HYDRO CANNON
+3 Stakataka
+2 Raging Bolt
+1 Sneasel
-1 Hippopotas
-2 Mudbray
-3 Hitmonlee
A walking fortress constructed of a colony of sentient, cyclopean bricks isn't the choice everyone is going to make, but it is the one for me. Hitmonlee looks like an anal polyp with limbs. Aside from mudbray (just ugly) and Hitmonlee (aforementioned anal polyp), the pokemon in this division are good.
LEAF TORNADO
+3 Zoroark
+2 Farfetch'd
+1 Snorunt
-1 Aromatisse
-2 Starly
-3 Metang
Zoroark, specifically Hisuian Zoroark, gets a +3 due to the sheer audacity of its edginess. "Heedless of its own safety, Zoroark attacks its nemeses with a bitter energy so intense, it lacerates Zoroarks own body." This pokemon hates so hard that it cuts itself to hurt its nemeses! This pokemon has severe mental illness!
I'm am hungry I want some lasaga