"When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a man... Well actually, sometimes the man doesn't love the woman. He just acts like he does in order to get some action. Magic starts to happen and the two take off their clothes, that's right! And they caress and touch each other until a part of the man grows. Ooh, they're rolling around and now things really start getting hot. And the man say "I love you" and the woman "Hold on a second. I gotta go to the bathroom." And so you wait, and you wait, and you wait, and you wait... and you wait, and you wait and you wait... and you wait, and you're cooling down and she's still going to the bathroom. Finally she comes back and she says "Baby, I'm getting hot!" And that's when you gotta jam her butt and pump her full o-!"
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