragging about a girlfriend you don't have on the internet is rather lame, but people doing what Brak did, just to look cool on the internet are also pretty lame. He's created a really awkward situation for the kid, for a quick laugh. I just don't think it's particularly hilarious.
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If you guys actually took the time to look her up on myspace and message her, you're really no better than people like Icyblaze.
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Class/Work, something O_o.
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How's class going >___>
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