Buzz Lightyear was feeling a bit down on himself. He lacked confidence but decided to trust the other toys judgment.
Its time to send you to the fiery pits of the incinerator, Duke. And beyond!
Everyone held their collective breaths. When Duke was lowered into the blood-soaked guillotine, a cloud of pink smoke engulfed Bonnies room. It smelled like strawberries.
No, I dont think so, Buzz. Wheres your toy now? Lotso, once disguised as Duke, had escaped the guillotine.
Oh my god! Its Lotso! cried Ken.
Hey Ken, Im town af. Lotso said in the least convincing manner possible.
Okay, I believe you said Ken, doing his best Roxas impression. And theres no need to abbreviate that, I know what af means. Trust me, Ive seen all the Marvel movies.
Lotso laughed maniacally and grabbed Ken. It takes a village the Sunnyside daycare rogues gallery suddenly appeared in Bonnies room. To raise a
child!!!
Oh my god whats happening?! Ken was being lifted into the air. If anything happens to me .. lynch THAT GUY next!!! AHHHH!!! Ken was, of course, pointing at Buzz Lightyear.
We have to save Ken!! Buzz Lightyear and the other toys ran after Lotso. Ken had landed on a high cliff where his wardrobe was conveniently located. These clothes!!! Astronaut, cowboy, cop, doctor, Hawaiian luau, fabulous accountant! They dont
do anything!
Ken threw a speedo made from a single banana peel to the floor. Lotso slipped on it and all the town toys, having dodged Lotsos cronies, surrounded the overly affectionate bear. This is the end for you, you handsy pink bastard.
Wait, what does that word mean??? Ken yelled. The toys all grabbed Lotso and tore him apart in horrifically gruesome fashion, leaving nothing but a pile of stuffing behind. They lit the remains on fire and flushed the ashes down Bonnies toilet.
Finally, all threats had been defeated. It was time to rest and wait for
The next day
Here you go Andy. I hope your kids have as much fun with these toys as I did. Theyve been well loved. Bonnie paused. A few of them are broken I dont know what happened. Bonnie motioned to Forky, Lenny, Mr. Spell, Bullseye and Woody.
Dont worry about that Bonnie, Im just delighted to have them back. Theyre honestly in way better condition than I expected, and Ive got a pal who can fix these broken toys right up. Heck, I think theyre all in need of some repair theyll need it to be ready for being played with every single day.
Wow, you think your kids will use them that much? Bonnie asked.
Kids? Psh, Im listing these antiques on eBay as soon as I get home. Andy laughed. Just kidding. Theyre staying in the family from now on. Heck, they are family, in a way. Andy thought for a moment he saw a smile form across Woodys decapitated head. No, that cant be. But it brought back memories of days spent with Woody and the other toys, back when he thought of them as his best friends.
And as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
Youre gonna see its our destiny
Destiny, Andy thought with a smile. He reflected on the 15 years of his life that had passed since he left for college. What else could have brought these toys back to him?
TOWN has won Toy Story Mafia
Congratulations TOWN
A winner is you
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