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Current Events   »   Now CE can say it's seen Drake's penis
Machete
02/06/2024
12:25 PM
#25
I saw something on discord about drake's penis on CE and I wasn't sure it was legit. I guess it is.

I personally haven't seen it though. Is it funnier than Lenny Kravitz's penis? Because that was fucking funny...
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Current Events   »   Birdo is a flirt.
Machete
02/06/2024
12:09 PM
#18
Jupiter posted...
Today I learned

same. I never knew birdo was known as Catherine in Japan. I know some Japanese names for video game characters don't really translate well, like Umbreon (apparently known as "Blackie" in Japan)
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Current Events   »   'SNL' Faces Backlash After Nikki Haley Makes Surprise Appearance
Machete
02/04/2024
01:05 PM
#15
BlueKat posted...
She's like a baleen whale--she filters the microorganisms out of the air for sustenance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgO5X2ciNmw
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Current Events   »   The Cart Narc angers a swarm of rich middle aged white men
Machete
02/04/2024
01:01 PM
#12
the guy in the thumbnail of the OP looks quite a bit older than middle aged...

and I'm 41 so I know a thing or two about middle aged...
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Current Events   »   Tucker spotted in a theater in Moscow
Machete
02/04/2024
12:55 PM
#11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o4eL0AUCKc
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