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GranzonEx
10/04/2025
12:29 PM
#51
Is Mac Jone elite?
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Leonhart4
10/04/2025
12:32 PM
#52
Turns out having to play without a real offensive coordinator may not be the QB's fault
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GranzonEx
10/04/2025
12:52 PM
#53
How dare you imply Matt Patricia is not a proper OC!
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LiquidOshawott
10/04/2025
12:52 PM
#54
UNC also doing a good job at exposing Belichick
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MysteriousStan
10/04/2025
01:43 PM
#55
Mark Sanchez is in critical condition after being stabbed in Indianapolis...
_PandaMaster_
10/04/2025
01:48 PM
#56
MysteriousStan posted...
Mark Sanchez is in critical condition after being stabbed in Indianapolis...

What
The
Fuck?

Hopefully, he recovers and the perp is caught. Still.....wtf...
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Underleveled
10/04/2025
06:08 PM
#57
Sounds like it was in self-defense and he's being arrested.
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FFDragon
10/04/2025
06:16 PM
#58
Yeah Sanchez was the aggressor.

Dude tried to mace him first to get him to stop beating on him but Mark kept coming so he stabbed him instead.
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FFDragon
10/04/2025
06:18 PM
#59
And all over a parking spot if reporting is correct.

Other guy was a door dash driver making a delivery, sanchez told the guy he couldn't park there, dder said I'll just be a minute, sanchez started wailing on him.
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Underleveled
10/04/2025
06:20 PM
#60
And he was almost 70 if I read correctly?
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Thorn
10/04/2025
06:21 PM
#61
yikes

I saw that he got stabbed on the bottom ticker on ESPN when I was hopping between CFB games earlier this afternoon but those details were... not at all what I was expecting.
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wallmasterz
10/04/2025
06:22 PM
#62
Looks like he just butt fumbled his analyst job away
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FFDragon
10/04/2025
06:22 PM
#63
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1974585724398924204

Seems that way. Sanchez was drunk and pulled the guy out of his car GTA style to start beating on him.

Guess he was tired of his most embarrassing moment being the butt fumble.
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Leonhart4
10/04/2025
06:26 PM
#64
Another Jets QB with an embarrassing public intoxication moment, yikes
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Meow1000
10/04/2025
07:14 PM
#65
This Sanchez story keeps getting deeper
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Meow1000
10/04/2025
11:02 PM
#66
Also nearly everyone is picking the Giants, both regular people and experts, but Vegas has favored the Saints all week.

So like the sharps are on the Saints or something?
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Leonhart4
10/04/2025
11:38 PM
#67
The Saints have been frisky in every game except Seattle, so it's one of those situations where they probably aren't as bad as people think and everyone is probably overreacting to the Giants beating the Chargers
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Meow1000
10/04/2025
11:51 PM
#68
I mean I would've taken the Giants even if they didn't beat the Chargers
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Leonhart4
10/04/2025
11:53 PM
#69
Sure, but it'd probably be a little more split overall if they hadn't
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Forceful_Dragon
10/05/2025
01:21 AM
#70
So I was trying to determine who had the best/worst schedules and wanted to factor in teams that have to play opponents who are coming off a Bye week and came up with this:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c6331e6c.png

I just pulled the week 5 power rankings from ESPN for the colored column on the left (lower red numbers = harder schedule) and the games marked with italics and asterisks* indicate games in which both teams had a bye the previous week (there were 3 of them).

In conclusion the Commanders had a pretty shitty draw this year. Not only do they have a pretty difficult strength of schedule but they have to play more teams coming off a Bye than any other team. At least in week 13 they will also be coming off a Bye so that one's basically a wash. Also the patriots apparently had the easiest schedule according to the current power rankings, though that column is very much subject to change depending on how properly valued the teams currently are.
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Underleveled
10/05/2025
06:52 AM
#71
Hah, yep, off the top of my head I was like, Pats definitely have one of the easiest
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SHINE_GET_64
10/05/2025
07:43 AM
#72
Happy Sunday

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LiquidOshawott
10/05/2025
08:34 AM
#73
Leonhart4 posted...
The Saints have been frisky in every game except Seattle, so it's one of those situations where they probably aren't as bad as people think and everyone is probably overreacting to the Giants beating the Chargers

Moores offense is actually pretty interesting and Rattler probably is not that far off from Carr

jusf a matter of improving that aging defense

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SHINE_GET_64
10/05/2025
09:10 AM
#74
Taylor Decker now listed as doubtful for today's game. Seems more precautionary and he could play, but because it's the Bengals the team feels they can rest him
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Meow1000
10/05/2025
09:59 AM
#75
The Browns already can't cover anyone which is interesting for a team that relies on it's defense. There's no one near any of the Vikings Wentz is passing it to.
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SHINE_GET_64
10/05/2025
10:42 AM
#76
both of these teams are bad but which one is worse
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Meow1000
10/05/2025
10:50 AM
#77
I took the Browns because I trust their defense more than any other unit on the field.

They had one beyond awful drive at the start and they've been fine since.

Vikings should've lost to the Bears, got smoked by the Falcons, and should've lost to the Steelers by 14+. They're getting too much credit.
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LiquidOshawott
10/05/2025
10:52 AM
#78
Gabriel actually looks pretty decent not gonna lie

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totamech
10/05/2025
10:53 AM
#79
Carson Wentz is hurt apparently?
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Meow1000
10/05/2025
10:53 AM
#80
LiquidOshawott posted...
Gabriel actually looks pretty decent not gonna lie
I mean it's hard to get worse than the shambling corpse of Flacco at this point?

totamech posted...
Carson Wentz is hurt apparently?
Shoulder, "questionable"

I think he's out.

Some dude name Brosmer is the backup.
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Meow1000
10/05/2025
11:19 AM
#81
Well Wentz is back. I gotta bad feeling that DPI is leading to a touchdown. I can't actually watch the end of this game though, gotta go out.

It's kind of interesting that the Browns defense has looked completely incompetent at the start of both halves. They settled down after giving up a very easy TD drive to start it.
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MZero
10/05/2025
11:54 AM
#82
Browns defense looking pretty good now
Meow1000
10/05/2025
12:08 PM
#83
"Wide right" is an inefficient descriptor of that kick.
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Meow1000
10/05/2025
12:19 PM
#84
Browns stopped just short of field goal range after two Gabriel mistakes.

I have a bad feeling about this woo

Yeah Gabriel can't seem to throw a ball anywhere near a receiver anymore.
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Meow1000
10/05/2025
12:38 PM
#85
Yeah that TD was obvious. Gabriel choked in the 4th and the defense collapsed.

Also guys who's ready to watch the Jets make the Cowboys defense look good
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FFDragon
10/05/2025
01:10 PM
#86
Ravens making bad teams look good

We are horrible
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Leonhart4
10/05/2025
01:10 PM
#87
Ravens defense is so bad even the Texans look good
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Thorn
10/05/2025
01:14 PM
#88
jets very nearly bailed out the cowboys defense
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Denji
10/05/2025
01:14 PM
#89
The Ravens inactive list is basically a list of their best players.
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FFDragon
10/05/2025
01:17 PM
#90
Denji posted...
The Ravens inactive list is basically a list of their best players.

The only possible good thing is Henry has made a career of dunking on Houston
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FFDragon
10/05/2025
01:37 PM
#91
lmao "van noy leading the misfits!" we're getting dunked on by the announcers too
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Leonhart4
10/05/2025
01:45 PM
#92
how did the Panthers beat Atlanta 30-0

they are truly awful
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ZeroSignal
10/05/2025
01:48 PM
#93
Leonhart4 posted...
how did the Panthers beat Atlanta 30-0

they are truly awful

Fuck it, put Dalton in.
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LiquidOshawott
10/05/2025
01:57 PM
#94
Division shenanigans probably
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FFDragon
10/05/2025
01:59 PM
#95
Golden playing in the stadium is the best part of this game so far
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Thorn
10/05/2025
02:20 PM
#96
I suppose the Cowboys could blow this but I think they're likely to cruise to a blowout. jets so bad.
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Suprak_the_Stud
10/05/2025
02:22 PM
#97
Youre a seriously bad team if you cant score against the Cowboys defense.
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Meow1000
10/05/2025
02:31 PM
#98
Dallas didn't even try to score before the half with 29 seconds left and hit a 60 yard rush followed by an easy pass TD.

Jets are a joke holy shit.

And Aubrey misses the PAT why not.
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Suprak_the_Stud
10/05/2025
02:31 PM
#99
lol Jets
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Thorn
10/05/2025
02:32 PM
#100
oh my god i turned away for a few minutes after dallas went up 17-3 thinking that would be the halftime score barring some dumb pick 6 or something jfc

aubrey is mortal though
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