Here are some ideas for bad contests from ChatGPT:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a60f3f38.png
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/dd933e49.png
I asked it to go crazy with these last ones:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fb61e7aa.png
(|| ' ' ||) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs
. /|_|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't!