hrm this Pokemon Journeys says Slowpoke turns into a Slowking if Shellder bites its head instead of its tail - okay fine anime can do things different BUT I definitely remember a Johto episode where there's this pond where Slowpoke live with a King's Rock in the center, but it's heavily guarded by Shellder so that any Slowpoke who try to get the King's Rock gets attacked by a Shellder biting its tail and evolving into Slowbro so it can't Slowking from the King's Rock
the Slowpoke at the center of the episode tries it in the end because it's part of this prophecy to bring the Slowpoke to some paradise but anyways KING'S ROCK EVOLUTION WAS ALREADY CANONIZED FOR ANIME 850 EPISODES AGO, GOD WRITERS
also uhhhh wtf a Slowking used Psychic to take off its crown and put it on Ash and turn him british
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